Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Antiomny )

oh! two in a row! look at that, you receipt grubbing zoophytes! first poster dance! with a cereal box, too!

(Submitted by Noah Graber )

*grinning from ear to ear* OH YAH! Second poster dance! Wait, thee be damned I don't dance.

(Submitted by Noah Graber )

Truly ye heathens don't eat barbecued cereal? Thee will burn in hell for sure for such worldliness.

(Submitted by greg samson )

Beware, some spammer has harvested email addresses from here. I suggest continuing to use powerful munges or just making things up!

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

That's so sweet...a mate for the toaster box. Toaster, meet cereal, cereal, meet toaster, may you live in breakfast taste treat bliss for ever.

(Submitted by PennoBoy )

Hi, Dessie chile, have some lurvly suger-coated corny puffs - oh, dang, I fergot, I only bought the cereal box today. I'll have ter git the contents termorrer.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

SCOTT... BOXERS OR BRIEFS?

(Submitted by Dal )

Thanks for the info greg...so that must be why I keep getting all those enlarge my penis emails. I knew something was fishy. DAMMMMMM, another COUNTER CARD!! OMG..I am beginning to get really concerned or jealous, one or the other. But still, 19 pieces, WOWWEE! You GO, Big D!

(Submitted by Dalliance - Hesitant Che )

i just went back and counted: 8 COUNTER CARDS (not including the VOIDED ENTRY)in 18 days???? *whimpering* What is happening here? I'm really frightened *trembling..biting my quivering bottom lip* Some body hold me? Derek? Derek? Is this the Counter Revolution? Has the time come?

(Submitted by :^ )

I still don't know what a counter card is! I serached Wal*mart.com for "counter card" and all it returned was four books about blackjack. D's not into gambling is he? Does he use the fish food as chips? (fish & chips?) Maybe he's linked in with the mob somehow? Sends the other gamblers to 'sleep with the fishies'? Oh, and by the way, BBQ is cheaper if you just cook it yourself. 19 pcs for 30 bucks is too much for food that's not that difficult to make yourself.

(Submitted by Freud )

Greg, Why do you think I use Fart@gas.com? Keeps the spammers away.

(Submitted by Freud )

And here is a big way to go to Noah Graber for grabbing 2nd and 3rd place. Bad form old man.

(Submitted by Antimony )

I haven't put my real address. I use a different one each time. and also, I realized that I don't have a clue what a counter card is. Somebody give me a hint! I'm dying of curiostiy. and if anyone can help me think up some words that end in - ation, then let me know, cuz I'm running out of ideas.

(Submitted by :^ )

fiirtation dalmation creation harmonization homogonization nation punctuation pronounciation remediation urination pagination information imagination destination claymation syncopation caprification purification defecation insinuation realization relation stimulation coprophagiation vacation vocation station tribulation ration station discoloration emancipation fornication asphyxiation renumeration antidisestablishmentarianation classification interpretation caramelization mediation conversation reincarnation all come to mind. And don't forget using ation inside a word: national stationary international nationality rational irrational. Or make any of them plural. (Pluralification?) POST AWAY ANT!

(Submitted by :^ )

cannabilization nationalisation customization misapprorpiation i'm done now. 10 minutes of thought was enough lol.

(Submitted by Pee Wee )

Masturbation...and it only took me three minutes.

(Submitted by LIZZY LOU )

FRUSTRATION

(Submitted by Chiq )

Nannercopulation. Oh, it's a word.

(Submitted by Nobody )

are you really affiliated with ION.COM? If so, your website is down.

(Submitted by Antimony )

damn, :>, that's alot of - ation words. that'll take me awhile to get through. thanks awfully. Chiq--i lve nannercopulation. most amusing. no, nobody, i have noting to do with ion.com, it's just that @ion.com makes a lovely e-mail adress because of words that end in - ation.

(Submitted by Derek D Sysop )

Ignore this: it is a test of the Derek Is Screwing Around with The Code Warning System. It is only a test. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP If this had been an actual emergency, Derek would be pissed now. More than likely, his changes are working perfectly, just like they, ahem, always do. Notable fixed bugs: 1. The date sorting is correct now. 2. I think I've FINALLY fixed the 'reload' bug, so no more echoes. 3. I've removed the renegade apostrophe from the Index page.

(Submitted by Antimony )

I've noticed that the dates are fixed. just as I'd gotten used to them being bass ackwards, they get fixed! arg!

(Submitted by Jeremy )

This is a reload test. Beeeeep.

(Submitted by Jer )

Well, I'll be... I reloaded. MULTIPLE TIMES!

(Submitted by :^ )

Derek we CAN'T ignore your posts. That's why we're here. And now that I know the bugs are fixed I'll stop wagering on them. ANT: population copulation consternation investigation strangulation constellation relation relationship fellation (the receiver of fellatio?) correlation destination procreation [thanks for sticking this damn thought in my head now I can't think of anything else it's like a stupid melody rolling around in there] generation recreation ovation iteration crustacean (no strike that one) frustration menstration Wal*mation information [MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP]

(Submitted by Mikey from the corner )

ooo-kay, just calm it down, it'll be okay. Won't it? OH GOD! MAKE IT STOP! I'M TRYING TO THINK OF SOME TOO! But i'm too dumb. AGGGHHH!

(Submitted by Kensou )

Intimidation - come on people!

(Submitted by 2vamp )

conflagration? pulverization? condensation? what is it about this place that keeps me coming back? *wry grin* i don't post all the time but i absolutely *H*A*V*E* to come back and see what's up.....

(Submitted by 2vamp )

opps, typo......

(Submitted by Chiquita )

*climbing inside the CEREAL BOX*

(Submitted by penis )

can't... think... outside... the... box...

(Submitted by Simmons )

Timmy, I see you've passed your Sertafication, you perfect sleeper you.

(Submitted by Dally with BBQ sauce covered face )

*Climbing in the Cereal Box with Chiq...dragging in a few pieces of BBQ* Want some?

(Submitted by Dal thinking in the box )

Rice Crispification, Coco Puffation, Count Choculation, Rasin Brandification...wondering as I look around

(Submitted by *climbing in the ring to box wif chiq & dal* )

hey, anybody wanna measure the sound waves produced by an erection?

(Submitted by :^ )

Dal, I see some cerealization occurring. Don't forget honey combation and special kation but don't try the kennel ration. ANT: I now have a list of over 80 ation words not counting plural or adverbial forms. Why did you hit me with the mind-lock sword? And what should I do with the list? Maybe D can post it so we can all add to it? Maybe I should open my own site? It's become a [hopefully] mini obsessation. Please let me go Ant, please.

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Frosted Flakification, Fruit Loopilation, Trixacration. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. Dal, please pass me about 12 PCS of those 19 BBQs.

(Submitted by Abi )

I'll just curl up in the corner of the CEREAL BOX and snooze......*snoring gently*

(Submitted by :^ )

AAAAUURRRGGGHHHHH!!! 100+ now. And I just had a realization: Not only plurification but also adverbialization and negation by adding -al, -ly, -less, -ful, and dis- to the mixation. I haven't considered conjunctionation yet. An application of alphabetization to the list helped with elimination of duplication but only added to the frustration. Do I include the prefixations and suffixations? Do I need a vacation? I have to stop this fixation!

(Submitted by timmy )

rectumfixation, asspalification, banalization, turdburgularization, interesting thought deprivation, sonny playstation...

(Submitted by earl )

putrification?

(Submitted by Sadam )

Screwinganation?

(Submitted by clinton )

fornication? rationalization? oral libation? dress modification? massive litigation? records modification? sexual prederatorization? office assasination?

(Submitted by Wormy )

Although they haven't found a cure for premature ejaculation, I hear it's coming quickly...

(Submitted by :^ )

130+ now. I don't have any that begin with J, K, W, X, Y, or Z. All other letters are covered. Help? Signed, Obsessed

(Submitted by PMS )

Cuntsternation?

(Submitted by :^ )

Scratch the J he cried in jubilation!

(Submitted by playdoughnation )

jerkinclination, kylubrication, wankermigration, yaltavacation & xposezation. *pant pant pant*

(Submitted by fore finger )

zipperstimulation?

(Submitted by :^ )

And the W came to me while looking at my workstation. K-X-Y-Z remain. Is xylophonation converting a song to play on a xylophone?

(Submitted by nate shun )

wot 'ave we been 'doin... "ationation?"

(Submitted by cereal killer )

i can't believe i ate the hole box...

(Submitted by Antimony )

ok, :>, i'm scared now. I'm afraid it's out of my hands now. it's taken hold of your brain. there's nothing I can do. I think it's cool that there are so many. I may never run out, at this rate.

(Submitted by A. Bird Indyhand )

You haven't bought a single battery during National Mastrubation Month.

(Submitted by Mrs. Baird )

Did somebody pinch my loaf?

(Submitted by :^ )

well over 160 now. Still missing those last four letters. Everywhere I go I see -ations. Billboards, menus, street signs, logos...and they say the Internet is a big time waster

(Submitted by Antimony )

think of it in a positive light--at least you have a hobby now! it's not wasting time if you can call it a hobby, you know.

(Submitted by i think i know about you )

L, is that you?

(Submitted by THIS is what I think )

The horrific reception can be partially accounted for by the inanity of those responsible for the installation, while the corresponding effects can be easily seen without utilizing the processes of digital analyzation or electronic ionization.

(Submitted by m.t.w )

bugger me backwards..whens someone going to do an english version of say tescos or sainsbury receipts?im waiting with risen cock :)

(Submitted by w.t.f. )

"bugger me backwards"? "tescos"?

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

By the way, "counter card" was sorted out some receipt months ago. I suggest all neophytes carefully scrutinise previous receipts for their edification.

(Submitted by Antimony )

to the person who thinks they know about me, (my "real" name does start with L, actually), if you can answer these 3 questions, then you know me: 1--what is the name of the bondage fairy? 2--is there really ice cream with little chocolate fish in it, or am I hallucinating? 3--Why did it have to be flourescent yellow, anyway? if none of those questions make sense, then no, you don't know me. but I think I know you.

(Submitted by I am the troll under the bridge )

I am not your little buddy A, but i know him. I don't know number two. #3-it was flourescent green-yellow, with more green than yellow, Ms. colorblind. Better than blue and red. #1-he is a cheater, he copied bondage fairies from an existing comic. The real bondage fairy is named "Pfil" and is a lesbian. You let the spork die!

(Submitted by I am the emperor, and i rather like being naked in front of all those girls )

YOU are the cause of my horrific reception! Chiq stole my banana and used it in ways i shouldn't repeat. Dal is the orakle and is therefore needing to tell me what event needs to take place before my tv starts working right.

(Submitted by There is no spork )

I believe and therefore I can bend the plastic spork with very little effort. Sporks should be banned. I'm thinking of forming R.A.S. but i'm not sure how many members I'd be able to have.

(Submitted by Jeremy )

Ah, yes, the bondage fairies. I am familiar with them, the other one is named "Pamila". They protect the forest. They tend to grin sluttily in every frame of the comic book. I would be willing to buy issues of it, i've only found them posted on the net, but it would be a cool noveltycollector's item to have.

(Submitted by eh, eh? )

Dans la salle de bains, Nanou se déshabilla entièrement. Elle prit une douche en prenant bien soin de ne pas mouiller sa chevelure. Après s'être légèrement parfumée, elle revêtit un baby-doll noir qui faisait ressortir le bronzage de sa peau, le modelé et la fermeté de ses seins ainsi que l'arrondi de ses hanches et son ventre plat. Elle gaina ses magnifiques jambes et cuisses de bas résille noirs qui montaient jusqu'à la jointure du tronc.______________ Sa rousse toison flamboyait sous le léger tissu cachant entièrement sa fente. Après un dernier coup d'oeil à l'ensemble de sa silhouette elle regagna la salle de séjour. L'homme fut subjugué par la splendide statue de chair qui s'avançait vers lui. Il la rejoignit et la prenant par les épaules, il se mit à lui couvrir le visage, les épaules et la naissance des seins, de baisers. _______________ Nanou s'enroula littéralement autour de l'homme, frottant son petit mufle sensuel contre celui de son amant, le couvrant de son regard provocant de salope en manque. Puis, elle lui enfila dans l'oreille une langue à rendre jaloux un lézard, se frottant éhontément contre le sexe de l'homme. -"Je te plais?, lui demanda-t-elle, arrêtant ses câlineries". -"Foutrement", répondit-il. _________________ Elle recommença à l'embrasser. En arrivant au quatrième baiser, son baby-doll avait glissé, révélant ses seins ronds et fermes. Elle haletait comme une bacchante en folie, son ventre était agité d'une houle spasmodique. Elle entraîna son amant dans la chambre à coucher. Elle s'étendit sur le lit, l'obligeant à la suivre. Elle se tortilla contre son amant jusqu'à ce qu'elle le sente aux bords de la crise cardiaque. Elle y parvint avec un soupir de satisfaction et se coucha sur le ventre, offrant aux yeux de son amant sa croupe cambrée et la longue ligne des reins. -"Déshabille-toi", dit-elle. ___________

(Submitted by hmmm, maybe it's too long )

Il s'exécuta. Lorsqu'il fut nu, elle le prit contre elle, sa bouche descendit, puis elle titilla de la pointe de la langue le gland, le faisant ensuite courir de haut en bas de la hampe, la langue agaça les testicules pour revenir à la tête qu'elle emboucha une nouvelle fois. ___________________ Voyant que son amant n'avait pas besoin de beaucoup d'adjuvant, Nanou se redressa. Elle le poussa sur le dos et l'enfourcha, se frottant sur la bite dressée. Les yeux fermés, elle commença à remuer lentement, étendant les bras comme une danseuse indienne, ondulant du bassin. ________________ L'homme la saisit aux hanches, domestiquant son mouvement jusqu'à ce qu'il ne soit plus qu'un frottement régulier et lent. Nanou haletait. Sa tête descendit jusqu'à la poitrine de son amant, et lui fit sentir sa langue en effleurant ses mamelons en une caresse très douce tandis qu'elle accélérait le mouvement de son bassin. Elle s'immobilisa d'un coup, puis elle retomba molle contre lui, toujours sous l'étreinte. -"C'est bon, fit-elle, j'ai joui. C'est fabuleux". L'homme continua à gémir les jambes tendues, les bras en croix. ________________ Ils demeurèrent de longues minutes dans la même position. Le corps extraordinaire de Nanou tout en fermeté et en courbes, avec juste ce qu'il fallait de douceur pour la rendre supra-sensuelle. Elle écarta ses flamboyants cheveux et sourit à son amant. ____________________ Elle glissa sur son corps se tenant au pied du lit. Elle commença une fellation aussi lente que consciencieuse. Elle avait un sérieux coup de main, si on peut dire... ____________ Peu à peu, l'homme sentit sa vigueur revenir. Nanou l'agaçait de ses ongles longs et rouges. Le cerveau du type se vidait, comme aspiré par cette bouche vorace et habile. _______________ Il se dégagea, la renversa sous lui et la pénétra d'une violente poussée rectiligne. _______________ Au

(Submitted by people are gonna complain, but it seemed so much shorter earlier )

Il s'exécuta. Lorsqu'il fut nu, elle le prit contre elle, sa bouche descendit, puis elle titilla de la pointe de la langue le gland, le faisant ensuite courir de haut en bas de la hampe, la langue agaça les testicules pour revenir à la tête qu'elle emboucha une nouvelle fois. ___________________ Voyant que son amant n'avait pas besoin de beaucoup d'adjuvant, Nanou se redressa. Elle le poussa sur le dos et l'enfourcha, se frottant sur la bite dressée. Les yeux fermés, elle commença à remuer lentement, étendant les bras comme une danseuse indienne, ondulant du bassin. ________________ L'homme la saisit aux hanches, domestiquant son mouvement jusqu'à ce qu'il ne soit plus qu'un frottement régulier et lent. Nanou haletait. Sa tête descendit jusqu'à la poitrine de son amant, et lui fit sentir sa langue en effleurant ses mamelons en une caresse très douce tandis qu'elle accélérait le mouvement de son bassin. Elle s'immobilisa d'un coup, puis elle retomba molle contre lui, toujours sous l'étreinte. -"C'est bon, fit-elle, j'ai joui. C'est fabuleux". L'homme continua à gémir les jambes tendues, les bras en croix. ________________ Ils demeurèrent de longues minutes dans la même position. Le corps extraordinaire de Nanou tout en fermeté et en courbes, avec juste ce qu'il fallait de douceur pour la rendre supra-sensuelle. Elle écarta ses flamboyants cheveux et sourit à son amant. ____________________ Elle glissa sur son corps se tenant au pied du lit. Elle commença une fellation aussi lente que consciencieuse. Elle avait un sérieux coup de main, si on peut dire... ____________ Peu à peu, l'homme sentit sa vigueur revenir. Nanou l'agaçait de ses ongles longs et rouges. Le cerveau du type se vidait, comme aspiré par cette bouche vorace et habile. _______________ Il se dégagea, la renversa sous lui et la pénétra d'une violente poussée rectiligne. _______________ Au

(Submitted by dammit, wrong part )

tomatiquement, les jambles de Nanou se replièrent pour aider sa pénétration. Il la posséda ainsi quelques minutes, puis, d'elle-même, la jeune chauffeuse de taxi le repoussa et roula sur le côté. Lorsqu'il enfonça sa bite dans le petit trou de la croupe cambrée, elle s'agenouilla, lui offrant encore davantage ses reins, les mains appuyées contre le mur. __________ L'homme ne se retint plus, arrachant à Nanou des cris, des soupirs et des gémissements émouvants. Il parvint à la labourer encore un long moment avant de jouir en elle. It's a little after the fact but here is a story for dal. Was gonna put her name in the story but thought she might get mad

(Submitted by Jeremy )

It's too late at night, apparently. God, all of that wasted space. Sorry big D. And all you other nonfrenchreading and/or stingy with your space people. REAL sorry. Au revoir amis (first thing i ever learned to say)

(Submitted by susie )

Hmmmmm.....The French are not SO erotic when you meet them in real life. Give me a Wisconsin man anyday.

(Submitted by Abi )

susie! hello!!!

(Submitted by Chiq )

Antimony... I'm shocked. That's not your real name??? I don't know what to believe anymore. Hmmmmpppphhhh. *climbing back into CEREAL BOX

(Submitted by Chiq )

Antimony... I'm shocked. That's not your real name??? I don't know what to believe anymore. Hmmmmpppphhhh. *climbing back into CEREAL BOX*

(Submitted by Chiq )

So sorry. That 1st post was mistakenly submitted. It's missing the last *.

(Submitted by * * * * * * * * * * * * )

starry starry night...

(Submitted by :^ )

More than 250 now. Can't stop. Must find K-X-Y-Z words. Can't sleep. Can't eat. Need more words. Must help Ant. Must make list. Keep going. Think. Struggle. Make. List. Gotta. Concentra

(Submitted by lieu )

to catch a horrific event on film/video... zapruderation.

(Submitted by lieu jr. )

to have balls big enough to sack and pillage a village while wearing a skirt... keltification.

(Submitted by lieu III )

to have one hand fondling a red nuke button and another a shot glass... yeltsination.

(Submitted by lieu IV )

to pig out well in the am... xandbaconration.

(Submitted by Wal*Fixture )

To have this task completed... priceless.

(Submitted by Count BBQ )

Why 19 pieces?

(Submitted by Terry )

Why'd he only buy the CEREAL BOX? Can he not open those goddamn plastic cereal bags from hell either? My kitchen floor gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "you can eat off of it" 'cos everytime I try to open one of those damn things, half of it ends up scattered around the kitchen...

(Submitted by ron popeil )

hmmmm...

(Submitted by Antimony )

he's not my little buddy. he's a freak. scary little person. the chocolate fish are real. and it is so yellow. Make him stop with the damn spray paint already. I'm not the one who threw the spork out the window at Lily. it's his fault, he knows Lily can't throw. he just blamed it on me because he likes to piss me off.

(Submitted by Terry )

RON!!! You S.O.B...I bought one of those Turkey rotisseries from you back in November...burned the shit outta everything...

(Submitted by "I AM THE BONDAGE FAIRY! " She cried )

Oh, Jeremy, I don't know what to say but...pantpant. Funny but I was upset cause you *didn't* use my name. Use it, Baby, use it!!!(er, sorry, got a little carried away in the, uh, moment *wiping BBQ sauce off my chin with the back of my hand*)

(Submitted by Krisssssstal )

This is a wacked out way cool site.. I cant belive you would take all this time away from your kids to do this.. but hey man more power to ya.. hope to check this site out later and see more from you.. Hows the walmart there i live in WA and it aint no super walmart its really cool though.. Peace out all you that read this..

(Submitted by HEY )

I don't take the time from my kid I take it from my boss.

(Submitted by :^ )

Here are 350+ words ant. My job is done. I know there are more but let me know when you use thes up first. abbreviation abdication aberration abomination acceleration acclamation acclimation acidification actuation adaptation adulation aeration affiliation aggravation alliteration alphabetization amplification amputation animation annexation application appropriation articulation asphyxiation assassination assignation assimilation atomization attenuation augmentation auscultation automation barbarization beautification calcification calculation cancellation cannibalization canonization capitation caramelization carbonization carburization carnation castigation castration catheterization cavitation certification characterization chlorination circulation civilization clarification classification claymation coagulation codification cogitation cohabitation collaboration collimation colonization combination communication compilation complication computerization concentration conceptualization condensation confiscation conflagration congratulation consolidation constellation consternation constipation continuation conversation cooperation coprophagiation copulation coronation corporation correlation corrugation creation cremation crystallization customization dalmatian damnation decapitation deceleration declaration decoration dedication defamation defecation defibrillation defoliation deforestation degradation dehydration deionization deliberation delineation denomination deodorization depredation deprivation designation destination determination detonation deviation dictation differentiation dilation discoloration discrimination disintegration distillation domination donation duplication duration edification education ejaculation elation elimination emancipation emasculation encapsulation equation escalation evacuation evaluat

(Submitted by :^ )

evaluation evaporation examination excavation exclamation excommunication exfoliation exhumation expectation expiration explanation exploration facilitation factorization federation feminization fertilization filtration fixation flirtation flotation fluorination formation formulation fornication fortification fossilization foundation fragmentation fraternization frustration generalization generation germination gestation graduation harmonization herniation hesitation homogenization humiliation hyphenation identification illumination imagination imitation immobilization implication improvisation incantation incarceration incarnation incitation inclination incorporation incubation indemnification indignation individualization industrialization inebriation infatuation inflammation information inhalation inoculation insinuation inspiration installation insubordination integration intermediation interpolation interpretation interrogation intimidation investigation invigoration invitation invocation irrigation irritation iteration jubilation lamination libation liberation limitation liquidation litigation location lubrication magnification manifestation mastication masturbation maturation mechanization mediation medication memorization menstruation migration ministration misappropriation moderation modulation motorization multiplication mummification mutilation nation nationalization naturalization navigation nomination normalization obligation occupation officiation optimization oration ordination organization orientation ovation oxygenation pagination participation percolation permeation permutation personalization personification plantation pollination pontification population precipitation predation presentation probation procreation pronunciation publication pulverization punctuation purification qualification quotation

(Submitted by :^ )

radiation ration realization recitation reclamation recreation regurgitation reincarnation relation remediation remuneration renovation reparation representation resonation respiration restoration resuscitation retaliation revocation rotation ruination salvation scarification sedimentation sensation separation serialization simulation solidification specification stagnation standardization starvation station stimulation strangulation striation summation syncopation systemization tarnation taxation termination titillation transformation transportation tribulation trivialization urination utilization vacation vacuolization validation vectorization ventilation verification vibration victimization visualization vocation westernization workstation

(Submitted by :^ )

My hands are shaking. I'm gonna sleep now.

(Submitted by I don't really know him, i'm a psychic that knows you like MJ )

It sure looks like greenish yellow in the can, but all you have to do is look out your window, so how can i argue? And freaks are bad...how exactly? Ahhh, but YOU are the one that killed it. Pissed off? Is that what color it is?

(Submitted by Nancy )

Geez...I came back here to check on how old the baby was now by seeing what is being bought. Who are you people and what are you doing here?

(Submitted by Jeremy, visiting weird talking relatives )

:^, calm down, if you looked hard enough you could probably find a dictionary-type program where you could see all the different possibities. The story was going to be about lesbians, but i said, "hey, dal probly aint no lesbian. Mebey i shuld put a guy in..." Then i was gonna make the story about me and dal, but i said, "i jus dont knows bout dat. Might look lok i want her bad..." So the story is hetero and i'm not in it. And i won't comment on whether dal is a lesbian or on whether i want to throw her on a bed. anyways...

(Submitted by Jeremy )

Here are some I thought up. There are way too many, this doesn't even come close to completing your list. Before anyone comments, it is MY time, I can waste it if I want to!`````` Activation, Retaliation, Internalization, Fabrication, Consideration, Agitation, Celebration, Desperation, Cultivation, Situation, Reputation, Preparation, Registration, Meditation, Citation, Variation, Consolation, Confederation, Assosiation, Authorization, Accumulation, Administration, Admiration, Adoration, Anticipation, Celebration, Cessation, Compensation, Demonstration, Documentation, Extermination, Formentation, Gratification, Hallucination, illustration, Isolation, Justification, Operation, Provocation, Regulation, Salutation, Temptation, Toleration, Verification And no K ones. or the other 3. I know you listed it, but DAMNATION, wot are you doing to me?!?

(Submitted by susie )

Did we have Prozacmedication already? *distributing Cheese Bites and Sparkle8rol to all in the cereal box*

(Submitted by Cakes )

what about muffination?

(Submitted by Chiq )

Hi Cakes & susie!!! How about CEREAL BOXIPATION?

(Submitted by Cakes )

sounds like what happens when you eat too much roughage! Hi back to you...!!

(Submitted by Why 19 pieces of BBQ? Cuz one got run over trying to get to the other side. )

hey pretties - snogs to Cakes and Chiq and a big hug and snog to susie - where have you been, ma amie? How's the cheese? want some BBQ? Chiqs, can you hand me a few pieces? p.s. I'm not a lesbian, although there is nothing wrong wif that (one of my best friends is one).

(Submitted by Dally )

Oh, the above wuz me.

(Submitted by Terry )

Dally! ME? One of you're best friends? Truly, I'm touched...

(Submitted by jenna talia )

me too.

(Submitted by Cakes )

snogs back at you all, 'course, I'd forgotten that T's a lesbian trapped in a man's body......

(Submitted by lieu )

Oooh, I know how he feels. I'm a lumberjack trapped in a longshoreman's body.

(Submitted by Dick Wagger )

Look at all the Noah Grabers. Go ahead, bite the box cereal. Don't mind the maggots.

(Submitted by Crystal Methane )

At what temperature does a gas become a solid?

(Submitted by Antimony )

I do not like Michael Jackson.

(Submitted by Best Friend )

Terry, the local "Chicks with Dicks Motorcycle Club" wants to know if you'll be a candidate in their "Hairy- assed Biker of the Year" contest coming up in July.

(Submitted by Man, that shore is long )

Knock, knock on wood.

(Submitted by Corerection )

that should read "Knock, knock, knock on wood."

(Submitted by lieu )

wow, and the local "checkers with peckers" walmartian union voted him as the "item they'd most like to scan". what a year!

(Submitted by Walmart Man )

I went to the store again today. I needed a cereal box to put my excess cereal in. I also bought 2 counter cards, when I got home I noticed they charged me $0.90 more for one of them. Curses, curses I say!

(Submitted by i AM a phsychik, don't argue with me )

you KNOW you do!

(Submitted by Jer and some lifestyle info )

Hey, I'm not gonna argue with you dally, I already said that. No really, it's fairly obvious that you aren't, that's why it was fun to say. Terry, it was probably one of your lesbian lovers that is one of Dally's best friends. On a happy note i would like to let everybody know the following: LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand. Also, Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. And I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

(Submitted by Antimony )

i do not. just out of curiosity, are you an antonist?

(Submitted by An ignorant fool wants to know, what is a zoophyte? )

You mean Anton Szandor Lavey-ist? They are usually called "Satanists", but no, I'm not. Hmmmm. Oh, come on, everybody likes MariJuana!

(Submitted by Dally )

But, Jer, I LIKE to argue sometimes. Come on!..*doing my best'float like a butterfly, sting like a bee' impersonation* I can take you! Come on, Mister. Did I mention that I'm an Alabama redneck living in Brooklyn (Brooklyn: only the strong survive)..yeah thas right I know you scared now...now, where did I put those steel- toed durangos of mine.....

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Oh, GAWD, please don't tell us ya'll are Alistar Crowley fans...I mean if you're gonna go all satanic at least have the good sense to go the voodoo route...BBQ chicken head anyone?

(Submitted by Jeremy )

Hey, don't insult my beliefs! I shall smite you down. Crowley's “Access through excess” has helped me reform my life and made me a success. Hmmm, I don't believe in Voodoo, but i am a practitioner of it. Sounds unbelievable? Wait till you read my book entitled "unbelievable voodoo chicken heads". It will change YOUR life.

(Submitted by Jeremy )

oh, yeah? You wanna fight? Aight then, you ARE a lesbian. A bike ridin dyke.(That didn't incite you to want to fight? I dunno what to do now.) It's good to know that like a common bee you sting once and only once, cuz then i'll mow you down. I'll cut you, hear? I'll cut you. Cut? or Gut? By the way, access through excess is not a book title, like i may have made it look.

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

You be careful, Jeremy, she means what she says - she gave me a Vulcan neck-pinch from 12,000 miles away - all the stationery was stolen from my desk while I was out.

(Submitted by Fraidycat Jeremy )

I have to admit that i know little about vulcan neck pinches, the missing stationary was the neck pinch or in addition to the neck pinch or unrelated? If something is more than 20 i generally say a billion, but sometimes people think I'm exaggerating, but really I'm just unmotivated. Counting is soooo hard. That's why I respect and admire the count so much. He makes it look easy.

(Submitted by Now You can even get your JURORS at Wal*Mart )

When not enough citizens showed up for jury duty, sheriff's deputies in Durango, Colo., went shopping for prospective jurors at the local Wal-Mart and two grocery stores. "Lack of response to jury summonses has been a problem in the district and around the state for some years," State District Judge Greg Lyman told the Denver Post. "But this is the first time I've ever had to send the sheriff out to nab somebody."

(Submitted by Get Yer Red-Hot Jurors Here )

I can see the Unabomber now: "Let's see...I'll have two in the red plaid, three with mountain cabins, four with the ammo bandaleros, and to even it up, make the rest bikers' molls."

(Submitted by Dally - Stationary Flyer )

Nah, Jer, calling my a dyke won't do it cause I often wish I was one...however, calling me a fraidycat, or an over-sensitive premenstral- esque female, well, then your ass is MINE, pal. Speaking of asses, do you think these pants make my butt look big?

(Submitted by mountin' man )

no. let's try something else. mebbe the durango altitude will help. it's a good place to get your rockies off.

(Submitted by not webster )

jeez, just when you get the word "commodious" out yer head, somebody's got to drag it back into our lexicon...

(Submitted by Clearly Uncertain )

Since the Secret Service is constantly following her, should we call her Jenna "Tail'ya" Bush?

(Submitted by :^ )

Dal we need to see your butt without the pants on to know if the pants have any kind of illusionary effect before we can comment on the perceived effect.

(Submitted by :^ )

Dal we need to see your butt without the pants on to know if the pants have any kind of illusionary effect before we can comment on the perceived effect.

(Submitted by :^ )

oops I said that twice oops I said that twice

(Submitted by Predator )

Jeez you got a big pussy jeez you got a big pussy...(and I only said that once)

(Submitted by Timmy )

Should you, could you, wood you be my Asspal?

(Submitted by Governor )

I'm a gawddamn sexual tyranosaur!

(Submitted by Inquiring chickens want to know )

Which came first... the sperm or the egg?

(Submitted by Antimony )

dammit, i'm sick of your crap. everyone is pissing me off lately, don't know why. a zoophyte is an "extremly low form of animal life." I am not making this up.

(Submitted by wtf )

wtf

(Submitted by tgif )

it's friday. go home.

(Submitted by Georgie Girl )

*knock knock knock* KNOCK THREE TIMES ON THE CEILING IF YA WANT ME........

(Submitted by Noah Graber )

^putting on my white go-go boots^ TWICE ON THE PIPES...

(Submitted by The jer-man is an idiot )

No, he's right, we will have to see you without before we can tell if it is the pants. I've seen people ask other people that before, and i've always wanted to butt in and say, "No, it's your fat ass that makes your fat ass look fat." But that doesn't apply to YOU, ms. dal, for though you are oversensitive, your ass is fine. Don't offend me, dally, I just might hop a plane to NY and show you a butterfly knife. In a nice, friendly way, though. I have to admit, if I was ever to do fatal damage to somebody, it wouldn't be with a knife, it would be a sharpened wooden pencil through their forehead.

(Submitted by People call me that all the time, it's good to finally know what it means! )

Hey, antimony, I'm your friend. *patting your arm sympathetically* I'd never try to piss you off. Well, maybe I'm not your friend, but calm down anyway! You may have never met me, but It's not like I made your mom angry or anything. Waaait a minute, maybe I did...

(Submitted by Antimony )

if that spray paint is your fault, then yes, you did piss off my mom. no one can blame me for the spray paint, by the way. i was asleep when that happened.

(Submitted by simma down, now )

I wouldn't say it's anyone's fault. Discovering electricity wasn't anybody's fault, it was a good thing. Just like defacing somebody's property with spray paint. See?

(Submitted by Antimony )

drawing drunk happy faces in the middle of my street is not a good thing. flourescent yellow drunk happy faces, nonetheless. (there's another of those 3- in-one words)

(Submitted by Yeah, like ANT-I-mONy? )

Hey, don't look at me, i didn't do it. I thought it was worse than that anyway. Methinks that someone got nervous and just did the street. Your house was gonna be SO very pretty. Are your stop and street signs still there? Any of your windows broken? You might just want to check.

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Offend you? I don't even know who the f*ck you are! And how would you know what my ass looks like anyway? And here's a little hint- DO NOT ever threaten my personal safety again, m'kay? If you do, you better plan on having more than a butterfly knife, pal. That's no lie.

(Submitted by Dally )

NO ONE FLIES IN THE HOUSE OF DALLIANCE WITHOUT PERMISSION.

(Submitted by susie )

I hear there is a vacancy for the Royal Ruler of Nepal, which I must say is a long way from Wisconsin, but is anybody interested? Lieu? Melon? Abi,chicq,dally,qwertyasdafand friends? We could set up a whole New Communal Royal Family.

(Submitted by Jeremy )

oooooh, lay down the law, Dally! It's stompin time!

(Submitted by Mikey from the corner )

qwertyasdafand?

(Submitted by Artemis of Nepal (with BBQ) )

He was disrespecting you Jeremy, and threatening me. In all seriousness, he does not know who he is dealing with. I am quite insane (I have many who will attest) and knifes do not scare me in the least. Plus, I have the power of the missing(#20)BBQ chicken head....*hissssssing* HHmmmmm..Nepal, you say, suse?? I wouldn't mind being a princess or a Warrior. I have a compound bow in Alabama I could send for (and this BB@ chicken head necklace)*smiling brightly*.

(Submitted by MylezLikesToast )

ok, three points: 1. Boy George is sex 2. THe Discovery Channel is sex 3. I want some granola

(Submitted by MylezLikesToast )

Also: Bonerfication. Actually used by teenage boy in the park yesterday. As in "like, maaaan, that girl is bonerfication"

(Submitted by Antimony )

aw hell, what were you going to do? you needn't paint my house, that's my job. blue paint. and anyway, if you break a window, i hunt you down and make you pay for it. i know where you live.

(Submitted by Antimony )

bonerfic@ion? that's kind of sick...but most teenage guys are. most, but not all. i am so glad i'm female

(Submitted by window was up, screen not a problem )

I only wanted some food, but there was nothing in the fridge, just junk food. I eat right!

(Submitted by Mikey from the corner )

The term bonerfication is not sick, just lame and immature. NOT surprising. The teenage boy probably heard it from his 5 year old brother.

(Submitted by Jeremy )

Hey, bows are cool! A nice pink one for your brooklyn dresses? Really, though, I've always wanted to learn how to use one. You see people in movies and stuff and they just can't shoot them right! They look so inept. I've tried before and I can't hit a target for shit. bb guns are cool, but not dangerous like a compound bow, but they can sure piss your friends off. What i hate is when friends have real guns, it makes me damn uncomfortable.

(Submitted by Jeremy )

I just translated the story into english on babelfish, and it does have it's flaws. For some reason it doesn't translate some words that should definately be in its dictionary and there were a whole lot of he and it instead of she. And with the foreign sentence structure the last thing you need is wrong genders, it's just confusing. But it is surprisingly good for an online translater.

(Submitted by Dal Rabbiting On )

I agree with you, Jeremy, guns make me uncomfortable and they are just too easy for my taste. As for my bow, I shot bales of hay with bullseye targets on them, The compound bow (and the act) is a lovely piece of art. Then I moved on to fencing (saber) once I moved up north -now *that* is a beautiful sport. I always say fencing is like playing chess with your body. I've not fenced for a while now but I still have all my equipment..now I just need the money for the Fencer's Club Fees :(

(Submitted by Artemis )

Re: the Nepal Royal family - I feel rather ashamed, I didn't know at the time the prince *actually* went in an shot his family to death - Jesus H.. I apologize for my compound bow remark (although at least that would have given his parents a fighting chance). Still, the fact remains, the Royal Family does need to be replaced....Derek? King Derek?? hummmmm..

(Submitted by Dally )

I kinda dig bonerfication

(Submitted by qwerty asdf )

I would be delighted to be a member of the royal family! I could probably be the younger brother. That isn't chicken, it's a personal add. The reason it cost thirty bucks is because he rented a 19yo Pisces that happens to be a Buff Black Quarterback. Likely he will help with the yardwork and any chores that are to heavy for Chore boy to deal with. Probably move limbs that fell out of those trees in derek's front yard during that storm last week.

(Submitted by qwerty asdf )

it was gonna be queer, but then the implication on derek would be bad, but that would fit in a personal add. I know everyone was wondering so I will just tell you the significance of the empty cereal box. After he grows the pot under the crib he will put it in the pantry in empty cereal boxes. Police don't search the cereal when they search your house, so it is the perfect hiding spot.

(Submitted by Antimony )

i used a bow once. I sucked. oh well. it doesn't matter. i shall begin stocking up on empty cereal boxes now. i have no marijuana myself, but i have several friends who could use them , i believe

(Submitted by Jeremy )

Don't look at me, dal, I never have money. Dude, what happened with that royal guy shooting his family!?! That's really messed up. I, too, like swords. It stems from my childhood I'm sure, but I still like to drag out the ol dull swords and bash at my brother. We're almost better than some of those damn hacks you see. Man, I've been to a knife and sword convention and watched several shows on the shopping networks, and that shit is cool. If I had the money I would probably spend it on some swords and knives. Stupid how they have to always throw in like 30 pocket knives and hike up the prices on the huge knives and sword sets.

(Submitted by Jeremy )

To not post in the length of several lifetimes? Lieuandchiqification. And I was thinking maybe boneration instead of bonerfication. or hot.

(Submitted by Dally )

qwerty, dayum, you are, like, Sherlock Holmeboy or sumthin. You nailed it. Now, it all makes sense. By the way, isn't Sherlock a spanky name? Anybody seen Andre?

(Submitted by NotAndre )

I was gonna say I haven't seen him, but would that make sense?

(Submitted by lieu )

does a blunt sword count? it is rather broad.

(Submitted by susie )

I want to go to Nepal * starting a riot in the cereal box*

(Submitted by lieu )

do you think nepalese cereal boxes have the plastic liner that terry hates so much? that could present a problem for hikers. it would be a cereal box at base camp, a pillow at camp III and explode into a marmot feeder at camp V. that would suck. do you think your colon does the same thing up there? jeez, i'd hate to catch a nasty sherpa sbd when i'm all out of breath.

(Submitted by Abi )

susie, I'm with you, I've shaved my head and got my saffron robes on - let's boogie!! Where's Cheech, I heard he had some expertise with nepalese....

(Submitted by ruben carter - cereal boxer )

i tried falsies in prison.

(Submitted by treeman a. busch )

once when i wanted to make william "the refridgerator" perry my love bitch i left a trail of 19 pieces of bbq leading up to my "pdp" trailer (the panty down palace). coincidence? you be the fudge.

(Submitted by I just wanted to say this... )

Kumquat.

(Submitted by susiewithsecondthoughts )

I hadn't thought about Nepal being so high... and orange is not my BEST colour Abi. OOOoooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm

(Submitted by Dally Llama )

I'm gonna snag a drum and a robe from one of the Hari Krishna's and I'll be ready to go. Say, susie, you know since we'll be the rulers we can make up new colours for the robes (I spelled colours correctly for Abi) cause I'm sure Chiq is gonna want to be yellow. I would like to be lime daquiri green please.

(Submitted by Epidermal Intoxication )

I mean my robe, not me personally..well, not unless I get that colour (see Abi above) via rubbing around in King Derek's cereal box stash. In which case, it would be pretty cool.

(Submitted by Low Ryder )

I am worried about Terry and Chiquita..where they at?

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Chiquita, where are you!!! I need to shop vicariously thru you now and Victoria's Secret's new catalogue (for Abi) has some of cute new shoes. Can we talk mules, please?

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

..why don't you sit in the Alabama sun for a bit, get all niced and tanned a nut- brown, buy one of those PhDs from the Institute of Cornflakes, and you can be a hickory daquiri doc. Sorry.

(Submitted by Jeremy )

oh, you would look good green, maybe even with a green robe. And I'm thinking Chiq might look best in red, but she's been typecast into being the sort who wears yellow. I haven't shaved my head yet, but I was hoping to come with you guys. I'd be really interested in seeing if there really are people who believed the late king to be Vishnu reincarnated. I don't want to raise doubts or anything, specially after his death, but that's a little far even for me.

(Submitted by Jeremy )

I am disappointed to see that I am a receipt grubbing extremly low form of animal life! *scared edge to my voice* Dal's gonna shoot me! Damn that compound bow! Someday I'll come up with an insult to aim YOUR way Antimony. But for now I'll accept the fact that you were messing around and point out that it is bad to misspell your own name.

(Submitted by Elf )

hey, you paid with the exact amount. fun stuff. that means that you are one sexy bitch.

(Submitted by Flaming Homosexual )

I agree. Sexy bitch's usually pay the exact ammount. You must be good in the sack.

(Submitted by Flaming Marmot Feeder )

Flaming marmot pellets, Batman!

(Submitted by now it will, watch )

it won't post my comments dammit

(Submitted by See Antimony, i know obscure words too, i just don't know how to use them. )

When I heard the scroop I stopped examining my rasceta and puricles and turned arond. I could easily tell that the preantepenultimate person on the bench was involved in scatophagy and also polyorchid. The womoan next to him was an obvious notophile who used oniochalasia as an attempt to be neanimorphic. The kid next to her was a hebephrenic who was groaking. There was no way to be certain but the man on the other side of the girl seemed to be a librocubicularist who had a rare form iatrogenic and got something similar to euneirophrenia when indulging in his gynotikolobomassophile trait. The other woman on the bench was actually a brandophile who suffered from diphallic terata and boanthropy and indulged in defenesration to reach eugeria.

(Submitted by Antimony )

oh boy. do you have a "Superior Person's Book Of Words"? and where did i misspell my own name? that's pathetic, but let's just blame it on my crappy typing skills.

(Submitted by Jeremy )

The part where you were insulting my evolutional growth. The first thing you see when you come to this receipt. Not horribly misspelled, though. A "Superior Person's Book Of Words"? What is that, your name for a dictionary, yet another dig? Hopefully just the name of a book. Hey, you misspelled superior! Just kidding. Are those words two posts up correctly used?

(Submitted by AbiKrishna )

shoes, shoes, shoes!! Dal - I love the leather wedge sandals, perfect for that extra bit of height, to keep the saffron robes out of the dust - wonderful!!

(Submitted by Voices from the Cereal Box )

AbiKrishna..Abi, Abi, Krishna, Krishna. You rock in saffron, Cakes.

(Submitted by Dally Llama )

Jeremy, sweetheart. I'm a lover not a fighter. But, tell me, whatever are you and Antimony arguing about? Why do I keep getting the sense that Anti.'s posts are invisible to me? I never know wot the hell he & his adversities are going on about. It is all very suspicious. And really, we all know big words (or foreign ones either - and I speak to myself as well) are no sign of intelligence. Want to see linguistic intelligence? Watch lieu work it. Watch Derek manifest it. Brilliant company we are in boys.

(Submitted by AbiKrishna )

"Rocking around the CEREAL BOX....." come on everyone join in.....I can't remember all the words....

(Submitted by Chiqca )

*peeking out from CEREAL BOX* Ooh, I think I'd like to be a Nepali Princess, susie. Can we make the toaster box our royal palace & can I bring the CEREAL BOX with my as my own personal royal quaters?

(Submitted by Chiqca )

*peeking out from CEREAL BOX* Ooh, I think I'd like to be a Nepali Princess, susie. Can we make the toaster box our royal palace & can I bring the CEREAL BOX with me as my own personal royal quarters? And may we have a golden nanner as our royal symbol? *sliding back down into CEREAL BOX*

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Please disregard that 1st post... this things's got a mind of its own.

(Submitted by Chiqca- with one more thing. )

"To not post in the length of several lifetimes? lieuandchiqification." Jer, I like it... I've never had an "ation" word made up after me before. Webster, would you please make sure it's added to the official nannerctionary?

(Submitted by Terry's penis, last night at Hooters )

I know what you mean Chiq...

(Submitted by lieu )

i ate a booger once... it tasted like... chicken!

(Submitted by pinkie clittormate )

oooh, friends! it's like we're all back in room 222 together talking wif mr. kotter and giving george jefferson a rash about the size of link's afro. "we are the world..."

(Submitted by concerned denizen )

nannerection does NOT lead to blindness.

(Submitted by johnny )

what is your quest?

(Submitted by sage )

what is your favorite colo(u)r?

(Submitted by susie )

Not orange, maybe a cool pastel sort of Lilac *busy rummaging for more sparklerol to put on the Royal Robes*

(Submitted by etta beaner )

you know, internists employ x-ray machines to help medically assess broken bones and such. sports specialists can use magnetic resonance imaging to assess tears and the like. pediatricians use ultrasound to check a baby's development. i guess i shouldn't have been surprised when my proctologist whipped the ole' doppler out.

(Submitted by dorothy )

auntie etta! auntie etta! oooh, we're certainly not in kansas anymore!

(Submitted by Monk )

Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem...*thwock*

(Submitted by not dead )

bring out your dead. *clang*

(Submitted by lance )

so... tell me more about this new science of predicting earthquakes wif sheep's bladders.

(Submitted by i didn't know we had a fling. )

i thought this was a narco-synonomous collective... help, help, i'm being oppressed. now you see the violence inherent in the system. did you see that? did you see that?

(Submitted by art )

wot are you going to do... bleed on me?

(Submitted by troy )

mebbe if we built a large "wooden beaver..."

(Submitted by two from the spare row )

are you insinuating that coconuts are migratory?

(Submitted by B.Ed Evere )

And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana shaped...

(Submitted by you can call me...tim )

the last way we need to elect a king is by having some watery tart distributing swords from a pond...

(Submitted by sally mander )

she turned me into a newt... i got better.

(Submitted by Helen )

wooden beaver...hahhahahahaha

(Submitted by dick shunerry )

qualification - being turned into a small, cuddly australian bear.

(Submitted by dick shunerry )

vibration - to project + or - feelings telepathically.

(Submitted by dick shunnery )

persperation - averaging the number of handbags a typical woman owns.

(Submitted by dick shunnery )

analization - to study a person's backside from a very close distance.

(Submitted by dick shunnery )

pontification - the making and wearing of pope hats.

(Submitted by literally dick shunnery )

celebration - finding your virginity.

(Submitted by dick shunnery )

situation - to remain in place for a long time.

(Submitted by dick s. )

preparation - to join a frat.

(Submitted by d. shunnery )

registration - to become a daytime talkshow host.

(Submitted by d. s. )

citation - to express relief or exhaustion.

(Submitted by dick )

consolation - securing your drink in your car.

(Submitted by dick s. )

cessation - doing a number two in the swimming pool.

(Submitted by d. )

fermintation - to assist in development of a nuclear bomb.

(Submitted by dick shun )

exclamation - an old girlfriend's refusal to talk to you.

(Submitted by susie )

Dictation -listening to you going on and on through the dictionary.....ooooooooooooooo ooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(Submitted by d. shunnery )

flotation - being laidback and just going with things.

(Submitted by silence of the yams )

sorry suz. i was bored.

(Submitted by Antimony )

I'm not sure what we're arguing about. a "superior person's book of words" is a real book. many interesting words, including one for a pubic wig for women. (merkin, before anyone asks.) i did misspell my name. how terrible. I have only one adversary, but he's annoying enough for about three people.

(Submitted by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz )

timmy = tiny jewish serta = antimony.

(Submitted by Wal*Fixture )

Oooh Antimony, what a breath of fresh fart you are.

(Submitted by Wilma Fingerdoo )

Timmy just doesn't play well with others, does he?

(Submitted by Cheech )

BBQ = Big Bad Quaaludes...ohhhh, how I wish...

(Submitted by Chong )

I wouldn't walk a mile for a Camel, but I'd damn shore Rohrer for a 'lude...

(Submitted by Antimony )

ahh! i am not timmy! do not imply such a terrible thing. if i were timmy, i would have killed myself a long time ago. i couldn't stand to be so stupid

(Submitted by Antimony )

ok, i just saw the I am page, and that wasn't me who put that. someone was using my name. dammit. i hate it when that happens

(Submitted by Antimony )

OK, I'm a liar AND an asshole...I AM timmy, I'm gay and I'm proud, and I'm saying it out loud. Where's my Dick Gere???

(Submitted by Jeremy finds himself terribly amused )

You would all be amused to know that in actuality Timmy! = Tiny Jewish Dog = Jeremy. i'm amused that you show that you ALSO can't identify IPs, lieupoo. As you can see i can get along just fine without insulting you, while YOU cannot say the same. A pity, really. i'm always amused that people who proclaim to hate me are fine talking to me when i act my regular self. That's twice Dal has defended me, the first time she followed it up by insulting me, let's see if she will this time too. And i feel so horrible that you find me stupid, Antimony, but sure nuf i hope yer not goin t'kill me! Lieu, you were so close, it wasn't THAT boring person, it was This one.

(Submitted by Antimony )

arg. someone has taken my name once again. i'll have to get a new one. say goodbye to antimony, this name is gone. i'll get a new one, you might know me, but i'm not telling what it is. i'm so sick of taking shit from everyone, here and in real life. i'm just so tired of it

(Submitted by Jeremy )

Antimony>> You take offense way too easily! I was just messing with you. And lieu has proven himself an idiot countless times in the past, no use getting mad over something that a retard says.

(Submitted by Watery Tart )

damn, that's ruined that plan *putting sword back in toaster box*

(Submitted by Abi )

ok, ok - Jeremy - you win the Smart Arse Medal, you're very clever etc. etc. can we just can the sniping, please!

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Jeremy, I have no problem with you being Timmy as long as you don't act like a jerk. And a) i never insulted Jeremy or Antimony b)looking up IP addresses isn't an instant process and I personally don't bother unless someone is being rude. c) I am certain lieu never claimed he was looking up IP address. Really, I don't get this need of yours to be so obnoxious. You keep wanting to show how clever you are but what you end up looking like is a high school student with a text book. As Abi said,(although much more politely) just can it, m'kay. Stay, act like an adult and everything will be cool but it all you're here to do is weinie wag, please go to another site.

(Submitted by Woody Spanker )

HOOVER WEEK!!!!!

(Submitted by susie )

Jeremy=Timmy=Tiny Jewish Dog = Nepalese Spy. *hiding back down in the cereal box*

(Submitted by lieu )

i feel horrible accusing antimony of being such an asswipe. please accept my most humble apologies. no, i don't check ip's because i couldn't give a rat's ass. and yes, jerkme, you were VERY suspect butt just leave people alone, cut the mindless drivel, and you'll soon find the same acceptance here as your mommy does in the cincinnatti bengals shower. cheers!

(Submitted by susie )

Yes, yes, leave us alone! *waving the booster cable in a menacing fashion*

(Submitted by susie )

*throwing the sword out of the toaster box* That didn't come from Walmart......

(Submitted by dick gazina )

wilma fingerdoo? ha!

(Submitted by Chiq )

susie, you're cracking me up.

(Submitted by Mrs Campbell )

Why Penno Boy, I do apologise, I did miss your self deprecating reference at the top of this page. My skirts are lifted in your direction, as I bow low in deference. Is Les Vagg still up there? Do you mind having a look?

(Submitted by Mrs Campbell )

*whistling with pursed lips* here Les! Come on boy, where are you? *shining flashlight in dark musty spaces* is that your big white smile I can see glinting up there?

(Submitted by Head Stoner )

Here lies Les Moore. Died of a shot from a 44. Rich on liquor his aim was poor. Shoulda hit the door insteada the floor. Now there's no Les, no more.

(Submitted by apologies to susie & webster... )

deprication - closely akin to castration.

(Submitted by Thwack )

prestidigitation - synonym for wilma fingerdoo.

(Submitted by susie )

Didgereedoo.....What is a didgeredoo, Balmain Boy?

(Submitted by lieu )

me thinks it's one of those long, slender instruments that goes "ooooooooooooooooooommmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." no, wait... that's you!

(Submitted by Webster )

Susie, a didgeradoo is the traditional musical instrument used by the Australian Aboriginies in their songs and ceremonies. It is a natural instrument made out of a piece of eucalyptus tree, between four and six feet long, and hollowed out by termites. A mouthpiece of beeswax from the native stingless black bee is fitted for comfort. Didgeridoos are usually found in the neighborhood of anthills who abound in the northern parts of Australia. Therefore, the didgeridoo was only used in this part of the continent. Before the coming of the white men, it was used extensively by many tribes, but became gradually restricted to the more isolated parts, such as Arnhemland. A didgeridoo that has been hollowed out naturally, has got ant channels inside (you can feel them), and these will give the instrument a particular resonance that makes the tonal quality of the natural didgeridoo superior to the "drilled out" and/or manmade timber ones, which often produce "cardboard" sounds. Bamboo, an introduced species, can crack easily when exposed to different temperatures, but a natural didgeridoo, made out of stringy bark, and properly seasoned and sealed, will last a lifetime, and has more musical and cultural value, each instrument being unique.

(Submitted by Beavis )

He said "coming of the white man"..heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

(Submitted by butthead )

and "natural instrument between four and six feet long." heh heh heh

(Submitted by Succedanum )

antimony was fed up with everyone. now she's gone. sorry 'bout that. not alot we could do, but oh well

(Submitted by no men claturing )

hmmm... who do you think she'll reincarnate as???

(Submitted by susie )

Not one of the Nepalese royal family anyway,not classy enough darling........

(Submitted by Biggus Dickus )

Alas. Josey, excuse me, Antimony (I thought Antimony said something once about wanting to be a monk. Odd profession for a female.)is no more.

(Submitted by Spicoli )

19 pieces of BBQ...man, that's some serious munchies...the POT SOIL must really be kickin' some arse this year...susie, BBQ is a great picnic food. Can you get that up in Wisconsin? BTW, you know the difference between a didgeridoo and a man's...awww, never mind...

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

* Derek, please buy something! This page is taking about 5 minutes to load up! * Les Vagg? Didn't he get nicked for winding back speedoes? I'll take a look. * The didgeridoo is the world's oldest 'non- percussive' instrument. You play it in a harmonic manner: continuous breathing in thru the nose and out the mouth, and 'play' the air inside the tube by resonance, not blowing. Plus 'wah-wah' type noises by moving mouth, tongue, teeth and ears. * Fred and Wilma Flintstone were the first TV couple to appear in bed together.

(Submitted by Jeremy )

Actually, Josie is from Washington, Antimony is from the Midwest. Close, Susie, i am indeed Nepalese, but i would in no way cooperate with thier spy agency; their insurance is up to my standards. Dal>>I had written a refutation to all the points you made, but hey, i don't want to get into it either, so nevermind. I don't see any reason to be rude to you, even though i always believe i am right.. Even with my towering intellect and my seemingly endless supply of cleverness I'm still curious as to how it's acceptable for lieu to insult me constantly with no provocation, but when i do it WITH provacation it's immature...

(Submitted by oops )

NOT up to my standards

(Submitted by Harry Astbiker )

Timmy, let it go dude...jesus h christ, let it go...and I'm not even gonna mention the fact that you spelled provocation right, and then wrong...leave the dictionary open whilst posting, son...it works "more better" that way...

(Submitted by Succedanum )

Jeremy-how do you know where Josie and Antimony are from? just out of random curiosity...

(Submitted by Jmyeer )

lieu, I believe i missed something, what is a serta? The only possiblities i can see are the matresses and a word in a Malaysian/Indonesian language that i don't know. Or a medicine. Or something else. I think it might be something else. Yeah.

(Submitted by Jeremy )

Hmmm. Can i mention it often enough for it to soak in? The name is not Timmy. If you look more better closely it says who it was submitted by. In this instance it seems to say Jeremy. Might i mention that if i spelled provocation right once, then the dictionary might not be needed? Succedanum>> My towering intellect...

(Submitted by Terry the H.A.B. )

The inference was that you were reading from the dic while posting, 'cos like Milli Vanilli, you can't speak "wif"out getting your material from somewhere else. How 'bout changing your name to Cyrano, or would we have to 'splain that to you too? And trust me, stick wif Timmy, it's much better than the other names we've given you...now, how 'bout that beer?

(Submitted by Jeremy )

I'm glad i'm not the only one who sees the similarities between Cyranus and i. I know you will lie and say you knew, but i believe that cyranus was the one who was supplying the words, not being supplied. The funny thing is the milli vanilli reference. It seems like you might have gotten THAT from somewhere. What happened to originality, man, you were just telling me about that. At least you didn't say Combs, like i would have expected from you. *heavy sigh*About the implication, I understood it, but it was off-target, since people reading out of the dictionary wouldn't misspell the word.

(Submitted by Terry )

No Timmy, INTELLIGENT people reading from the dictionary wouldn't misspell the word...sorry Abs, I tried to be nice to this asshole, I even invited him out for a beer, but there's just no reaching some people. Want a chicken leg?

(Submitted by Adolph Oliver Bush )

*Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr p!*

(Submitted by Abi )

Not need to apologise Terry, I completely understand. Now, about that chicken leg, is there a beer going with that?

(Submitted by Correction )

"No need...etc... etc....."

(Submitted by Barry McCockiner )

Abs, we've got a saying here in the States, something like, "you bet your sweet arse"...

(Submitted by Chiqca )

*perching on Mr. Astbiker's lap* Mr. Astbiker, I'd like a a 19 PCS BBQ'd nanner for Christmas. *climbing off H.A.D.'s lap & into the toaster box*

(Submitted by Last time I post to the Leaning Tower of Intellect )

Nota: "Cyranus and I" is incorrect. The proper grammatical form would read "Cyranus and me.". P.S. Also, Cyrano is French, therefore, the latin masculine ending - us in the name is ridiculous. Your knowledge of Latin is really quite poor.

(Submitted by Correction )

Make that "H.A.B.'s lap" Who the heck is H.A.D.???

(Submitted by I propose a pact- no more responding to the moron, regardless of how incredibly annoying he might be. All in favor say "Aye" )

Voting Timmy Off - You ARE the weakest link. Good Bye.

(Submitted by Chiquita )

*popping out of toaster box* Aye!!!! Hey, anybody want this old BOOT?

(Submitted by Abs )

Now, how did you know it was sweet, huh? Oops, I digress, Dal - absolutely fab idea......aye, aye aye!! (Is that enough?) H.A.D. - hairy assed dyke - don't forget Terry's a lesbian trapped in a man's body......

(Submitted by Terry )

AYE!

(Submitted by Sparky )

AYE! Chiqs, would that be a "used" BOOT?

(Submitted by Chiq )

Actually, that's a "pre- owned" BOOT. I've also got this supple, not-pre-owned BOOTy.

(Submitted by Abs )

Hey, where's our resident longshoreman?

(Submitted by Willie Fisterbottom )

Would you be willing to rent that BOOTy out for a bit? I hear it can really make ones SPARKLE 8ROL...

(Submitted by susie )

Is it a left boot or a right boot *dropping the booster cable and trying on the boot* Boots are such a problem, but once you get the first one right the second usually goes on quite easily.......

(Submitted by in lieu of a lumberjack (oooh, that really sounds nasty - lumberjack) )

yes, serta is... strike that... "was" in reference to the mattress. i believe they call it a "perfect sleeper" and he was indeed. zz (s) top! hopefully we've heard the last of the towering inflamo butt i somehow doubt it. i will, however, gladly try and adhere to the pact of non-acknowledgement... hey bb, my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother's butt was the world's oldest percussive instrument. she was also, ironically, the inventor of the butt-blowgun.

(Submitted by Surfin' the field )

"How do you know he's king?" "He doesn't have shit all over him..." "Well, I didn't vote for him."

(Submitted by lord a mercy! )

kumbaya, my derek. kumbaya...

(Submitted by Concerned Citizen )

Somebody go pick up Derek and get him to the Wal-mart. Maybe his car broke down.

(Submitted by join handcock )

i wonder if matt would mind autographing this one?

(Submitted by the prodigal germaniac )

hey all...s'been a while...still a faithful lurker though.. someone tell me the ballad of Scott Freeman. Did he slay Matt Krieg?

(Submitted by Terry Maxwell FIA (The Great White Virgin) )

What a sad individual you really are!

(Submitted by lieu )

oooh, that reminds me... it's time to perform my daily act of kindness to a complete stranger. gotta go!

(Submitted by susie )

Hello Germaniac, hi BB you're right this page is a real slow loader.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Germy!!! Yay, you came back! *doing a happy Germy return dance* We missed you very much. Say, let's roast a pig!

(Submitted by Dally )

*climbing into Mr. Astbiker's lap* Mr. Astbiker, I am a sad individual, I really am. Today I ate chocolate ice cream in the nude (3 scoops). Also, I am not a very good virgin. But, would you please, Mr. Astbiker - as it is in your power - run over the toe of that man who keeps saying I have a commodious butt? Also Derek is a meanie. The end.

(Submitted by Boom Boom )

Matt "The Blitz" Krieg will never die.

(Submitted by Derek, do you know Bill Wertz )

WASHINGTON (AP) - Wal-Mart Stores Inc. will pay a $1 million fine to resolve charges that it violated environmental laws while building stores in four states. The EPA had accused Wal-Mart of violating the Clean Water Act and illegally discharging dirt from 17 construction sites in Massachusetts, New Mexico, Oklahoma and Texas. Wal-Mart spokesman Bill Wertz said the fine would be paid jointly by the company and contractors. He said the charges involved "paperwork violations," not actual damage to the environment. "No waterways or animal species were impacted," Wertz said from the company headquarters in Bentonville, Ark. Bill Wertz..hehehe...impacted..hehe he

(Submitted by Consider Me Cyrano, I supply words to the world )

*shrug* Hey, third times a charm. Maybe this time lieu will stick to his word and not make lame insults constantly (and if you are going to ignore me, that means no doing so under other names!). Terry>> No, you're wrong, not even you would spell a word wrong if you were looking at it in the dictionary. About that and the cyranus thing, there doesn't seem to be a single person here who hasn't made a typo before, so i think insulting someone over a typo is petty, whereas correcting terry on being wrong about something he brought up seems fairly acceptable.

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

"paperwork violations"?? What, didn't he rule a margin down the lhs? Did he use green ink instead of black? Was there no $20 bill tucked in with the development application? We gotta know!!

(Submitted by Clarified: Insulting me under assumed names would be responding to me, so don't do it, child. )

Oh, please! I'm begging you! Dal, Chiq, terry, and lieu, nooooo! Don't ignore me! I'll change my intelligent ways! I swear I won't make any of you look unschooled ever again! Lieu>>Cyrano and me? If only you were kidding about your "correction"! *tsk tsk*

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

At last, mein freund Germanic, ve meet again! It vas a mizztake to kom bach to SS headqvarterz! *maniacial laugh, my sabre-duel scar twitching* Now fur ze lazt time, who vun der 'Mentor a fruitbar' competizzun???

(Submitted by the germaniac )

Gentle, BB I haff been avay, inspecting your American Valmarts for PAPERVERK VIOLATIONS! I see now mein suspicious vere RIGHT!

(Submitted by Strunk and White )

Grammar lesson: would you say the similarities between "I and Cyrano"? No, you would say the similarities between "me and Cyrano". Damn, son, that is basic grammar. You're confusing your object with your subject. You better get a book. The person correcting you was right.

(Submitted by Krisssssstal )

Ok this is sad.. I have came to this page alot lately.. How many of you guys come here all the time? I think im getting addicted.. I just havent put but one thing to say.. SO now im putting more.. Hehe.. I have no clue what to say so i will just shut up now.. Peace out all ya all..

(Submitted by objects and subjects don't matter )

You can say "me and Cyrano", but you can't say "Cyrano and me". Ask a little brother. I learned it this year in third grade. "Cyrano and I"

(Submitted by I'm just fucking around )

I admit to maybe being wrong. It's one of those things that happen when smoke.

(Submitted by "I" in the middle of sentences, then? "Me" at the end? )

when you smoke. (are smoking?)

(Submitted by no, that's not it either. I'll have to find an English book or something. I always did good on standardized tests, 99 percentile, 32 on ACT English section. How could i have gone all this time not knowing and still done good in college English and Comp? )

Done smoked?

(Submitted by The public school system in Kansas City, Missouri sucks a lot of balls, alright? Not my fault, is my problem. )

Shared an ounce?

(Submitted by The KCMO school district is being broken up because of the poor teaching. The public high schools have no accreditation. )

burnt my finger on the pipe?

(Submitted by I'm moving to the suburbs before I have kids. Maybe they'll have an easier time in college if they goto a good school. )

actually my thumb, not my finger, damn spacebar?

(Submitted by Balmain von Bormann )

Ha! Zink you can out-shmart von Steppenwolf, eh? Ve haff vays of making you valk! Vun shtep in front ov die uzzer!

(Submitted by Krisssssstal )

ok this is crazy here I am again to see what everyone said last.. we all need lives

(Submitted by Heywood Jablome )

*tick tick tick tick tick tick tick* "Ve have VAYS of makink you tock"

(Submitted by Chiquita... your friendly Gal Friday )

Germy, welcome back m'dear. We've all missssssssssed you so. Here, I've been saving this RNCH CRACKER for you. Sorry, it got a little mushy 'cause I've been holding it in my sweaty hand for about a month now. And it might have a few nanner crumbs on it, too.

(Submitted by kansas city faggot )

i'm going to bore the shit out of everyone with the most mindles, stupid drivel until you acknowledge my pathetic presence. let's talk about sentence structure and my grades some more. then what i eat for breakfast. then the color of my lunchpail. i'm going to force myself on all of you until you collectively barf buckets because i can. hahahahaha!

(Submitted by concerned denizen )

derek? please? it's the weekend.

(Submitted by Jack Mehauf )

Really dude, don't you & Francine need some condoms or something? KY? M & M's? ANYTHING???

(Submitted by zebco )

swedish fish?

(Submitted by Wal*Fixturd )

I think the best place for a condom display would be right next to the diaper aisle. That's when i really feel like using 'em.

(Submitted by T-baller )

...and if pleading don't work, how 'bout *threatening*...I hear Tick Boy has some new material he's DYING to try out...

(Submitted by Tick Boy )

Know how a woman from Kansas City can tell when her daughter is menstruating? Her sons dick tastes funny.

(Submitted by Chiq )

Gross! *covering my ears with BBQ PCS*

(Submitted by jest want to get the terminology right )

timmy's still technically a virgin since he's only had sex wif his mom, right?

(Submitted by C 'mon sense )

Did you read his crap up there? Hahaha! Dang, wot a shameless idjut. Timmy, we really tried to be patient wif you, offered a little positive advice, butt you just insist on making a real ass of yourself and taking the fun out of reading the posts for everyone else. Tell ya wot, why don't you try a site more appropriate for your complete lack of disgression and humor... How about: turdburglar.com, sodomize.my.pet.net, perpetual.virgin.org, or special.head.edu. It's like the bear story if you keep comming back... You're not in this for the hunting, are you? Btw, skip the reply about how we couldn't leave you alone. That unbelievably banal crap up there necessitated it. Goodbye.

(Submitted by lieu )

i tried to ignore a fart in an elevator once butt it still stank of the pile it came from. we politely crinkled our noses and tried not to breathe butt it only went away when the offensive ass finally got off. mebbe someday that semi;colon will learn to put a cork in it.

(Submitted by Noah Graber )

** eyes wide shut clenching fists** thee be gosh darned...we need a new receipt, Derek, 'tis getting scary in here.

(Submitted by Cleavon )

*holding gun to own head* Boy, you better go shopping, or I swear I'll shoot this n*gger dead...

(Submitted by Hefty Pickens )

C'mon Cleavon, sing us one of them good 'ol shoppin' songs... "Fancy credit cards come out tonight. Yeehaw! Yeehaw!"

(Submitted by The Waco Kid )

Was it called Blazing Saddles because of the campfire scene?

(Submitted by Andre Sherlock )

Do you think I'm kinda spanky now, Ms Hummingbird? I got two pert little white cheeks just waiting to be reddened by your divine-justice-dealing maternal palm. Can you see them through the smoky coffee table glass? Look, just here -->

(Submitted by Andre Sherlock )

Now don't be rude, Dally, that is NOT a burn hole from where the Aim'n'Flame caused the untimely separation of me from my lycra proclivities.

(Submitted by Andre Watson )

*grinning in a rosy cheeked manner* lower please, and go easy on the barrettes.

(Submitted by Abi )

CHEESE NIPS anyone?

(Submitted by Noah Graber )

Yumpin' yiminy, by gosh, pass over 'dose nips!

(Submitted by Noah Graber )

Yah, de other day I had da Amish Flu. First you get a little hoarse. Then you get a little buggy.

(Submitted by Noah Graber )

Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble 10. Sometimes stays in bed til after 6am. 9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets. 8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup. 7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou suck!" 6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy." 5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap." 4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks. 3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening." 2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese." 1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.

(Submitted by Noah Graber )

Be warned, ye heathens

(Submitted by Jeremy )

Lieu>> You didn't say anything about ignoring me, you agreed to a non- acknowledgement pact. It's a lot easier than ignoring, but apparently still too hard for you (somewhat like it's too hard for you to spell hard names like Jeremy). And i'm definately not interested in you personal bookmarks. And I'll mention this a second time, since you appear to be waaay to dense to understand: Quite a few people on this site DO appreciate my humor, I've gotten emails from some, and they prefer to keep thier trash talking about you and your extreme queerness private. But trust me when i say that people dislike you for the childish way you continuously act.

(Submitted by However do they do it?? )

fascinating that people are emailing Jeremy to (privately) applaud his humor and (politely) share their disgust at lieu. i wonder how all these people know Jeremy's email since he told us earlier that he never gives a valid email address in order to deter spammers. curious.

(Submitted by The Univsity of Missouri )

To Whom It May Concern: We wish to extend our deepest apologies to all readers of Derek's Wal*Mart Receipt Site. It has come to our attention that one of our more apogenous, bovaristic, coprolalial,dasypygal, excerebrose, facinorous, gnathonic, hircine, ithyphallic, jumentous, kyphotic, labrose, mephitic, NAPIFORM, oligophrenial, papuluiferous, quisquilian,saponcaeous, thersitical,unguinous, ventripotent, wlatsome, xylocephalous, yirning zoophyte students has been annoying you all. Please accept our humble apologies. We trust that you will in no way hold us responsible for the acerebral behavior of this particular pilgarlic. Thank you for your continued patience in this matter.

(Submitted by Albert Einstein )

ahhhhhhh, yes...yes! **giving nod of approbation, of laud, of homage, acclamation**

(Submitted by Albert Einstein )

Excerebration \Ex*cer`e*bra"tion\, n. [L. excerebratus deprived of brains; ex out + cerebrum brain.] The act of removing or beating out the brains.

(Submitted by Worried in Wanamaker )

So, when is Derek going shopping again? I'm getting nervous, certainly he's running low on fish food?

(Submitted by PennoBoy )

I think he's purchased his GameBoy and he ain't never coming out of his bedroom. Us li'l tykes are all alone in the world now *sob*. Guess'n we'd better make dem peanut butter 'n vegemite sammies and hit de road.

(Submitted by Azrael Brown )

Lieu: ANTIMONY said he never gives his email address away, and he's definitely not the same person as Timmy/Jeremy/whatever-the-fuck-he-calls-himself....your hateful streak against timmy is getting out of hand, because it's spilling over on to undeserving visitors to this website. I mean, come on, you don't like timmy, fine, but leave the rest of us out of it....

(Submitted by Succedanum )

dallience obviously got a hold of a superior person's book of words. and azrael-- antimony is female. she distinctly said so in her post about bonerfication. and an interesting fact-antimony is an entry in the superior person's book of words. hmmmmm.....

(Submitted by Jennifer )

GOOD God! In honor of my good friend Deanna Poss, who immortalized the phrase in high school (ya gotta hear it with her inflection, although seeing as how she's currently dead, it might be difficult) *doing the Catholic cross thing* WHAT the hell goes on around here when I'm away? OK, for the last time, (hi Chiq's, got your message) "All we are saying, is give 19 PCS BBQ a chance" Lieu-y, don't pet the sweaty things. Unless it's really fun.

(Submitted by Chiq )

Jeenifer! Stay, we need you around here. Oh, and thanks for my new motto: "Don't pet the sweaty things, unless it's really fun." I'm putting that up on my office bulletin board first thing tomorrow a.m. BBQ PC?

(Submitted by the germaniac )

Ve hafff your DEREK, and ve vill continue to hold heem for PAPERWORK VIOLATIONS! Release 19 BBQ PCS and six Chore Boys before noon on VEDNESDAY or you vill never see him again! Of this...i am sure.

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Um, Azrael that was me, not Lieu who said that about him not using his correct email address (obviously, I was confused as to who said it). I do apologize and I am sorry for my contribution to the "timmy saga". I promise to no longer react. Jeenifer, thank Gawd you're back!!

(Submitted by Dally )

*writing myself a ticket for PAPERWORK VIOLATION**grinning and waving to germaniac*

(Submitted by Abi )

heeeyyy - the return of JP!! *mexican wave around the toaster box!* Welcome back Germy.....

(Submitted by Chiq )

Cakes, what's this "mexican wave" thing? I thought you were English. *climbing into the CEREAL BOX to get ready for my interview* Y'all think I'll make a better impression wearing a fruit loop dress or this count chocula cape/suit?

(Submitted by lieu )

your right, azrael, and i hope antimony got my earlier apology. it was sincere. i'm as interested in and respectful of considerate people as is humanly possible, butt those that show no regard for the interests of others just really rankle me. asspal obviously paid no attention to what's historically made this site work, puts no thought into his post other that the first thing that morphs into his tiny mind, and refused some at first polite nudgings toward reality. i'm most definately a committed proponent of a completely open forum here. it's what make it fun. butt tell me honestly you put as little thought into your posts as the drivel effluent you've seen him grunt forth. hmmm? not another word said butt i was just trying to encourage this to be a better place. you must forgive me because i too am quite retarded.

(Submitted by Abi )

Hey Chiqs - English through 'n' through, with a hint of Russian, Italian and Irish....however, I digress, I think the fruit loop dress sounds perfect. Are you going for a Carmen Miranda nanner headgear look to complete the outfit?

(Submitted by Matter Cat )

Hi everyone. I'm Chiquita's kitter cat & she's helping me type this 'cause keyboards just weren't made for paws. So, Derek, lets talk about these fish you've got...

(Submitted by Tick Boy )

Now THERE'S something you don't see everyday. A pussy wanting to eat something that smells fishy.

(Submitted by Rin Ten Inch )

Think that's how they got that way?

(Submitted by lieu )

Tell me the rumor's false that Massingale makes Tuna Helper. Please.

(Submitted by the germaniac )

It all stems from Eve going skinny dipping in the garden of Eden. sayeth Adam...NOW ALL THE FISH ARE GOING TO SMELL LIKE THAT!

(Submitted by :^ )

A quick look through the Fargo obits doesn't show Derek dead. Maybe he's sick, hurt, moved, or fired? Maybe Matt killed him? Or maybe he wore that damn shirt into K-Mart again and they did it? Or maybe he just got tired of this game.

(Submitted by Dalliance )

no worries :^...Our Derek is a sly and wily creature. One never knows when he will strike. Sometimes, I think, he just likes to torture us a little. Ya know, just to see how receipt-whipped we really are, then BOOM! there he is with 2 receipts in a row. Man, he is a true Master at Mind Control. My advice, is to sit quietly and chant BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBQQQQQQQQQQQQQ over and over.

(Submitted by Dalliance )

no worries :^...Our Derek is a sly and wily creature. One never knows when he will strike. Sometimes, I think, he just likes to torture us a little. Ya know, just to see how receipt-whipped we really are, then BOOM! there he is with 2 receipts in a row. Man, he is a true Master at Mind Control. My advice, is to sit quietly and chant BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBQQQQQQQQQQQQQ over and over.

(Submitted by Dalliance )

until you begin to see double.

(Submitted by Webster )

Twice...in SUCCESSION!

(Submitted by the germaniac )

you can say that again!

(Submitted by in lieu of poo )

dalliance did a #2.

(Submitted by PennoBoy )

Ashen face, satin cape, protruding incisors - yep, just yer average lawyer out for a stroll. But never in the sunlight!

(Submitted by second in a row, the third one is yet to come )

It should have never gotten to insulting people's parentage and the areas that they live in. Many people live in Kansas City and Missouri, and it brings back memories of my school days cracking on people's moms when I see it here.

(Submitted by Dave )

Gosh, are you affiliated with Wal-Mart in any way? You must be giving thousands of people subliminal messages every day. That's right, I caught on to your little plan...

(Submitted by Eduardo )

Okay, we'll get off your mom's crack.

(Submitted by jessica )

This receipt is two days before my wedding.

(Submitted by Chef Gern )

<grinning, with a spatula full of cereal> sniff, sniff... yup.... nothing like BBQ'ed Cocoa Puffs... ahh.....