Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by dJivad)

What a cheapskate! He only spends $4.00 at Walmart??? If you got that cash, put it to use!

(Submitted by Shondreika)

Yo baby, How come you ain't picked me up a bottle a hooch? You coulda spent that money on a crack rock! We don't need keys in my hood, we jes shoot de do open.

(Submitted by mrs farmer)

Hey, how come you havent provided a picture of the family yet? I am waiting!! ((tapping foot)), now I have wasted my time to bookmark this page, now I want a picture, please

(Submitted by greeneyes)

I think you had those keys made because your new sweetie moved in. Now, I ask you -- Is that the sort of unwholesome activity that Matt Krieg would want WalMart to be associated with? No, it's not. I'm going to call him and tell him that fornicators are shopping at his pristine and pure store.

(Submitted by Dynamo)

greeneyes: It's worse than you think. He made TWO sets of keys. I think there is more than just one sweetie on the side. Matt Krieg will be crushed if he finds out.

(Submitted by MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

YOU PEOPLE ARE RIGHT. THIS SORT OF UNWHOLESOME ACTIVITY CAN NOT CONTINUE IN MATT KRIEG'S BLESSED WAL-MART. INFIDELITY HAS NEVER BEEN, AND NEVER WILL BE, PART OF THE 100% CUSTOMER SATISFACTION PLAN! IT IS TIME DEREK LEARNS TO KEEP THIS SORT OF DEBAUCHERY BEHIND CLOSED DOORS AND AWAY FROM MATT KRIEG'S SHIFT.

(Submitted by greeneyes)

I think I'm going to faint. Then again, If Derek has TWO sweeties, I'm also sorta impressed, but only in a sick way.

(Submitted by sht4brains)

I have been reading - quietly - the wondrous many acts of the Great Matt Krieg. Thusly have I constructed a great shrine amongst the bosom of nature in his honor by which to worship his greatness. --------------(actually, I made a little clearing in the woods but I'd like ya'll to come). Derek... bring Mt. Dew!

(Submitted by smashed)

im not here. im not here. in m on mon om noim this isnt happening...

(Submitted by booger)

You didn't have 3 cents change???

(Submitted by Feb4)

What's the top item? It's my birthday and I was wondering if maybe that's my gift.

(Submitted by eatglue)

oh god, you know what i just realized? people add comments all the time, so when i finally finish all the reciepts up here, i'm just gonna have to go back and read them all again!!!! aaaahhhh!! this may never end!!!

(Submitted by cmp )

Does that mean there's gonna be a condom purchase in Derek's future? Damn, I guess that means I'll have to keep reading!!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DOES MATT WEAR BOXERS OR BREIFS?

(Submitted by Brian )

I really hate getting 97 cents in change. That's why I always keep a penny, a dime, and a quarter in my wallet. I usually use my Visa card at Wal*Mart any way. I'll bet Derek is still getting rid of all that cash he withdrew for Y2K.

(Submitted by Laramiekid )

matt kreig had to work on my birthday thank god so he would be there to make toe keys

(Submitted by Usagi )

I don't know what you bought, but at least they were cheap. No point buying useless junk if you can't get a good deal.