Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by jim hunt)

Anyone would think it was easter or something!! How many choccie eggs did you buy? will you eat them all yourself?

(Submitted by Todd)

Do you think you will ever find a real hobby?

(Submitted by armand linton)

i hope that basket is for matt krieg. happy easter, matt.

(Submitted by wow)

hmmm, the die is cast...i'd always thought fate would cost more than 77 cents...

(Submitted by ddiirr)

Next time you purchase something, you should get ask Matt Krieg for his email adress and just cryptically say "It is for my site."

(Submitted by Anon)

DAMN! Candy in my area is so much more expensive! Either that or you're just really cheap and bought bulk jellybeans. Whatever the case, my question is: What exactly do you do on a 97cent activity pad? Thumb wres

(Submitted by Anon)

DAMN! Candy in my area is so much more expensive! Either that or you're just really cheap and bought bulk jellybeans. Whatever the case, my question is: What exactly do you do on a 97cent activity pad? Thumb wrestle?

(Submitted by test)

<B>test test</B>

(Submitted by Cross-Eyed)

ahhh.... moved from the Dri-Bottoms to candy already? My, how time flies.....

(Submitted by polack)

You go from March 15 to April 15 with only one purchase then you go almost everyday. I think you're getting a kick-back from the Children's Miracle Network. Shame on you.

(Submitted by virginjihad)

WHAT'S UP WITH THE "J" AFTER EACH PRICE? I BET IT STANDS FOR "JEW" AT THOSE ROCK-BOTTOM PRICES.

(Submitted by Juan)

Where are the rabbit condoms you whore.

(Submitted by Sausage)

Just what the hell is "Easter Plush"??????

(Submitted by John)

LOL! Linked here from memepool.com. Cool site idea. :)

(Submitted by Rold Gold)

Yes, I saw this on memepool also. It's sites like this that make surfing the web worthwhile (as in, good for a quick laugh). Well, now that you've been doing it for while, don't stop.

(Submitted by adam)

ok.. heres how to take it to the next level.. use some ocr software to add up your purchases so we can see a running total since 96.. also, you can figure out your total contribution to the miracle network... just a thought... love the site..

(Submitted by cheese licker)

why do you waste your time on this site? why do we waste our time bitching about it? i think the answer is that we are all fucked up, but no one has the balls to admit it. the only truly sane are the nes who avoid this shit altogether. visit my site at www.avoid-this-shit- altogether.com, you'll like it. lots of shopko and porno store receipts!

(Submitted by Tristan)

wooohoo memepool.com

(Submitted by Gluvah)

That's funny. My wife sold her eggs for thousands of dollars. Wal-Mart really does sell for less!

(Submitted by Wal-Mart President)

I have just been informed about your site and I'm very impressed. You are obviously a big fan of our store. meet me at Wal-Mart headquarter, i'm sure you know where it is. meet me on May 1st, 11:30 a.m. Hope you can make it.

(Submitted by you ass)

you are a crazy,sick fuck

(Submitted by Associate of the Year)

Sausage..dear boy..Easter Plush, as anyone knows, refers to those fluffy stuffed bunnies and such...Which I might add are 50% off AFTER Easter. And grass is a nickel a bag.... PEACE

(Submitted by charleton heston)

when your children start buying handguns and ammunition, please post the reciepts. thanks.

(Submitted by summer )

Geez you guys, have you heard of manners? Why do you all have to come here and post rude and nasty comments? Happy Easter to you too.

(Submitted by Courtney)

Is an activity pad like a maxi pad for women when they exercise? What use does such an item have?

(Submitted by Germ)

When my wife was pregnant, I used an egg dye kit to color her ovaries blue, thinking that it would make a pretty cool looking baby. But in the end, all it did was give my son Tourette's Syndrom and a third arm growing out of his back......so Derek, please don't make the same mistake as me.

(Submitted by Seagoddess)

A man who seriously has way too much free time on his hands. Does he live in the dumpster behind the store or something? Got 3 words for ya...Can you say get a life???

(Submitted by The Count)

Seagoddess: That was 6 words actually, one - two - three - four - five - six, ah ha ha ha! (cue the lightning and thunder)

(Submitted by somebody)

i didn't get a fucking easter basket. no one luvs the toad.

(Submitted by sadie)

You bought the candy after easter, didn't you? You waited for the 1/2 price day-after sale, didn't you! Go Derek!

(Submitted by Tom)

What kind of candy did you buy?

(Submitted by Arunava)

I know this is nuts but I find it difficult to get off this site. Keep wondering when you'll buy something really interesting. What happened to the art that you bought a couple of years back?

(Submitted by beez)

Geez, with all that Easter candy, the kid's gonna need to put the Dri-Bottoms back on tonight!

(Submitted by The Sinnovator)

Seagoddes: Got *THREE* words for ya: Can you count?

(Submitted by Twinkles)

Adam: There's a running total on New Year's Eve of each year!

(Submitted by mellow yellow)

damn, he's an egg killer!

(Submitted by Harry Assenbach )

I feel so much better about myself now that I see someone else goes back to the same store everyday of the week. I have an unhealthy fixation with one of walmart's competitors that does not begin with a "K" and have been known to visit 3 separate locations in one day with no need to purchase anything specific.

(Submitted by cmp )

Associate ... are you saying that Derek is selling bags of that weed he's been growing for a nickel a bag? Nobody ever told him that "nickel bag" is just an expression? Damn, no wonder he has to shop at Wal*Mart.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHAT ABOUT PASSOVER?

(Submitted by Usagi )

You spent more on Easter than on Christmas. That seems like a good lesson for the kid. Believe in Jesus, not Santa, and eat lots of candy.

(Submitted by seen it all )

you bought 12 cent eggs for 82 cents....RIP OFF