Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Eagle7)

Iguess after 14 days he needs more personal hygine products, thanks goodness! (If this was /., I'd be saying FIRST POST!) <g>

(Submitted by Sht4Brains)

SHAMPOO??? What's wrong, Derek... couldn't afford "real" poo ? Hey - if your'e broke I could spot you a few... or you could exchange that nightgown you found for $$$$! (don't tell greeneyes about her nightgown, though).

(Submitted by cross-eyed)

Do you have a cold, perhaps? Just a tip for next time, either go out and buy some Carmex cuz your nose is going to get really chapped and peel, and that just will not be attractive to your girlfriend, or spend a few extra cents and get the Puffs Plus -- or maybe you don't care about attractive, you don't have a cold, she left you, and you need the tissues for your crying jag.... Buck up, man, if you're feeling good enough to go to Wal-Mart, you're going to be O-K.... And hey, now you'll have more time to do your gardening...

(Submitted by BeachBunny)

Derek, I have to applaud you on a job well done! As if your crazy purchases weren't enough, the reader's comments have made me laugh until I cried (can I borrow a tissue)! I have been watching since day one (commenting here and there), and hope this site never ends. I have to say though that I am glad you're going to finally take a bath. It's about time!

(Submitted by Matt Krieg)

Hi Derek, this is Matt the GM of Walmart. Thank you for supporting our store all these years. I was wondering, do you think you could have another child or something...maybe even a new pet? We are extremely overstocked on Dri-Bottoms and wipes. Thank you.

(Submitted by Captain Cornelius)

This is the coolest waste of time I've seen all day! Thank you! oh yeah- Wal-mart is far superior to k-mart, target, etc. Rock on, consumer dude!

(Submitted by Trung Bui)

Where does he get all the money to buy this stuff?

(Submitted by Duck_Man)

OK so if you've purchased 3 boxes of facial tissue, I can only assume that the WBS 10 on the receipt must be some sort of lotion or a generic KY Jelly or something. Rock on! You really must be the master of your domain!

(Submitted by Matt Krieg)

I am no longer interested in costomer service, only in gyrating testes. Please suck on my prevailing left gonad. You will all perish thinking that i am god. Suck my balls. P.S. I have no hat, rock me like a hurricane!!!

(Submitted by rickleephoto.com)

Is WBS-10 some sort of cheap Wal-Mart generic alternative to WD-40? Perhaps it's a cold remedy called "We Block Snot"... 3 boxes of tissues... gotta be a lot of nose-blowing going on.

(Submitted by Cherdy)

All you Matt Krieg wannabes, stop tarnishing the preciously-earned reputation of our hero! If Mr. Krieg acted in such a way as you imposters do, he would have been removed from his position long ago! Think about the young children who are reading this!!!

(Submitted by Stickdeath.com)

Your a freak man....seriously

(Submitted by Ben Sanborn)

Would that shampoo happen to be Herbal Essences???? I like I like

(Submitted by Matt Krieg)

oh....gee.....look there is a nice piece of shit~~~~~~~~~~~> ::Cherdy::

(Submitted by VC)

As you will notice on the receipt, "We sell for less" is displayed. This is correct. Walmart only pays their salespeople $2.27/hour to sell their products. Other stores, such as Target, Big K, etc. pay their salespeople no less than $5.25/hour...just thought you would like to know.

(Submitted by Anna)

Calm down, you guys. He probably has tissue in his bathroom, bedroom and one other room in the house. it keeps you from having to direct your guests to the t.p., and it avoids the more embarrassing sneezes. ...btw, the N.Y. brand lipstick at Walgreens, shade #309, is lovely. Red-red. Yum.

(Submitted by yaya)

i see the abundance of facial tissue that you purchased- hope you present girlfriend hasen't bailed on you or anything too sad-i see you used cash on this purchase- kudos to you!!(oh, and really- you do need to go to the store more-what am i supposed to do at work to pass the time-work? i think not!!!

(Submitted by Dolemite)

I miss Mark Krieg's #1 fan. His rampant positivity and devotion to Mark Krieg's devotion to customer service always brought a smile to my face.

(Submitted by Fearit's Elf)

Facial tissue? Now it all makes sense. He grows pot and the Feds know it. The facial tissue is actual skin tissue used to change his appearance and get past Customs on the way to Mexico. Clever. The shampoo must be Wash n Curl, another way to alter his appea

(Submitted by Fearit's Elf)

rance.

(Submitted by Max)

WBS 10, that's my favorite tv channel too!

(Submitted by Kevin)

Get a job, all of you!

(Submitted by Kevin)

Get a job, all of you!

(Submitted by The Sinnovator)

Kevin: We all have jobs where we can sit and look at Derek's purchases all day long? I get paid quite well to do so... :p

(Submitted by Wax66)

Hehe... yeah, I have a job where I can sit and look at VERY odd webpages ALL day long... QA for Apple Computer, how hard could that be? Our products rock! PS, could WBS 10 stand for Woman's Bathing Suit, size 10?

(Submitted by [Removed by Request])

Anyone notice the April Fools? It's a fraud! Next year he'll buy 24 boxes of tissue!

(Submitted by One of the Skatt Brothers)

The answer is in the time, my dear grasshoppers...has been slipping the pork sword all night, ran out of tissues and other post-coital cleaning products, girlie used up all the shampoo due to excess skatting during the night, so an emergency dash into WalMart the morning after before he goes to work.

(Submitted by Channon )

Wow..how come so much tissue? Did your doggy die or something? I'm sorry. :(

(Submitted by another_onlooker )

Its WBS 10- Wussy that Blows Snot 10 times a day.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DID MAKE MAKE YOU CHICKEN SOUP?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DID MATT MAKE U CHICKEN SOUP?

(Submitted by Usagi )

You know, you could've gotten WBS 9 for a little less. Does the same job, but takes a little more effort. So what's more valuable to you, time or money? Never mind, I know where you shop, and how often. Apparently you have nothing but time.