Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Freud )

Yes! First poster dance!

(Submitted by mesecond )

2nd poster dance!!!!!

(Submitted by mesecond )

looks like he's going on a cleaning spree!...from the house to himself. what's GRT VALUE 40?

(Submitted by Dalliance )

OMG....we got another CHORE BOY!!!!! Hip Hip Hooray!!!! thank goodness to cause the other one was getting lazy! WOW and 300WT...dang, that is a whole hunk a quartz there Der. *scanning scanning* No..*sniff* Snickers. Ah but I see you were smart enough to get the ROLLING PIN to knock the bejesus outta ChoreBoy when he starts sassing off. Wow, all in all a most impressive receipt, Derek. Well worth the wait ('cept you forgot the Snickers again..but, it's okay, I see you had a lot on your mind)

(Submitted by Jeffrey Dahmer )

Sure does take a lot of stuff to clean up and get rid of the body, huh? What, no Ziplocs?

(Submitted by Freud )

Oh and by the way....Screw Mushu and the Compubank he rode in on.

(Submitted by Freud )

And that is one Hefty Kitchen.

(Submitted by behanz )

mmmmmmm......wash All of these cleaning supplies make me feel dirty. Filthy. Clean me, someone.

(Submitted by ZombieCrombie )

$3.34 for ALL? EVERYTHING???? Damn, considering Wal-Mart's boundaries of "all", Derek must have made out like a bandit. Wonder if that includes the full line of feminine hygiene products?

(Submitted by lostkiwi )

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(Submitted by lostkiwi )

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(Submitted by lori )

Sounds like a hot date to me, cleaning the house, your mouth, and some supplies to make a nice dinner or dessert. You go Derek!!!

(Submitted by Linda )

I Just have to say, i have never got this much enjoyment out of receipts before. I never really thought to read my receipts but I have been lately!! And everyones comments get me laughing :-)

(Submitted by Andre )

(Better late than never) So Dalliance, does that mean that in actual fact you don't mind a crack about the lips?

(Submitted by Refuse of the western world )

Hmm...yet another hefty kitchn? Is that why you bought another chore boy, because it's too hard to manage two hefty kitchns without hired help?

(Submitted by Refuse of the western world )

And by the way, I don't know about you guys, but I always had my niggling doubts about that original chore boy...we could never make out properly whether it was "chore" or "chode", and despite all the ruminations on the chore boy, I remained in a strange cyber limbo world about it...could I trust he was a chore boy, or just your boring average garden variety of chode boy? Now, thank God, Derek has finally provided us with the Receipt Posters Pseudonymous version of the Rosetta Stone.

(Submitted by Andre )

Grungy Vagina Glass Cleaner? Does this mean I can see Dalliance pouting at me better from under the coffee table?

(Submitted by Dalliance )

that G stands for "Glorious", Andre, Darling. Now, on your knees.

(Submitted by Playgirl of the Western World )

Here, Andre, MWASH, make sure you use this first.

(Submitted by susieonprozac )

Yes yes they have let Derek out again!! But Jeffrey is right , has he had to clean his house of all the evidence? My guess is the Choreboy, in the Hefty Kitchen with the rolling pin

(Submitted by Super Chiq )

mesecond, a GRT VALUE 40 is very similar to a GRT VAULE 4W (see 7/8/00 receipt), only spelled different. And Der, if I could just give you a little tip, wool rugs are not a girl's best friend (a little rough on the knees)... I just hope the cleaner is for something else (ever find that silly putty?).

(Submitted by Chiq again )

y'ALL be ready on 10/17, as that appears to be the only day Toy Story 2 will be available.

(Submitted by BigRedWohl )

You mean, I only had to go to my local W*M, pay my $3.34, and then I could say 'Ive seen it all'????

(Submitted by Weymond Denson )

Yo Matt! Where are those employee's you promised me? Meijer is gonna kick our but if we don't get some employees in here to service the customers.

(Submitted by hefty pickens (slim's more obtrusive brother) )

what the f*ck? where in the wide, wide world of sports is my gd kitchen?

(Submitted by Refuse of the western world )

So you're finally admitting to owning that f*cking kitch*n.

(Submitted by Little Moth )

Dal; Forget the Snicker, He bought a 300Weight Quartz ***does this mean???***

(Submitted by Little Lamb )

The Big Red Wohl..yayayayayayay..he's has come!!

(Submitted by dodge ram )

WOOL/RUG CLR? i see you're having sex with sheep again. a little embracable ewe, perhaps. is that why you keep losing you boots? you know you're sick when the smell of woolite gives you an erection.

(Submitted by in lieu of stems & seeds )

ROLLING PIN? cool. did you remember the papers too?

(Submitted by Wal*Martian )

You can buy a chore boy at Wal*Mart now? Do they sell Mexican House Boys, whipping boys or House Goys too? BTW, try this sometime: Buy Trojan condoms with spermicide at Wal*Mart and take a good look at what it says on the receipt. I think I might have just sold a LOT of rubbers....save some for me, all right?

(Submitted by Terry )

how big exactly is a Hefty Kitchen?

(Submitted by Sarah )

THATS MY BIRTHDAY!!! HEHEHE

(Submitted by diccted )

my boyfriend is sitting next to me looking at me as though I've lost my sanity. But I've got a good retort for anything now. MWASH!!

(Submitted by her boyfriend )

"AS THOUGH????" You have GOT to be crazy to be reading this stuff!!! What the . . . ?????

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

ARE YOU GOING TO BE A CHORE BOY FOR HALLOWEEN?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

MATT CHECK THE HELP WANTED ADS!

(Submitted by Potsey )

Derek, Its time to do your laundry. Buy /Tide. Potsey

(Submitted by Krash )

Wow! All I have to say is that Wal-Mart reciepts have really improved!

(Submitted by Carolina )

Another chore boy! Wow. Oh, Toy story 2 is available soon. Must get it.

(Submitted by Gern Boy )

Glad to see the Chore Boy got a friend to hang out with in the condo. I'm afraid to ask what the rolling pin is for, though...