Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by bshock)

Coming soon: Wal*Mart Nutrition Centers?

(Submitted by Admiral)

Do the Dew!

(Submitted by Roy Hobbs)

You went all the way to Wal*Mart just topurchase a Dew? Was Pepsi not on sale at the grocery store?

(Submitted by Just Me)

Why do people keep assuming that Wal*Mart is so far away from you? Do they know where you live? Your site is pointless, yet....interesting! I might put you on a list of sites to visit. Thanks for the giggles

(Submitted by Atro)

dont u have a job? why were u at Wal*Mart at 1:30 on a friday afternoon?

(Submitted by Duck_Man)

OK you went all the way to Wal-Mart, fought to find a parking spot, chewed your way through the scourges of White Trash that skid around in Wal- Mart (at least they do here!) then waited in a famous Wal- Mart never-ending checkout line to buy ONE DAMN SODA????? You got more spare time......

(Submitted by Web Surfer)

It's not about the soda! How do you get another receipt with out finding something useless to buy?

(Submitted by AG)

Hey, it's a 2-liter. Worth the trip at that price. Duck_Man is apparently going to the wrong Wallyworld if he's finding a crowded parking lot; most of those joints have acres of parking...

(Submitted by Dalliance)

Now, hang on a minute...This is a different Wal*Mart!!! Derek, whassup with that? Different manager, different number and area code?? Maybe you were travelling and got thirsty???

(Submitted by Jason)

Dude, Wal-mart must love you... this keeps you coming back to them... repeat business... and that 6.5% sales tax must suck... I know that 6% is hard enough to calculate on the fly... but 6.*5*%... who are the bloody monsters in your state's legislature... if I lived where you do I think I would have developed a severe math anxiety by now... but then the sales tax could go to state programs to combat math anxiety... wow! I feel better already!

(Submitted by chester)

MAN O MAN ...ARE YOU GOING IN JUST TO BUY ANYTHING TO GET A RECEIPT TO PUT ON THIS BENT LITTLE SITE....MY GOD I LIVE 2 BLOCKS FROM OURS AND ONLY GO BY EVERY 10 DAYS OR SO.......

(Submitted by gee)

admit it, you have a secret crush on darryl marchetta that seduced you away from our beloved matt krieg, and are just covering it up with a measly drink purchase. (slut)

(Submitted by Associate of the Year)

ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS!!!!! Do not leave your children unattended in the toy dept. while you shop elsewhere.....Sarah, your friendly associate in toys, has a short fuse and ...a police record.

(Submitted by Word Up)

Mountain Doo - tastes gr8 & less filling...

(Submitted by bullsnot)

could be worse it could be k- mart reciepts

(Submitted by Gitte)

You drive or walk? Seems like a lot of wasted energy to go to Wal-Mart for one lousy bottle of Mt. Dew.

(Submitted by Jimmy Ray Joe Bob)

Man, You have way too much time on your hands. Get a life!

(Submitted by Han*Mart)

Thank god Darryl Marchetta doesn't have his own store. He'd probably call it Mar*Mart or Dar*Mart or DarMar*Mart.

(Submitted by not Emo)

I get a kick out of the individuals that leave the "get a life" comments. So what are THEY doing here? I'll bet these "get a lifer's" are the jokers that blow their car horns 5 nanosceonds after the traffic light turns green. Thank you for pointing out the fricking obvious. Sure, while we're here, life is on hold. Sometimes that's a good thing to do for awhile. THIS is worse than TV?????!!!!!!

(Submitted by robodump)

Can I call Darryl at this number and put in a good word for you on that job opening in electronics. Next we want to see the walmart cam on here capturing all the thrill and excitement of all these transactions. What will he buy next? Tune in tomorrow for another episode of Derek Runs Out of NO-DOZ!

(Submitted by Rosalie)

This is too cute!! You certainly are wise to keep your receipts. Never know, they might be worth money to your descendents a hundred years from now if they are kept in good condition. People buy the strangest old things.

(Submitted by icantsleep)

So Derek, back onthe mt. Dew and seeing Darryl again. Your hopelessly addicted. What is it about her anyways that gets you to risk all that you have accomplished this far in life for a few quick cheap moments doing the dew with you know who! I guess the Cream soda didnt help you huh.

(Submitted by Marboro Man)

Do you buy your cigarettes at Wal-mart? A good price on smokes is hard to come by, y'all. Don't pay no attention to no Surgon General. Smoking is good for you.

(Submitted by Arunava)

I think Derek's really shifted to a more posh store and drops in once in a while to keep this site going. Tell me it isn't true.

(Submitted by Alex)

Ahh $'s don't go to the children's hosp anymore. It'll be that Marchetta's doing I'll warrant. Not like the beautiful Ryan Hoage. I do miss him. I wonder what he is doing now.

(Submitted by Ryan Hoage)

Get a life.

(Submitted by Matt Krieg)

No, YOU get a life.

(Submitted by Darryl Marchetta)

This 12 gauge says YOU get a life.

(Submitted by eatglue)

i know why he goes to walmart so often... of course he'll come here to buy one soda so he can see all his friends! he's gotta know like every single person who works here by now. whenever he walks in the doors, he chats with the greeter people like old friends. :o)

(Submitted by someone who doesn't get it)

I'm wondering why icantsleep thinks Darryl is a woman. Does icantsleep know something we do not?

(Submitted by mellow yellow)

me thinks derek must load his pants (front pockets, not the dri-bottom load part) with pilfered items and then buy 1 item in an attempt to avoid suspicion. then, if they catch on to him he's hopped up on all that caffeine and can sprint over to his bitchin Volare for his getaway. gee, he ought to be in management.

(Submitted by Waskily Wabbit)

Just a guess...Darryl's store is closer to Derek's work than Matt's, so he pops in at lunch time to buy a few litres of Mt Dew to satisfy that early afternoon thirst.

(Submitted by Abi)

spooky thought mellow - I was just thinking the same thing...isn't telepathy wonderful

(Submitted by Homer )

I've got Mountain Dew and Crab juice Ewwwwww I'll have the crab juice,

(Submitted by Homer )

I've got Mountain Dew and Crab Juice. Ewww I'll have crab juice

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

YOU MISS DARRYL I SEE! DOES HE WEAR BOXERS OR BREIFS?

(Submitted by the color yellow )

This reminds me of this one time when I went to the mini- mart and bought a sandwhich... The End

(Submitted by gern blandston )

It's obvious that Derek's ever-burgeoning marijuana sales business has now expanded to include the king of customer service, Darryl Marchetta. Oh, and by the way, fuck you NYCFASHIONGIRL. You're probably not from NYC and your fashion sense begins and ends with an air-brushed Bo Duke t-shirt and some stretch pants.