Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Feff )

I would like to thank you for this site. I have just spent an entire morning at work just looking at all of these, I have no idea what I would have done today without you!

(Submitted by Paul Webb )

This is the most interesting site I have come across. I also collect receipts from an English store called Sainsbury. I look at them each night when my wife goes to bed..I find them exciting..do you? Please don't contact me. I will write to you soon. Perhaps we could swap pics someday.

(Submitted by SuzinN.Cal )

*blink* I am third??? WOw!!! *biggrin* Hey thanks for the hug on the last page Dal! Kinda makes a gal feel welcome! Can't WAIT too see what you all do with this one! Oh and HI Wal*Fix if you stop by!

(Submitted by Terry )

...and on the seventh day, God created WM P TWL 3PK...

(Submitted by Little Moth )

Creak soda?

(Submitted by germaniac )

After a long day at work, all I want is a wm bath.

(Submitted by jesterslack )

Hey thanks for all of your recipts. I just don't know what I would have done with my life.

(Submitted by Freud )

Screw Mushu and the Compubank he rode in on.

(Submitted by Weymond Denson )

Cream Soda Little Moth. Need to check your prescription? And WM P TWL is Wal Mart Paper Towels. And dammit Matt where is the workers you promised me.

(Submitted by that one guy )

So this is the meaning of life.?.?... I always thought it had to do with monkeys.

(Submitted by Little Moth )

:::Waylaid Dustoff, you need ur script refilled:::

(Submitted by Chiquita )

Yeehaw! *12th poster twist* Hi all!

(Submitted by Lauren )

OH YEAH!! LUCKY 13!!!!!! Don't you just love Halloween?

(Submitted by Stormflower_Catweasel )

Dang, i'm all out of 409 too...and 4711 ;) You insulating your house with paper towels now?...

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Excellect! a new battery..I was in terrific need of one!!

(Submitted by Buzz McCoy (yeah, the Star) )

walmart killed my little sister. she purchased a yoohoo from the beverage section. she read the label: "shake.. its great". mistinterptretting the suggestion as a way of life. she shook uncontrollable until she exploded. walmart didn't compensate me either man! i mean, not in the way you'd like. all i got was formula 409, battery acid, and paper towels to clean up the mess myself. i mean, should we be getting money when something as tragic as this occurs? well they gave me squat. kept mumbling, saying i was drunk and threw up in their aisle or something. idiots. walmart killed my little sister. don't close your eyes to this GOD!!! if i don't get the sweet sixteen post i'll just cry. Buzz McCoy, International SuperStar

(Submitted by G )

Why why why this crazy website? And why AW rootbear?

(Submitted by Walmart Assocaite of the Month )

Service personnel to aisle 43, we have another exploded customer in the beverage section...

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Hey Dally, have you been bailed up by Hillary Rodham C*****n yet? Press reports here say she is staking out the ticket barriers at Grand Central Station, determinedly shaking the hand of every commuter.

(Submitted by Coach )

Methinks something went wrong with the 17ft CABLE installation...made a helluva mess, didn't ya D? Or is this just the sh*ttiest homemade Halloween costume ever...

(Submitted by Stormflower_Catweasel )

Although a 24r W-M BATH sounds very tempting, the consequences of such, ie being probably the worlds largest prune-like being, are a tad spooky...

(Submitted by Merlin )

This wizard is actually impressed, you can actually BUY dew ? I have to get up very early in the mornings and collect it from the leaves of the flowers and grass ! I thought I knew most kinds, but MTDEW ? And 2 litres of the stuff as well, you not planning to start making any potions yourself are you by any chance Derek ?

(Submitted by Steve )

I waisted my whole morning here...how do i go on??

(Submitted by Dalliance - Frustration Blossoms )

Hey Balmain...I've been detouring around Grand Central..sure it takes a few more hours, but the thought of any American politicial shaking my hand is icky. Due to all the detouring and the fact that the indipensible ac battery apdator/power plug piece I have on order is still apparently visiting all the tourists sites between Ohio and here with the Fed Ex man. Or, perhaps Hillary has waylaid the Fed Ex man at the stiles and was so impressed with his adaptor/power cord capabilities that she has kept him for herself.

(Submitted by Dalliace (need coffee) )

Oh dear..there should have been a sentence in there saying "I've not been online due..." Do you see what is happening???!!!!??? I am losing it!! Hi Steve, welcome to our world...to go on, simply hand your soul over to Derek at the door as the rest of us have and begin typing goofy words. Don't try to fight it.

(Submitted by germaniac )

I'm confused. I handed my sould over to Matt Kreig when I joined. I thought Derek was simply the human manifestation of Matt, here to serve as a middle man to the divinity. Was that wrong?

(Submitted by Chiquita )

If only I could find the WM P TWL in a 4PK... then, and only then, would life be complete.

(Submitted by Terry )

I should get some WM P TWL for the kids bathroom...a good TWL to wipe up the P after they P. All over EVERYTHING. Unfortunately, that's not a habit we grow out of.

(Submitted by Chiquita )

Terry, the "kids" you refer to must be boys. You might try borrowing the SPRAY PAINT Derek purchased on 1/9/00 (he may have stashed it in the toaster box, so I'd look there first) and paint a big target inside the toilet bowl.

(Submitted by lieu (the other white meat) )

since when did mountain dew become too literate? and hillary? yeech! i ate some hillary once. it tasted like... chicken.

(Submitted by in lieu of WalFix )

you gals kill me. you wonder why we can't hit something from 4 feet away that you're firing point blank at. we'd ask you to help us calibrate our weapons but then we'd be back to peeing "flying superman" style. oh, hello suz, nive to see you back.

(Submitted by Terry )

Actually, they are boys, but I DID date a girl once with a similar affliction, only hers was more of a recreational disturbance than a hygienic problem.

(Submitted by Tick Boy )

I had a dog once...named him Liberace, 'cos he was the pianist.

(Submitted by Merlin )

I see that Toy Story 2 is still available from the 17th October !

(Submitted by germaniac )

nobody talks to me, no snogs, no spells. I'm not admitted into the clique. It pains me.

(Submitted by FOX )

I haven't decided if Derek is a very clean person. Or a very messy person. I would gues clean but he has a youngter and their good for several years of mess making.

(Submitted by Abi )

Ah germanic - *big snog* coming your way!! Don't feel left out !!

(Submitted by germaniac )

Abi is sweet. I love her and will send her a big sandwich in the mail.

(Submitted by Abi )

Oh - a sandwich in the mail, that'll make a change - what type of sandwich germanic?? I'll send you a racing lizard as a present, Derek had one lying around somewhere - perhaps Chiq has seen it in the toaster box?

(Submitted by Tick Boy )

I got caught up in a male sandwich one time...Ii didn't like it.

(Submitted by germaniac )

Is it possible that the plethora of paper products is an impromptu Halloween costume? Crazy Paper Towel Man?

(Submitted by lieu )

my butt must be a youngster then. i'm currently giving it aroma therapy.

(Submitted by in lieu of falling over or pooping )

if i'm in the forest and none of you gals can hear me say anything, does that mean i'm still wrong?

(Submitted by in lieu of convention )

i'm starting to develop a bit of a cough. i'll probably stop by walmart tonight, buy a box of ex-lax and eat the whole thing when i get home. tomorrow i'll be afraid to cough.

(Submitted by Yuck )

A&W Cream soda? That is just nasty. Can't you buy some 7- Up next time?

(Submitted by E )

You have taken a lot of time to do something that could have just been thrown in the trash....what you have created is a conversation piece. Some of the comments are just 2 funny...they are like get a life...but come on ppl you are reading is just like I read some of them...this site is just 2 funny. Hope you had a great time making it.

(Submitted by germaniac )

It's good to hear from Entertainment Television every so often

(Submitted by Chiquita )

germaniac, if'n I send you a snog, will you send me a sandwich, too? I'm startin' to get a little hungry & I need something to go with the CREAM SDA. *SNOG!* consider yourself snogged.

(Submitted by germaniac )

golly, a gang snog! Pass me a wm p twl! Sandwiches all around! We must keep our strength up heading into the busy holiday season.

(Submitted by according to ray )

that's pronounced "eh."

(Submitted by BuzzMcCoy )

lurking. creeping. lurking some more. he steals the light in the shadows. awaits his time. his time to pounce. to conquer. to become. won't be long now, buzz. your time will come. good things will come to those who wait. i have waited. ohhhhh, how i have waited. if i don't get in the top 3 posts on the next receipt, i'm leaving this god- forsaken country. good bye cruel world. -buzz

(Submitted by MarineCorp )

I was just wondering if he even knows what the total of all this shit has come up to in the past couple of years.. I didnt look at all of them, just the 1st couple and this one...its interesting I guess to see what other people buy at wal mart!

(Submitted by Dalliance )

germaniac...in truth, I've had my little eye on you for some time now. Only, I'm shy, you see, *blush..dig toe in ground..sneaking a look up from under mah eye lashes*...I was hoping you would snog me. P.S. German Chocolate cake is mah very favorite *wink*

(Submitted by Matt Krieg )

*sotto voce* just whisper 'Nietzsche' in her ear, Germaniac, and she will follow you anywhere ...

(Submitted by DeeJ )

Man, and I though I was crazy ....... Way to go dude, we dutch people love your site !!!

(Submitted by germaniac )

I must admit, I'm...a little embarrassed. You see...I, the germaniac...am a girl myself. But if you'd like me to flirt with other girls...i'm certainly game.

(Submitted by Terry )

Hot Damn...more chicks kissing...Derek, I love this site man...why, if we ever meet, I'm gonna give you a big, sloppy...um...er...uh...uh oh...time to go watch some Monday Night Football...yeah! Sports...that's the ticket.

(Submitted by Red )

You sound like my husband...he can't get enough of 2, 3, 4 or more chicks kissing and....oh and sports too.

(Submitted by Terry )

You may want to go pick up some WM P TWL 3PK and a BATTERY then...y'know, for later...

(Submitted by Dally )

Dear Matt...how did you know about my Nietzsche fixation?..well, I kinda dig all those germans, Goethe, Rilke (ok - not German but he wrote in the language) etc. Germaniac, so sorry 'bout that, Sweets. I'm not really into the chicks either (not that there is anything wrong with that) but hey, nothing wrong with a little cyber intergender flirting..but wait, on second thought, all those drooling dudes do get annoying. *snog on the cheek*

(Submitted by Merlin )

*smiling, with knowing look, thinking happy thoughts*

(Submitted by germaniac )

Dally, I kinda dig all Germans too...perhaps that's why I love Herr Matt Krieg so much. He's dreamy.

(Submitted by in lieu of berets )

those german helmets always reminded me of... well... oh, nevermind.

(Submitted by Chiquita )

I rather like to think a snog is more of a friendly, platonic kind of thing, but more personal than an "air kiss." So, NANNER SNOGS TO EVERYONE! Wow, that kinda tired me out. I'm gonna lay my lil head down on this bag o' potting soil for a spell. *soft snore* [don't even think about it Terry!]

(Submitted by Abi )

Hey Chiq - I've never had a nanner snog before, or snogged a nanner, but hey I'm game!!

(Submitted by lieu )

no banana strings attached, right?

(Submitted by Merlin )

Lying your head down for a spell, Chiquita, a spell ! Your not planning to start making potions as well are you ! Is the phrase "snogging a nanner" like the other US phrase "spanking the monkey" but for the opposite sex ?

(Submitted by germaniac )

No, over here we call it punching the chipmunk...or at least...I...never mind

(Submitted by lieu )

why do they call it the "opposite sex"? shouldn't it be the "complementary sex" or something to signify two halves of the whole? when i think of the opposite sex, turd burglars are who come to mind.

(Submitted by germaniac )

Well, they ARE sort of opposite. One has an 'innie' and one has an 'outie' and the fun is seeing how they fit!

(Submitted by lieu )

you mean like "slapping uglies"?

(Submitted by lieu )

i liked to tell my dates my outie was just the appetizer.

(Submitted by Terry )

Abi, are you SURE you never "snogged a nanner"?

(Submitted by Abi )

ha ha ha! I'm not even going to mention chicken legs.....

(Submitted by Terry )

Damn, I'm either horny or hungry, I can't decide...Chiq, are you a heavy sleeper?

(Submitted by Abi )

Chiq - don't look up - whatever Terry says I doubt that's a nanner!!

(Submitted by Jimmy Ray )

I love this site more than i love my family. I just thought you should know that.

(Submitted by germaniac )

And that's just the way Matt Krieg wants it. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA

(Submitted by in lieu of blank stares )

i'm glad more people are starting to "get" this site. some things aren't always obvious at first glance, like how a cat's urine will glow under a black light. but it's nice to see all of you recognize this for what it is, and isn't.

(Submitted by lieu )

you can easily tell who the "new hires" at walmart are. i always enjoy walking up to them and asking where i can find a product whose name i just randomly made up. sometimes they look at you like they just finished a reefer and a big mac, othertimes they're like the dog in the car next to you when you get too close.

(Submitted by Dalliance )

*standing in the door way in my Little Mermaid costume and holding out my pumpkin* boo.

(Submitted by Little Mermaid )

plink... plink...damn...*bending over to pick up my starfishes* I've come for some Halloweenie Candy...now give up the M&Ms! Toute suite please.

(Submitted by Chiquita )

*opening sleepy eyes* My Terry, what a girthy nanner you have. Why don't you set it down here on the bag o' potting soil *patting bag* & grab that connector over there. *THUNK!* Dang Terry, watch where you're swinging that thing- you almost knocked me unconscious!

(Submitted by Mermaid tired of waiting on the Prince with a Snickers )

I'm on a tight schedule here...*tapping my tail*I have a bunch of other sites to visit so if you'll just kindly put the chocolate in the pumpkin and step away, I'll be on my way *holding trident in a decorative but menacing position*

(Submitted by skid marks )

cough, cough........... damn.

(Submitted by Chiqca )

*dropping KITTY TREAT in Lil Mermaid's pumpkin-- PLUNK* Sorry, I don't have any Snickers to give you, just a couple of these old KITTY TREATS I found at the bottom of the toaster box.

(Submitted by edgar gutrumble )

i LOVE toaster boxes! especially when i can pop a tart in.

(Submitted by L.M. )

Thanks Chicqs *sweet smile and a curtsy* here, I brought you a yellow swedish fish. Yo! Skid marks? You talkin to me?

(Submitted by skid )

no, just regretting yesterdays ex-lax.

(Submitted by Little Mermaid )

*hanging my head...big mermaid tears beginning to roll down my cheeks* all i wanted wuz a little chocolate..is that too much for a mermaid to ask for on *bottom lip moving in and out kinda fast* Halloween? *taking my empty pumpkin and turning toward the door*

(Submitted by in lieu of tears )

hold on there little purrmaid. you leave here by yourself with all that choclate and we'll have to use a prybar to get your hands off the steering wheel and the pimples off your ass. let's have a sit here with all your chocaholic friends and have a circle perk, what say? here, you can have the one with nuts and i'll tale the cherry center. remember what the germans used to say, "big smile, big smile."

(Submitted by Terry (the Great Pumpkin) )

Uh, Chiqca, those AREN'T kitty treats, and that's NOT a nanner...

(Submitted by lieu )

wasn't there a handpuppet show once starring kukla, fran and ollie? hey terry, think chiqua, dal and abi might be interested in putting one on for us?

(Submitted by Terry )

I love a good handpuppet, just like the next guy...we'll probably need some nanners, snickers, and chicken legs to coax 'em though...(that's COAX, as in , persuade)

(Submitted by Next guy )

Yep, I love a good handpuppet too.

(Submitted by FOX )

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!! Ok, I give in what the heck is nanner?I have been tryin gto figure it out, is it one of those made up words with many meanings?

(Submitted by Terry )

Sorry we don't have a puppet for you germaniac, but here, I've got this special box of popcorn to share if you'd like to watch the show...HAPPY HALLOWEEN to all who celebrate!!!

(Submitted by Bronwyn Bishop )

This receipt sounds very familiar...I believe Derek may be recycling.

(Submitted by germaniac )

POPCORN! YAY! Happy Halloween, and of course, All Saints Day tomorrow...since...we're all saints here, but more in a Ricky Williams sense than a Joan of Arc sense. Am I babbling?

(Submitted by Dal - Boo, m'kay? )

but lieuuuuuuu, I didn't get ANY chocolate...And, for your information *doing Ricky Lake girlfriend head shift* my butt is as smooth as a..er..a...smooth, white butt. (_/_) (_\_) (_/_). (That's my little butt wiggle dance) About the puppets, I'd love to, as long as I get to be Kaluha, but I have to consult with Andre first...he's my "Geppeto of Lurve" when it comes to puppetish things. germaniac!!! Don't fall for the popcorn bucket trick!!! They cut a whole in the bottom, sit the bucket in their laps (think periscope) and...let's just say..that ain't just the extra buttery sort, no matter what they tell you.

(Submitted by germaniac )

Oh is that it? I thought it was a pencil? ::chortle::

(Submitted by Professor Girl )

FOX, nanner is, in theory, Walmartian for Banana (see, Chiquita - leif motif) while in practice it can signify virtually anything, it usually connotes objects of a phallusesque nature. Thank you, thank you very much.

(Submitted by Dal )

*chortling too* Oh my God, there is a pencil in my popcorn!! oh, sorry, it's just you. teeheehee

(Submitted by Bob Ellis )

'Fess up, Bronnie - it was you that burned my house down at Palm Beach, wasn't it? Not that you could come up with an idea like that all on your own ...

(Submitted by poopy! )

basketball! That's it!

(Submitted by Merlin )

Looks like this wizard has missed a good All Hallows Eve! Damn, it's a shame that I have to leave at night fall to pump some iron and not, before you ask, it';s not the same as "biff a badger" etc !! I've noticed that snickers seems very popular, I seem to remember that I have a few marathons lying around in my cave somewhere - anyone interested ? I'm sure the dates OK !

(Submitted by Terry )

...but I write my name REAL good.

(Submitted by Merlin )

anyone fancy whipping the wizard !

(Submitted by Abi )

If anyone of you mentions 'pulling the puppet' .......hey Terry, is that a pencil in your popcorn, or are you just pleased to see us all!!

(Submitted by Abi )

If anyone of you mentions 'pulling the puppet' .......hey Terry, is that a pencil in your popcorn, or are you just pleased to see us all!!

(Submitted by Merlin )

Hi Abi, wasn't really worth repeating was it !

(Submitted by Abi )

Sorry Merlin, I'll keep my mouth shut from now on.....

(Submitted by Terry )

Fine...forget the picnic then...

(Submitted by Merlin )

Abi, I was only joking ! Cos i don't have access in my cave *sad glint in eye* , I'm unable to join in when the world and hios wife seem to *ends of mouth turning down*, and to be honest was feeling a little lonely, here on my own this morning - there is a guy called terry but he never talks to me -*bottom lip slightly quivering*

(Submitted by lieu )

you mean there really is a weight bench somewhere in brittain?

(Submitted by Merlin )

yep some believe that it's mythical but it really does exist, together with the ab(i)-cradle !

(Submitted by Abi )

psst guys - we're on a NEW page....Merlin - I forgive you! Now come along....

(Submitted by lieu )

that doesn't surprise me. i'm a dollar short too.

(Submitted by Drew the Popular Princess )

I doubt that I'll ever be first to post!!! Someday I hope to be able to write intirely in Wal-Mart code...But only my fellow Derekites will understand. What is this odd obsesssion with "nanners" and "snoging"? I enjoy kissing people, but snogging someone sounds a bit too violent. Bannanas never interested me. It has been a long time since I've eaten a watermelon Jolly Rancher, though. DID YOU KNOW THAT DEREK HAS NEVER PURCHASED DIET COKE AT WAL-MART? Interesting fact...Just try to prove me wrong, people!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

SO FOR HALLOWEEN WHAT WILL MATT BE? CAN I MAKE HIM A COSTUME?

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