Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by FuManChu)

Where's the beef?

(Submitted by Tripzy)

OOOOH!!! A butterfinger and batteries.... wooohoo!! hehe... im wondering what the point of all this is... oh well... one of life's little mysteries i guess... hehe

(Submitted by jim)

The name "Butterfinger" is a little creepy for a candy product that's often marketed to children. There are places in this world where a stranger could offer you a "butterfinger" and mean something entirely different than a chocolate-covered treat.

(Submitted by Anon)

I thought there was no tax on candy. You should go ask for your 3 cents back

(Submitted by enderhead)

6.5% tax?! What state is that? It's almost 9% here!!

(Submitted by eft)

since you started this page, are you willing to drive farther to wal-mart for something you otherwise could have driven down the block for? you know, in the name of art?

(Submitted by halcyonmind)

wal-mart seems to be an addiction. perhaps you should try to cut back to a smaller mart, like a quik-e- mart, until you can wean yourself off marts altogether.

(Submitted by mb)

i live next to a clark gas station but they dont sell batteries...does wal-mart have fountian drinks? what about that in-store resturant...is that target? whatever..nice to see what you bought though..do you live nextdoor cause you go alot

(Submitted by mon)

Hi.

(Submitted by tall)

some wal-marts have mcdonalds in them..

(Submitted by Associate of the Year)

And....lest we forget...some Wal-marts have Radio Grills. Attention Wal-mart customers, if I may be so bold, eat the damn fries in the restaurant. I'm tired of picking up your trash in my dept. And theres no humor in a stepped on ketchup packet.

(Submitted by gregg)

I am Walmart.

(Submitted by gregg)

I am Walmart.

(Submitted by Danny)

Is this Matt Krieg's 15 minutes of fame?

(Submitted by hmmm..)

anyone else find it disturbing that they sell matt krieg for less there? how much would that be anyway? flat rate, per pound, what?

(Submitted by Associate of the Year)

Everybody has their price, hmmm Attention Walmart shoppers!!!! Do not take any more merchandise out of the package and toss it on the shelf... then buy an unopened package. We have hidden cameras....and stun guns.

(Submitted by shannen l.)

wow, 44 cents for a butterfinger...

(Submitted by Gabe)

Wow -- this is a really bizarre site, but I like it. It shows just how much money the average American invests in W*M. Point your browsers to http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/walmartcommentclub Vent your frustrations/comments about Wal*Mart! I'm the founder, so I'll add a link to this receipt site!

(Submitted by bratch)

Have you added up how much money you have actually spent at Wal-mart over the years?

(Submitted by gggggggggg)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm dri-bottoms are tasty

(Submitted by polack)

Only 4 months till College Football is back.

(Submitted by Mike)

I like the idea for your site, I work at wal-mart store#2330, and i spend over a thousand dollars a year there, last year i probably spent over 2 thousand. Keep up the cool site.

(Submitted by somebody)

butterfing? umm. fear.

(Submitted by zocky)

It's now 11th May! He's gone 9 days without visiting Wal*Mart!

(Submitted by CheeChee)

My Walmart smells like shit, what does your smell like? I guess mine smells like shit and old grandma smells because it is near a trailor park. Bye

(Submitted by Watr)

I really like this, I'm adding it to my humor page http://www.geocities.com/watrf ae/watrjournal.html incidently, my husband and I thought about registering at Walmart. I wanted 50 bags of sourpops!

(Submitted by Andre Crabshaw)

Whatever happened to Max? Max? We shared so many beautiful ultra max moments together. Now all these interlopers have come in and are threatening to bust us apart. Oh my love, don't forsake me for a cheap butterfing and an easy Wm fac upr x.

(Submitted by Josey)

So... I was wondering why this is all from the same Wal*Mart. It's like you never left the town or something. It's all been store number #1627.

(Submitted by Associate of the Year)

Actually , Josey, Derek strayed in '97....Store 1581..... ATTENTION WAL-MART SHOPPERS!!!! In response to your queries, "Do you work here?" Why would I wear this stupid blue vest if I DIDN'T work here???????????

(Submitted by Just Wondering)

So were those 'C' batteries or the ever popular 'AA'? Couldn't have been 'D', could it?

(Submitted by JT)

I am sick of the growing encroachment of 'AA' in all battery-powered applliances. Thus, I am throwing all my support to the 'D' battery coalition. 'D' are larger, more powerful, easier to throw. Vote for power! Vote for 'D'!

(Submitted by Jess)

I'm with U, 'D' Power all the way

(Submitted by Who Me?)

I work at Bed,Bath and Beyond, which is nothing like Wal-mart. I just wanted to mention that. bye.

(Submitted by KC)

Derek, you must live very close to a Wal-Mart. I hope it doesn't take much time keeping this web-info current...I am concerned for your wife and child!

(Submitted by Susan)

Whatever you do, don't order a hamburger at the Radio Grill in WalMart. They claim it's 100% beef, but I've never tasted ground beef like that before. I think it's some sort of ground up animal they've caught in traps behind their store.

(Submitted by not Emo)

Was the Butterfinger fresh? Everytime I buy one it's stale. I like to go to Wal*Mart around 2 am. The isles are filled with pallets of merchandise that needs to be put on the shelves. You can hide among the stacks of pallets. It drives the guy watching the video monitors crazy. They'll send a security person over to ask you what you're doing. I tell them I'm shopping - that's a lie. Oh yeah... Susan is right about the hamburgers! Instead of "hamburger" the menu should read "catch of the day".

(Submitted by Arunava)

Is this the lowest Derek's ever spent at WalMarts? I think he just dropped in out of nostalgia this time.

(Submitted by indica jane)

this is the most bizarre site i have seen in a while, maybe i've seen more bizarre, but none as pointless. Very entertaining, but if you invest half as much energy into something a little more useful you probably wouldn't have to shop at walmart.

(Submitted by lithium)

9V. Gotta get the 9V. I swear, I own like, 3 items, and have built 2,that need them, and I can't stop buying 9V!

(Submitted by The Sinnovator)

Stop asking these dumb questions about Derek and read from the beginning like the rest of us. You questions will be answered.

(Submitted by Spooky Electric)

Oh silly man, that's not how it works, you have to want it for the right reasons.

(Submitted by Andre)

I do.

(Submitted by Spooky Electric)

You don't. Now die.

(Submitted by raul)

moron. you have got to be kidding me. if you are just going to buy a butterfinger and batteries, you may as well steal them. that's how all of us spics take care of business.

(Submitted by AC)

Look buddy, May 2nd is my birthday, and while I was out celebratin', gettin boozed, screwed, and tattooed, you're at Wall Mart buying some lousy AA batteries. I mean, at least buy a 9 volt in honor of my big day. For the record, I stole a pair of shades from a Wall Mart in Germantown, MD about two weeks ago--them cameras can't see me!

(Submitted by Angel Baby)

Hey, wait a minute! You can't have a May 2 birthday. That's MY birthday! And I happento know, the butterfinger and the batteries were both for ME. Don't ask, you really don't wanna know.....but it was fun!

(Submitted by WalFixture)

Actually Jim, I think a chocolate covered treat IS what they're offering.

(Submitted by insightful )

stupid, weird, interesting yet ignorant

(Submitted by Jennifer )

well May 2nd is MY birthday too and I was also at Wal Mart on that day... buying cigarettes for the first time since i had just utrned 18. but they wouldnt let me buy them until midnight! what a crock... it was 11:50 and they wouldnt sell me cigarettes at damn Wal Mart #1606...

(Submitted by cmp )

First off Gabe, Derek is not the 'typical American'. I've never been in a Wal*Mart in my life.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

ATTENTION ALL KMART SHOPPERS!

(Submitted by semisolidsnake )

I like butterfinger

(Submitted by Dannon )

I can't believe i just read all this. it is a fab site though!