(Submitted by Barbara)

Hi..I just checked out your website. I thought it was..unique. I also save every receipt..almost.I am taking a class over the www and your site was given as a site to critique. Anyway ..it's cute! I like your responses to the FAQ section;) Take care Derek. Barbara

(Submitted by Russell)

I too,am a saver of useless items!!Who knows,you may one day have a "collectors item",Yah--Right!! IT COULD HAPPENAnyway I think your page was Good(different),but good!!

(Submitted by Russell)

I too, am a collector of useless items & I think you page was VERY GOOD,different,but GOOD

(Submitted by Kevin)

Hmmm...interestng very interesting

(Submitted by Fallus Grandus)

Most see only a useless novelty site. This abstract tale of one child's life begins humbly with a single crib. I felt the melancholy joy of seeing the baby finally achieve that first step of potty-training. I learned interesting facts about the tax laws of North Dakota and Minnesota. I was surprised at the end to find the FAQ and the revelation of a divorce which will be a major event to this child, though she doesn't yet realize how major. It is the real Truman show, without the cameras. I loved it. Never let this site become an incomplete story. I must be there for the end.

(Submitted by Heatherlynn)

what a site...my mother is an eye doctor at wal-mart, and i know she will get a kick out of it. i on the other hand am an employee of kmart...which is soo much nicer (and cleaner) than walmart.... :-)

(Submitted by uwiz)

i liked it a lot. it's like a very, very narrow window of web journal - like in gibson's _fragments of a hologram rose_, we only have this one fragment, and from that we have to try to build an image of derek. and just like trying to do that with just a bit of a hologram, everything's pretty fuzzy :)please continue scanning!

(Submitted by moorsker)

I dont know whats worse, that you actually wasted your time making this site, or that I wasted mine visiting it.

(Submitted by Craig)

I was challenged by a coworker of mine to provide just one shred of evidence that the Internet can be used for good...she never saw any. I had no reply...until I arrived here. What an awesome site. Matt Krieg=Jesus.

(Submitted by Essex Andy, friend of Essex Dave)

I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE FROM THE GREAT COUNTY OF ESSEX WHEN I SAY "GET A LIFE YOU SAD TOSSER"

(Submitted by Essex Andy)

if i ever see you (which is unlikely, the crap content of this site suggests very strongly that you r obviously American, where as I am from the green and pleasant land), remind me to hit you

(Submitted by Byron)

Your are my new God. Just slow down on the credit card usage OK. And start a running total of all your Wal-Mart purchases.

(Submitted by wal-mart employee)

Maybe you should try and get a wal-mart credit card that is only good towards wal-mart purchases they really are a good thing and that way you can track how much you spend at wal-mart each week -- month -- year. KEEP SHOPPING

(Submitted by Aron)

Man, you sure have a lot of time in your hands. Don't you have a hobby, like, say, collecting coins, and keeping it to yourself? Why don't you run to Walmart and see if you can get a life???

(Submitted by rita)

I got a real kick out of your site--very interesting. I shop at Wal Mart and am a believer in keeping receipts.

(Submitted by nene)

you seem to have time to work! did you buy a winning lotto ticket at wal mart?

(Submitted by amanda.)

i can proudly say that a started at the beginning and went all the way to the end...and i loved ever second of it! keep it up!!

(Submitted by Embs)

Wow. And I thought I didn't have a life. :o) You gonna share that Reese's with me or what?

(Submitted by Cherdy)

You bring new meaning to the phrase "keeping records".

(Submitted by Stupid Dumb Fuck)

This has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. Get a fuckin hobby or something.

(Submitted by jennifer)

I notice that in three years, you've never gone to Wal-Mart on my birthday, which is Nov. 5. Why is that? Is there something wrong with Nov

(Submitted by atevik)

In a way, I'm pretty impressed with people who can make reading receipts amusing. But I don't know what's worse: the fact that so many people wrote comments because they think they're comedic geniuses who can make even receipts funny or the fact that I *did* think it was really funny and actually became one of the aforementioned guilty parties. I think you should start an award for those of us who have accepted and conquered the Derek Wal-Mart Reciept Challenge and have actually read all the receipts chronologically. Since you've admitted to tracking your visitors anyway, it shouldn't be that tough. I *need* an award to vindicate the amount of time I spent here, either that or I need to finally know what a WM PAC - X is.

(Submitted by Geoffrey)

I was really wierded out by this at first. Then I read the FAQs. I was Impressed that you came up with a way to use this to practice your HTML and CGI stuff. I am learning a little at a time myself. I don't think I'll do something like this but it seems to have worked really well for you. Bravo!

(Submitted by G)

Read some postmodernist novels and then try to create one using the contents of this website. It would be difficult, but not impossible.However, I just cannot see what prompted you to say "Hey! I've got all these receipts, I've got a computer, PEOPLE WANT TO SEE MY RECEIPTS!!!"

(Submitted by Chris)

You are a very creative mind. I loved it! I have saved every check I have written since 1966. Gee..you just gave me an idea. It is interesting to see how prices have gone up such as groceries, daycare, electric, etc..

(Submitted by Sharon)

Started with the first and really became hooked so that I had to see it all the way through. Thanks for a delightful evening with lots of full-fledged belly laughs! I haven't had this much fun on the computer in a long time!! Now what does that say about me? Stick with it, Derek, you have a unique and fun thing going!

(Submitted by Sharon)

Thanks for a truly delightful, fun-filled evening. I started at the beginning and soon got so hooked I couldn't leave until I'd read each and every one. This evoked overwhelming belly laughs that really made me feel good! You have a very unique and entertaining thing going, Derek. Best of luck to you for striking out and making a success of a really silly idea!

(Submitted by Jilby)

Wow!! And I thought I was bored! No, really, this was a very creative idea. I also do most of my shopping at "Wallyworld", but I usually lose the receipts before I get home.I'm impressed.

(Submitted by Bad Bad Leroy Brown)

Don't start the slide show! It's evil. You can't stop!I was supposed to be doing my Prolog lab, you bastard; now look what you've done. Oh the humanity.

(Submitted by Funky Dung)

You've made the link of the day at User Friendly (www.userfriendly.org). I wonder how long it will take before you get linked at Slashdot (www.slashdot.org) and Blues News (www.bluesnews.com). :)I haven't contracted the productivity virus yet (ie not gotten involved in the slide show). However, what have seen has amused me. You're rather unique and creative. I'm not sure about your mental health, though. ;) I mean really - who saves WalMart receipts?BTW, I worked as an overnight stocker for the electronics department in a WalMart 2 years ago. It was a pretty lame place to work for a number of reasons. I needed the money though. Oh well, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?

(Submitted by Elizabeth)

What's interesting about this site is how little information you're really giving away and how that forces the readers to create their own story about you. I realize that wasn't your intention but I find the comments hilarious, especially the irate over-reators who seem somehow personally affronted that you created this site. Of course, on the other side of the coin you get the over-enthusiastic reader who starts looking for patterns, well, for meaning, in this collection. I mean, you have people claiming to be fans of Matt Krieg, store manager. It would interesting to analyze the site sociologically. But, of course, that's not the point. It's just for fun, right? See, I get it. The site and the comments were fun to read. No, I didn't read them all - maybe someday. I hope you're still enjoying the whole project.

(Submitted by Ed)

Interesting and amusing! I wish I had collected mine over the years!

(Submitted by Karen)

I'm impressed... I think sites like yours are what makes the WWW a very interesting place to be. You might as well put your receipts online... Much better than some sites out there. Keep up the good work, and keep having fun. K

(Submitted by Chris)

You have given hope to the rest of us. I now have the courage and inspiration to post my lifelong inspection sticker collection to share for the good of all mankind.

(Submitted by Sharlene)

Hi Derek,Got your site from third age. Read every receipt and all the comments.It was fascinating.Keep shopping!

(Submitted by Peter)

We dont have Wal Mart in Australia, the closest is K Mart. I feel you have too much time on your hands. Maybe a hobby would help....

(Submitted by cross-eyed)

Okay, I have to admit it -- I didn't read them all in one sitting, but I did read every one of them, from beginning to end -- hence the name. And now.. well, I have class tomorrow, so do you think that you could call the Dean and give him the real reason why I don't think I'll make it tomorrow? I have to congratulate you, Derek, not only on surviving potty training and for keeping a glorious garden, but for having such a firm grasp on pop culture. And I think I speak for all of us when I say that the ultimate reward for this -- the perfect climax, if you will -- would be a bunch of plane tickets so that we could see all of your merchandise in use... well, not all... keep the Trogans in the Briefs drawar, please.... And trust me, I WILL be back... some addictions just grab ahold of you before you even know what's happening....

(Submitted by Mel)

I once sent you an email when I first came across this site with, how shall we say, less than complimentary comments... I feel now upon contemplation and further giggly visits, that I was wrong and wish to apologise from the bottom of my heart! Your site is truly superior to my own (www.madmerlin.freeserve.co.uk ) Hail, oh great Dezza, you are a god of the net!! Keep up the good work! Merlin.

(Submitted by Satan)

Oh Dear Lord, I bow before you, Derek, Lord of Darkness, I only ask that you let me be your minion, and serve in some small way your fiendish plots to exploit the Internet to its fullest, you obssesive-compulsive freak.

(Submitted by Destany)

This is absolutely hysterical! I love it...it's very unique

(Submitted by Tony)

This site is like Mystery Science Theater meets performance art. The performers do something pointlessly stupid and the observers get to make pithy comments. The great advantage here is that I don't have to pay for admission nor have to pretend that the performance was "deep".

(Submitted by Byron)

I LOVE this site. The best part is the COMMENTS. MattKreig's#1FAN is awesome!!! I am MattKreig's#1FAN's #1FAN you are hilarious!!! This needs to be made into a documentary!! What kind of hits do you get??

(Submitted by Matt Beckett)

You unimmaginable bastard!!! Must you take everything for yourself? I thought of this idea!! Damn you, damn you to hell. I wanted one thing in my life that I could look at and say "that was my idea, I made that!" Can I have nothing for myself? Why, god? WHY?

(Submitted by jim hunt)

love the site, don't really get the comments, cos I'm from little old England, but good fun for a saturady afternoon

(Submitted by Jennifer)

I hate Wal Mart, but this is brilliant!

(Submitted by Arthur)

How am I going to tell my friends I had a great time reading reading user comments about walmart receipts? They won't know why the combination of dri- bottoms and a belt is extremely funny! .. I will NOT bookmark this site, I will NOT bookmark this site..

(Submitted by danielle)

why?

(Submitted by just a girl)

and to think there was a point in my life when I not only collected webpage links like this one but also collected receipts for who knows what. I got away from doing both of them activities and I hope that some day you will also unless you are having to much fun, then carry on dear, carry on! Peace

(Submitted by Rosebud)

I just love this site. You gave me huge laughs just when I needed them most. I long to visit a WalMart. Sad I know!

(Submitted by Teresa)

I can't believe I spent an hour here looking at all of your receipts as well as comments. LOL. I had fun...it was very interesting and original! I'm now visiting your homepage. Hope you have a GB there.

(Submitted by mike)

Derek-while i am not one to ever judge another..in this case,i feel like i have to .....even by MY standards,this IS strange.....and i'm enjoying it...

(Submitted by Chris)

This site is a masterpiece! Finally, the Internet has reached its full potential. Sites like eBay, Amazon.com, etc., are purely wastes of valuable bandwidth. Derek has taken the daring, innovative step of showcasing his life, to wit, his Wal*Mart reciepts, for our perusal. Through this vehicle, the Internet, we can all share in Derek's life. I applaud Derek for opening up and sharing of himself! We should all take a lesson from him and use this medium less for such frivolous means as mass capitalism and international trade but more for pursuits like the sharing of life!

(Submitted by biscuit barrel)

I loved the thought behind the site. I liked comments above about the running counter of how much you've spent. You're so lucky to have Walmart, I tried collecting my Waitrose receipts but they were not so good. One disturbing thing, you don't buy nearly enough biscuits! Have fun and open the curtains

(Submitted by Scott)

Guess it is like a car wreck, just had to look!

(Submitted by Ozibrenda)

We don't have Walmart down here in Australia but every time I visit the States I make a beeline for the local Walmart, usually Paducah KY and "shop till I drop" so I got a kick out of seeing those walmart receipts on your website. I'm hoping Walmart's online shopping page will service overseas orders someday but until then I just visit their website and "window shop".

(Submitted by kaykat)

I cannot believe I have spent an hour reading on this site, do you practice mind control? Is there a Walmart Cult?

(Submitted by 22twain)

YOU have WAY too much time on your hands kiddo. Get a job that PAYS and keep your MONEY, not your receipts...LOL

(Submitted by Jac'y)

My daughter forwarded this to me. Walmart is ok. They buy a lot of Made in Canada stuff which is where I am from. Have no complaints but I don't shop there very often. However, you remind me of my mother. She kept receipts too as do I and when my purse fills up, I know it's time to buy a new purse, such an old sentimentalist am I!

(Submitted by drachtungbaby)

This site is hilarious. I laughed my ass off with all the side comments. Sure its pointless, but who cares? - as long as its entertaining. Congratulations on creating a new art form!

(Submitted by Jackie)

what an incredible waste of time.

(Submitted by gary )

A bit mad, but why not. Hello from the United Kingdom. I work for ASDA which has just been bought out by Walmart. Gung Ho Friends.

(Submitted by Aimee)

I'm not sure wether I want to cry or laugh... But I MUST give you kudos. As a fellow keeper of all I can't think of a greater way to share it all... And all those relatives who make judgement on me, well there going to get an e-mail with your website referenced!! You go ...

(Submitted by tomty)

you could just for once be really exciting and get a reciept from another fucking shop in town like hellooooooooo!!!! since 1996 shopping in Wal mart have you not copped on ....

(Submitted by Gidget)

Derek, don't listen to those losers who put down your site. It's great! I started reading and quickly became addicted. I even got my friends hooked. One thing though, now that I've read all the way through, what will I do with myself? I can see me now, sitting around longing for the good ole days when Ryan Hoage was the manager.....

(Submitted by Pam)

You, sir, are a very brave person to let the whole world know what you bought when! Didn't read it all; but it inspired me to start saving my Meijer reeipts, and Meijer are open 24-hours! Fun site; anyone who gives you grief should get a life of their own!

(Submitted by Dave)

Thanks for the laughs!

(Submitted by Malahn)

Dude! You rule!

(Submitted by JoJo)

OK, here's a good story: We live in East Central FL and last fall we had to evacuate to the boonies of the Panhandle to escape Hurricane Floyd. Finally ended up in Bonifay and asked a Pizza Hut waitress what there was to do there...after asking incredulously, "Here?!?" she continued, "...well, there's a Wal-Mart in Chipley!" Boy, do those folks know how to live or what...anyway, great site :-)

(Submitted by don)

I just freaked out ! I stayed in the US for 4 months and liked WM a lot - we jokes a lot about it. This site is a piece of art - a great project ! keep it up

(Submitted by dan)

As a stockholder of Wal-Mart I say "Thanks for your support".

(Submitted by package deal)

this is hysterical. Demented and sad...... but riveting none the less....

(Submitted by Carol)

I truly enjoyed your site, and hope you got as many smiles or chuckles from the comments you recieved that were anti ...against. Your site is really good :)

(Submitted by employee)

derek funny! did you know WAL-MART employees get an associate discount card it's good for 10% off. a part-time job there could possably save you thousands of dollars. signed your friendly nebourhood wal-mart associate allways-Canada

(Submitted by melon)

This is art. truly mind blowing. (Submitted by Gabrielle)

Believe it or not, I have every receipt I've received since 1983!!! I started saving them for budgeting purposes, but now it's an obsession. They are all saved in envelopes in my desk drawer. It's almost to the point where they'll no longer fit in the one drawer and I've thought of culling them. Which to get rid of? The oldest? All of them? Why save them? What good is a budget after the fact? When I read about your site in our local Atlanta free weekly newspaper, Creative Loafing, I just had to check it out. I've only skimmed the surface, but I love the concept. Do you think maybe you're a little anal-retentive obsessive-compulsive? Good, the most interesting people are! Also, I wonder if you don't buy odd things just because you know people will wonder about your purchases. Surely your displays affect your purchasing habits.......I hear you're a "hottie" - wonder how I can find out.

(Submitted by beez)

Derek, You're a genius. I read through the entire thing in one sitting. I while I was flipping to the next receipt, I would be wiping tears from my eyes from the previous comments. I had plans with friends today and showed up late. The explanation that I was reading WalMart receipts online gave them shudders. One warning for a WalMart plant buyer such as yourself: I lived in Fort Lauderdale for a few years and two people were bitten by rattlesnakes in the WalMart. (Specifically the Plantation WalMart if anyone wants to look if this info is on the Web.) Apparently wherever they store the larger potted plants for WM is also home to pygmy rattlesnakes. They wrap themselves around the base of the plants, blend in with the soil so no one notices them and then end up in the store. When people go to bring the plant to the register to ring it up, they grab it from the base and WHAMMO! snakebite. Good thing the plants are apparently kept near the sporting goods because I believe they dispatched one snake with a golf club or baseball bat I think. So Derek, shop carefully and keep posting those receipts.

(Submitted by Denise)

They say you can tell alot about someone by their receipts!!! YIKES..

(Submitted by the captain)

You know. This site has a bit of an odd fascination for me. I'm ashamed. You know, I don't believe that if I found all of these receipts in some toaster box on the side of the road I'd read any of them. Maybe to see if I had any of the crap on the recepits and try to return it for some quick cash. Hey, who am I kidding: WalMart doesn't want receipts. You can buy and outfir there once, wear it for a while, then take it back and get a different one. And do it over and over. They don't mind. They don't need a receipt. It's just how they are. www.espionage- enterprises.com thanks

(Submitted by Lynette)

Wow! I just happened to stumble across your Walmart site and became oddly fascinated with how utterly ridiculous it is. Seeing that others had made comments about visiting your personal web page and how some thought that you were hot, I have to admit that I became quite curious. I just about fell out of my chair when I read up on your past and I realized that I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH YOU IN SIDNEY, MT!! You graduated 2 years before I did, but I guess that just goes to show you what a small world this is. Congrats on your new-found and oddly-derived success. Best of luck to you in the future!

(Submitted by Barb)

Cool idea! If you do this for years and years then people can look up what things cost years ago; like with old newspapers. Very pop culture-- very Andy Warhol like!!

(Submitted by laura)

For the first time in my life......I am at a loss for words.....

(Submitted by Wendy & Heidi)

Um.....yeah.....and the point of this website is???

(Submitted by donna)

I'm not sure what it is you are trying to tell us. How did you decide to save these and why

(Submitted by Gracie Groove)

yanno the people who are telling you to get a life wouldn't be doin so if they had one of their own. You may have spent your time putting the site up, but they actually spent time goin through it so who are they to talk? Personally I'm at work and couldn't be bothered, but if you want to scan every reciept you ever used who am I to say it's wrong? You may not like me running a porn site full of every great pic I've ever leeched but to each his own, right? go for what you know and don't let these nuckaheads keep you from making the best wal-mart reciept site ever!

(Submitted by Dean )

Dude Did you know Wal-Mart keeps track of your purchases? Also you might Aught to Watch what your AScanning Because someone might give up a Credit card number On the reciept. You are truly weird but have fun Dean

(Submitted by Ann-Marie)

I think your gest book is realy cool. I wish mine could be this cool. well got to go white back soon.

(Submitted by grace)

My friend and I are always at wal-mart. When people ask us what we did were like oh we went shopping, and they're like really, where? the mall, mexico, or some thing like that. we're like no we were at wal-mart. They think were weird cause we're always there. I'm glad you have this site, it's cool!!

(Submitted by abdi)

Derek, I dreamt about you last night. We were flying in a 707 together and it crashed. Sorry man.

(Submitted by gamedude)

I bet you'll be a star, a star Iz tellz ya!!!

(Submitted by Evelyn B.)

VERY CLEVER!!!!

(Submitted by michael Harrison)

What are ya a Dumbass? Ive never seen a more senseless waste of time and webspace. You must be a shithead stupid gay tranni freak you dumbass.

(Submitted by phu)

oh my gosh, what is wrong with you, go get a life and quit scanning your reciepts...i dont' see KEEPING them a big deal, but scanning and putting them on the internet? okay...that's a little over board...heh...

(Submitted by Johan)

It appears from your receipts that Wal-Mart has everything..... Except a life to sell you! I kinda feel some pity though. Wait a sec...... underroos?! Forget about the pity.

(Submitted by Sue)

Why? Why would someone do that? I don't get it. Why?

(Submitted by Lib&Sarah&Krit)

We were very impressed with your site. We are pleased to find someone with the same amount of usless time on their hands as us and for that we applaud you! GOOD LUCK!!

(Submitted by Anna)

Well I thought I saw everything untill I saw this page. I think its ok though, all hope is not lost. I know the name of a good shrink who could help you with these feelings you have to save such wortless junk and then share them with the world. Its ok I was once in a mental hospital and im ok now with myselves. Wanna know how we escaped the mental hospital? We ate our way out. Take care - Anna

(Submitted by Jim)

There's a 24-hour wal*mart in LaCrosse, WI, where I bought my mom's birthday present. You know the "nature's touch" lamps and waterfall candle holders...she loves it!!!

(Submitted by Mrs, Carrie Ann Brooks)

Well, Derek, I must give you credit, much credit, for being a humorously creative person. Now that you are posting these receipts on the internet and can refer to your own webpage do you STILL keep all the receipts? I have to tell you as a newlywed, I can only imagine how your obsession to keep all your receipts will drive your wife CRAZY, unless you are already married and driving her crazy. But perhaps she will be so endeared to you and amused by you she will just laugh it off. I would love to see more webpages from you, Derek. I am quite certain there is so much more you could do. I can only imagine your potential.

(Submitted by Jill)

well derek...what can i say except my accountant would love you. happy shopping

(Submitted by Elizabeth)

what a wonderous site!A great sociological phenom...keep on shopping...and have a good time with the fame!!!

(Submitted by TINKY )

DEREK I"M ONTO YOU! i think you wrote all the nice comments that people wrote in your guestbook. no one in their sane mind would find your receipts from WAAAAAAALMART by any means enjoyable or interesting. eat mothballs and ENJOY!

(Submitted by nat rat)

hey derek! you r pretty weird. your site is funny! i started going through the receipts from the beginning to the end. im bored.

(Submitted by K-Mart Employee)

Dear Derek, Do you dislike my store? When will I see a Kmart reciept page that is as ingenious as yours!?!? Man, if only we had more people like you.

(Submitted by stef p)

All these 'get a life' and 'waste of time' comments are the REAL sad ones...Derek, youv'e created a real social commentary...shop on!

(Submitted by harold)

i didnt believe in god untill i saw this web page.....i have been saved!

(Submitted by nat rat)

hey derek! i checked out the newest of your reciepts. u sure do go shopping a lot!

(Submitted by Tania Lewis)

Dear Derek, I had a scream. This is the craziest site. People like you make the world an interesting place. I wonder what people would make of my receipts? I'm from Oldham, England and some of the things on your receipts I heven't even heared of!! And I used to be a Shopping Mall Manager!!!! Keep shopping XX

(Submitted by Pat Talley)

Hi, Derek, My son works for Walmart in Plano, Texas....WOW ! will he get a kick out of your site. Keep on Keeping on...I love it !!

(Submitted by Rachel)

Wonderful site! I happen to love wal-mart, especially since I'm a college student, who also needs a site like this to distract them. Good idea, keep it up!

(Submitted by cee cee)

Derek, you are one brave dude.

(Submitted by Pookie)

I just wanted to tell you that you are not alone. I have every Wal-Mart receipt starting with the day I got my first apartment in April 1997. However I DO have a reason for saving mine. Insurance, Proof of Purchase. Most of my 1997 receipts for major items. I also get Social Security and I have to prove that I'm broke in order to keep my health insurance. I have to send them coppies of all of my receipts. I keep them even after I've sent the coppies just incase they lose their copy or they give me some kind of problem. It is a good idea to scan them because they do fade. As far as posting them on this web site, I wanted to tell you that it could be handy for people needing to know the cost of something but they don't want to go out just for that reason. If you listed the individual items in alabetical order and put the receipt date next to it, this site could serve as a great price index.

(Submitted by we N/A)

Derek, we night auditors read the new comments on this site every night that we work, it is very interesting,although people may down grade it, and make their lame comments, i think it is incredible how many people take time to "add there own " lame comments,but we enjoy checking out the different personality's and remarks, to bad some people have no respect. keep up the good work.

(Submitted by baddoodoo)

i have to agree with what you father said about playing with your soft spot. but it is an intresting idea.

(Submitted by Lady Tynwia)

I love your site. It is a peek into one families life. Sorta enthralled me like a soap opera. Isnt it funny that one can almost form what sort of lifestyle others have by looking into their shoppin cart? I shall return to catch the next episode!!! Keep shopping and scanning i await with baited (not fish bait either) breath. And to those of u who think this was a waste of time.....As Thumper would say..."If you cant say anything nice ..dont say nuttin at all." OH hey.. My sis and I have a question... did u ever return anything?? That there could be a spin off of this website!!!HEHEHHAHA. Laters! Lady Tynwia

(Submitted by Novarse)

Das some funny shit. I feel proud to be on such a fine site. You will be very famous one day, I can see it...

(Submitted by donald70s)

Hey buddy, Your website kicks ass! It's useless, pointless, devoid of intelligence, boring with all these damn pop-up windows for your f**kin' adds, but full of humor! I really believe I will never visit this page again, but carry on, you seem to have many fans! Furthermore, your site increased my Canadian proud! Thanx a lot!

(Submitted by sarah)

It's only decent & right that you should enjoy an standing discount at Walmart.... you are doing more for their publicity & business than most of their employees. I think you ought to submit all your work to one of the Wal- Execs, and turn this baby into some montrous advertising campaign. You deserve a reward!

(Submitted by mantagal)

A kindred soul who saves receipts. Mainly though, in my case, I need to get a refund. How did you know so many people would like your site and read all the comments? Anyway, greetings from Australia, where sadly there is no Wal-Mart. Will you continue until the child has moved out of home and got married?

(Submitted by Mystica24 )

Well I tell ya! I was just browsing stuff on Walmart and I must say, you are one kookie guy to put up your receipts. You're just like me!! lol I throughly enjoyed the site :)

(Submitted by Serge )

Vous n'avez pas envie de changer de magasin ??

(Submitted by Fucker with a life )

Holy shit. You dumbass fucker. You put your WAL-MART RECEIPTS on a web page. Just think about it for a second. WAL-MART SHOPPING RECEIPTS. It sounds dumber each time you say it. You would think that in this day and age people could figure out better uses for the internet. Hell, a history of your defocation habits would be more productive. At least scientists could study it or some shit. And as if that weren't bad enough, I'm reading the accounts of these directinless souls who were "skeptical at first, but soon became incredibly addicted". Please, do yourselves a favor and put a bullet through your brain. It's a FUCKING SERIES OF WAL-MART RECEIPTS. How the fucking hell could that possibly be interesting??? If any hackers are reading this, do peoples bandwidth's a fovor and shut this site down. HOLYSHITMOTHERFUCKINGTURDPILE. Get a life. PLEASE.

(Submitted by Fucker with a life )

Hell, while I'm at it, I'd like to discount the arguments people have against the hate mail this place gets. Some of you say that people who take time to say that you have no life must not have one of their own. Brain capacity permitting, take a minute to compare the time it takes to write a one-paragraph complaint to scanning and posting every single Wal-mart receipt you get. If anyone has too much time on their hands, it's those people boasting how they do the same with their receipts. Some of you complain about our lack of respect. How respectful is it to clog up our search results with this kind of crap? Last, but by no means least, I would like to adress those who give this site positive comments. I hope (nay, I pray) that you are simply newcomers to the internet, and do not yet realize it's potential. For these ignorant newbies, I recommend looking up something RELEVANT. You will be amazed at what you can find.

(Submitted by Joelpatrick )

I just got done watching internet tonight with you on it and went straight to your page. Interesting. Don't worry about those rude people. Atleast you've been on national television and you're getting a lot of hits from the publicity. You should join one of those pay- per-click programs now that you're getting all this traffic.

(Submitted by doughboylady )

I think your great with this page. Keep going with Wal Mart and dont care about what other people say bad about you. I just have one question do you know how much you have spent since you began.Could you let me know please. Thanks

(Submitted by Darcy )

I think it's great that you've done something like this. Is it a crime to make someone laugh a little. Just so you know, I smiled!

(Submitted by mc )

This is everything the internet was meant to be. why can't anyone else get it right?

(Submitted by Laura )

Hi Derek. I'm here because I just saw your site reviewed in the September issue of Fortean Times. It just hit the stands- get yours now. Cool site, but I still think WalMart is destroying America- as the book title suggests. (How WalMart is Destroying America is the title..)

(Submitted by Jess )

Finally, somebody who understands the whole point of the Internet--disseminating totally worthless but fun information. Too bad so many people seemed to miss the point entirely. From one obsessive receipt collector to another, thanks for a laugh at the end of a crappy day.

(Submitted by votecrosby )

Hey Derek, Great site. It entertained me to no end. The comments about what you've bought make it nicely funny, and it's interesting to be able to trace the way your life changes by watching what you buy at the store of all stores.

(Submitted by Channon )

Hey AGIAN! I really think this is a kewl site. Other ppl may say you're weird,have no life,or are just plain a loser. But not me. I wil always appreciate your Wal-Mart reciept website. I shall tell all my friends about this site. Ooohhh,have you been to the Bob page? It's keeeewl too! Love you! Channon

(Submitted by civicgsr )

dude this has to be the greatest site ever. i see you get this all the time but its true.

(Submitted by Magenta )

you rock man!

(Submitted by Freak )

What the hell is this? Why would anyone care what the hell you bought at a damn walmart store for the last 3 years or even the last 3 days. What kind of people actually look at this site. You all need to get a life!!

(Submitted by deidre )

found your site in shift & wanted to let you know that i have enjoyed my visit. and your picture in the magazine is cuteness. :)

(Submitted by Peggy )

I thought I would wall paper a room with all my receipts since I manage to visit the store almost every day. Once you retire, it is a neet place to run into some of your friends and kill some time.

(Submitted by Jennifer )

Hey Derek, Read about your receipts in Shift. Gotta say I was intrigued and had to check out your site. I know you get a lot of bad feedback, but I think your idea is very cool. Artistically speaking, this is very fresh. I think the doing things for no reason concept is fun. The big why-question mark you encounter when you look at your site is what grabs peoples attention. When it comes down to it, that is all that really matters. Bad feedback is better than no feedback at all, right? Besides do we really need to understand EVERYTHING? I also really dig the abbreviated products,the codes, and numbers. There they are, plain as day, printed on paper, given to us to keep every time we buy something at Wal-Mart. Some Wal-Mart system understands what they mean, but what are they to us? Just abbreviations, codes and numbers that collectively record what we bought. I find it fun to wonder what this product was and what this code might have meant. All of this is reflecting on you personally because they all are YOUR receipts, instead of some receipts you may have found. Everyone is trying to figure you out, dude! How cool is that?! I might sound weird, but I like your obsessive-compulsiveness . I have actually thought of doing similar things, but I can't tell you what. Guy like you might take my idea and run. Technically speaking, your site could be more interactive. Great concept overall! Keep keeping in on, Derek! No matter what they say! I look foward to seeing more of your work.

(Submitted by LiquidChic )

Your a bit sad really arent you? Dont you have anything better to do? I BIN my receipts HARHARHARHARHAR

(Submitted by [CWA]Rasta )

I'm glad to see your last purchase was for something useful, to get out of your face, never expected to get caught out did u Derek, a pot, two tubes of glue, those classic tools for a glue sniffer Derek, mind u I’d take to glue sniffing, to make me feel normal if I was you, go on now fill ya pot and take a good deep breath. Explains everything…

(Submitted by HatCHeT )

.......oh dear....... what's next? the cardboard tubes from inside bog roles?

(Submitted by Robert )

just found your web site in NET WEEK an Australian internet guide. congrats! you made the weirdest of the world column,and we found it amusing, and passed it on to other non-magazine reading people!!!!!

(Submitted by RastaMan )

I have looked through your receipts and found no purchases of wank mags, plenty of tissues mind, you must have ‘HUGE’ balls m8. I take my hat off to ya (as long as ya dont fill it wid sperm)

(Submitted by mikey )

A postmodern statement on our disposable culture, you should have a computer set on this site sitting in an art gallery i think

(Submitted by Trekkinguy )

wow! i dont know what it is, i know they're just receipts, but i'm laughing my ass off at these!! i think its great! i'll keep coming back, and i wish i could see the future and see this site 5 years from now! maybe 50 years from now we can look back through history from the beginings buying your kids diapers, to looking at receipts of you buying your own diapers!

hehe! :)

(Submitted by Steve )

I must say this website was difficult to find. To be quite honest I'm not sure it was worth the effort. I wouldn't have even looked except for your stint on Wait, Wait don't tell me". Now that I found it I must say it is unique.

(Submitted by Matt )

I myself found your site quite easily after listening to Wait Wait. And I think it's pretty cool. I've seen MUCH more effort put into bigger wastes of time on the net. :-) good luck! -matt

(Submitted by Donna )

Hi Derek! I'm in Connecticut. I heard you talking about your website on National Public Radio this morning. I logged on and typed in Derek's Big WalMart Page and found it in less than a minute. I love America!

(Submitted by john )

hi. i heard you this morning on "wait, wait, don't tell me!" and decided now would be a good time to follow the advice in the fortean times and look up your site. you must be a genius to have come up with this idea.

(Submitted by Christy )

I too heard you on "Wait, Wait..." Congrats on your air time.

(Submitted by I don't remember )

You could go to Cancun, they have a Waaaalmart there, except they call it VallllMaaaaart, right next to the Sahm's Club. I went, it was cool.

(Submitted by FOX )

Congrates on capitalizing on the latest craze. We now have reality web. Exactly like reality TV, but different. And remember people who hate it are just jealous, cause they did not think of it first. Any way keep scanning. It gives something to muse at at work. Keep it real babe.

(Submitted by Charline )

oh, I really do like this site... I just enjoy readng through it, I find the visitor's comments very interesting. I am really glad you brought a site like this one into existence. Thank you very much.

(Submitted by Critic )

I'm sure you eat at McDonald inside those dirty and crowded WalMarts, you spend your nights sleeping in their garden section (dreaming that you are in tropical Hawaii) and shit and piss in Walmart's filthy restrooms.. I think Walmart guys should give you 'Moron' of the century trophy. So long Wally..

(Submitted by janda )

Great idea ! It would be much funnier though if you managed to collect random lost receipts from other people and give running commentary. Try another chain as well!! Target, K-mart etc etc.

(Submitted by Katie )

Dude you are seiously the wierdest guy in the world! But never the less i actuallly find you web site very entertaining, and i will be back to look at more of your receipts( that sounds so wierd when you say it out loud) Goodbye

(Submitted by Amanda )

Can we say "too much free time"?

(Submitted by Marty )

Great site, my man! I always enjoy adding to my list of ways to procrastinate and avoid responsibility, and this site is defintely one of them! Be sure to visit Marty's Super Wal-Mart Adventure! Fans of this site might enjoy it. http://members.aol.com/Sarasot a25/Walmart.html

(Submitted by Laura )

hi..well...I am really bored right now.. So I added up the 96' and 97' receipts and you had a total of 1,468.31 $..That's only 43 trips to wal-mart..geez. and most of the trips were for wipes and diapers..and if we're lucky a bra. Well I aplaud you for your...strange but interestin site. btw. how long did it take u to scan all of these receipts?

(Submitted by Jessica (walmart associate) )

Awsome idea for a page!!!!!

(Submitted by Ashley )

I think I like this....Pretty neat!:) I was looking through my Seventeen Magazine and I came across your site address I Like this... I think it is very different and cool!!!!

(Submitted by Triad_The_Trickster )

Hiya! I just thought you might like to know you were on Daily Radar.com's Daily Ect ect, Actully thats how I found this thing. You should be honored really, actully I doubt anyone really cares, at least people who go to Daily Radar, Um the Video Game place....like yeah Laterz

(Submitted by Triad_Again )

Let me state A few things actuly, Wall mart isen't the worst place in the world but not the best. See Before Walla Mart would be Target, and Before Target would be Any store that specializes in something (Ex. A Comic Store for Comics) ABove those would be a Mall. Below Wallmart would be K-Mart, or Should I say Kame-Apart, And all those cheap bastard crap stores like the 99 cent store. Oh yeah Ya Know here where I live on the Playsation2 Launch date 50 People said they were gonna beat the shit out of the wall mart manager, and they started a riot. the man had to be taken home in a cop car for god's sake

(Submitted by ESSEX BOB )

Ive seen some sad shit in my life but this takes some beating. You were right Sue..."I keep all my receipts" Buddy you are one sad cunt..GET A LIFE.

(Submitted by Lollie )

What a great site this is! Totally hilarious and easy to navigate too. I hope you'd like to add http://www.lollie.com/happy/gi ggle10.html to your pro- Walmart links. It's a sad story about my terrible riding accident.... but at least it has a happy ending thanks to you know who. :)

(Submitted by Rachel )

In one sentence: This is the saddest site i have ever been to.

(Submitted by hofman )

we have an album called keep your receipts and deny everything, but that's kind of a joke. this is just sick. http://www.fasterdaddy.co.uk

(Submitted by Andie )

********************:+:HeY i Saw Your Site Addy In my SevenTeen Mag.. SO i Checked It OUt! It's UniQUe.. I like the Idea! =0).. SO i was SO Sweet And PoLIte To Sign Your GUestBoOKie.. Please Go and SIgn MIne.. www.surf.to/RoxyBeach ( enter the page.. then click on the left link labeled *poolside* and siGn the BooKIE.. thanx SO much =0):+:************************ ******************************

(Submitted by Deinse )

hey, this is one of the coolest web site that i have ever seen, your like exactly like me, i love wal mart, you can get ANYTHING there... and i always save my receipts... this is a strang world, because of people like you and me, thats what makes us all not go insain... E- mail me people....

(Submitted by Bonnie )

I just looked at your website and I think it is interesting. I don't see why people are so mean to other people, if you want to save things and show it on the internet then go ahead, more power to you.

(Submitted by Josh )

I can't believe that there is really site devoted to receipts from Wal-Mart. I have to say though, kudos to Derek for saving them all. Did you ever purchase anything 'racy'?

(Submitted by Emily )

I have to say that I thought I was the only one who was a total and complete Wal-Mart nut. I love Wal-Mart and have every recipt. Hilarious site!

(Submitted by Melanie )

I havent finished looking through all your receipts, my eyes hurt ;) anyways when I DO finish I will leave another message in your guestbook. I think its pretty nifty that you had this quest of scanning all your Wal-Mart receipts!In fact you should be quite happy that thats not where you do all your shopping because if you did you would have to work pretty much like a slave on this site! I think I am going to link you up to my site...I like Wal-Mart... "There must be a method to this madness!"

(Submitted by Elizabeth )

Hey! Just wanted to tell you if you didn't know, you're featured in Seventeen magazine! Dec2000 w/Kirsten Dunst on the cover.. It says "WEIRD WIDE WEB" Want proof that just about anything is on the Internet? Check out Derek's Big Website of Wal-Mart Purchase Receipts (Lightning.prohosting.com/~receipts). Derek's records date back to 1996. You can look at each receipt and comment on what he bought, whether it's cleaner and mouthwash (June 4, 2000) or a "human skull" (September 6, 1998). Let's hope he was getting an early jump on Halloween. Very well organized :) Keep up the good work:)

(Submitted by michelle )

Hey Derek I just heard about u and your website in my seventeen magazine its pretty cool i think. You buy a lot at walmart it seems! But thats ok.Pretty cool!

(Submitted by Tony )

I collect movie ticket stubs. I have them back to Raiders of the Lost Ark. maybe I'll make a page of them someday. Oh well. Have a Wal Mart kinda day!!

(Submitted by Hurkon )

One Question: WHY?

(Submitted by Troy )

WHATS UP

(Submitted by Orient Meat Pie )

Similar to your own obsession, I collect ticket stubs from Leyton Orient games, as well as my old season ticket books. With our common interests in mind, coupled with the recent acquisition of Asda by Wal- Mart, I would like to ask you a serious question. How do they carve the little balls out of a block of Emmentaal? I personally suspect they use the same machine that puts the peanuts into M&Ms, but in reverse gear. My mate reckons they make the cheese with tiny sticks of dynamite in like Jerry the mouse uses, and then when they bake the cheese, the oven gets hot enough and the little bombs explode inside the cheese, making perfectly spherical 'craters'. But I don't believe him. That would just be too silly. Bye.

(Submitted by Lola Potter )

Derek: I cannot imagine going to Wal-Mart as much as you do. Why would anyone go to Wal-Mart a half-dozen times in a month? Do you live near Wal-Mart or do you live AT Wal-Mart? Has is affected your general disposition or propensity for depression?

(Submitted by Nikiya )

Well, I had a useless site I was about to publish on, "The clunkiest cars in my county." Until, I got threatened of being sued for using pictures of other ppl's cars without permission. Hence, the page never got published...

(Submitted by JuJuMonkeyGirl )

Hey, ur site is the bombdiggity! I saw the article in seventeen and saw the reciept was from Dilworth, MN....and i was like i used to play volleyball in that town. Fargo-Moorehead kicks ass!!! I used to live there and its the all-time best city (basically). Walmart is cool! BigK comes in a close second. Well, anytime im bored im gonna come here and see what the hell u bought from walmart that day.

(Submitted by sam )

This is a very unusual place

(Submitted by Autumn )

i'm almost positive that you are my new hero...

(Submitted by Viola Shepherd )

Like, WOW

(Submitted by michelle )

i loved it...you crack me up

(Submitted by Linda )

I work at Waukesha WI Wally-World.I also save receipts, actually, I save a lot of things. Cool site,Sam Walton would have gotten a kick out of it!

(Submitted by raul )

i have no idea how i found this site, i hope you start saving target receipts.hahaha

(Submitted by in lieu of reed )

i figured since i've been posting here for almost a year that i might as well sign in. hello... is there a door prize?

(Submitted by Ashley )

I think everyone here who gave you a negative comment should just shut up becuase they're just jealous of your cool site. I think this is a very cool site, becuase it's completely insane! True, I don't have a huge interest to look at your receipts, but when i searched on Yahoo under walmart and I found this link, I couldn't help but click on it and check this all out. I think you have a great sense of humor, and I like your FAQ's. Keep up the good work.

(Submitted by Scott )

When I first saw this site..I thought it was the dumbest thing i'd ever seen..but it's actually really cool..but my paychecks come from target and i'm loyal to them..but hey maybe i should start a target site

(Submitted by me )

Interesting when you have nothing to do!

(Submitted by Leslie )

I just wanted to say that your site was also in the Seventeen Magazine for the month of December. It was part of the "weird wide web". My site is pointless... it's what a bored teenager can come up with... I guess it's just all about me. Check it out somtime!!! www.geocities.com/leslielollip op/index.html Thanks!! And good luck!!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DEREK, ROCK ON WITH YOUR BAD SELF! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOUR DRI-BOTTOM BUYS NEXT!

(Submitted by JMe )

Just when I thought I'd run out of sites to spend the countless hours parusing. Thank you, Derek. One little suggestion. It would be nice if you put tyme and date stamps for the comments. Mayhaps, yes?

(Submitted by Laura )

This is a really cool site. Thanks Derek. I work for wal mart maybe i should save all my reciepts too

(Submitted by Gail )

Creative site, who would have thought. I like the comment on Kmart having better kids clothes ( yes, I dont have a live either) You are right. They do have better kids clothes. Walmarts just dont hold up for young kids. Keep shopping~

(Submitted by Elise )

derek, you have restored my faith in humanity. I understand everything now. watch out for the buffalo herds...

(Submitted by Nicole )

I love it...your page is hilarious. I'll most certainly be back. -Nicole

(Submitted by christo )

Well it is nice to no that their is a place for all the in breading hillbillies to go to see what their inbred mutant child is getting as a gift. Enjoy your family reunion at the snack bar and please where a condom next time.I think they sell them at the walmart (right next to the bails of hay)

(Submitted by tiffany )

just one question...are you from the south? Texas, arkansas or kentucky maybe? that would just explain this all

(Submitted by koko )

well, derek, you are one weird dude, and you seem to spend an awful lot of time at Walmart! Personally, I find going there comparable to the time I had dry socket when my wisdom teeth were removed, but what the heck...could I send you my shopping list?

(Submitted by confused )

I came to check this out because my husband said it was funny. Looks like many people like this sort of this - enjoy. I, however do not! Bye!

(Submitted by Shannon )

I love walmart too!

(Submitted by Logan )

Dear Derek, Please display pictures of you lighting your hair on fire and putting it out with a sledge hammer. Your friend, Logan PS: Please display receipt for sledge hammer. ASS!!!!!!

(Submitted by jessica )

i cant belive you have nothing better to do with your time than to record all your walmart reciepts onto a webpage. thats all i have to say. LOSER!!!

(Submitted by A.K. )

What an enormous pile of steaming goat load.But I do see the humor in it.But c'mon man....

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all )

I'm your biggest fan Derek! Your biggest! Think big, then multiply it by huge, then again by enormous: that's how much of a fan of yours i am. I read the last the entries in here assaulting Derek character and questioning his Godliness and i have to tell you, i won't stand for it. It pains me to see the writings of idiots, but i read every one of them because it amuses me that there are so many "losers" out there and they are so intent on showing off their stupidity. People who sign after me, go ahead and prove yourselves stupid by insulting that which is much superior to you, but rest assured i will come back to laugh at your pathetic writings.-derek's servant forever, Timmy!

(Submitted by Eric's little sister )

I can't believe my brother, the worlds most busy guy, not only spent time here, but thought it worthwhile enough to send me here too! Eric, your as goofy as this site! :o)

(Submitted by Paul,Tasha & Sally )

Great website, Prince! Got any TK Maxx receipts??

(Submitted by Ali-G )

Da reseats are kewl!!! Massive Respeck from da Staines Massive.

(Submitted by Corey )

Found the site in Gear magazine's virtual insanity column. Too funny! You need to buy a digital camera so we can see a picture of what you bought next to the receipt, and maybe the cashier as well.

(Submitted by Veronica Myers )

Wal-Mart is the greatest store ever! I go there at least once a day. Thank God for 24 hour Supercenters!

(Submitted by karl & hunter )

this site is the biggest pile of pants on the net. you should get a life you sad gay twat.

(Submitted by Erin )

I thought this was a very interesting site. What made you decide to do this?? How long will you continue this? Are you sure you save every receipt from Wal-Mart?

(Submitted by waterboy )

I think that this site is a good idea to hear comments from all different kinds of people. I guess the only receipt that made ideas pop into my head was the first receipt with the crib. It made me think about when I was young and I made my grandma fetch my blanket. I would sit in my crib and throw it across the room. Then I cried until she brought it back to me. I would do this until I fell asleep.

(Submitted by Autumn* )

Hahaha..I wish I have been to Wal*Mart this many times.

(Submitted by jack )

I think your website is the best site in existence!

(Submitted by Justin )

What is the point of putting this website somewhere where ordinary people can access it. This site warps the mind and I have to agree with my friends Karl and Hunter who signed your gest book earlier GET A LIFE!!!!!

(Submitted by Bryn )

By the Gods, I can't believe I read over 50 pages of comments. Derek, ignore the rude ppl. Anyone who has a website that has over 50 pages of comments is to be admired. Saw the reccomendation in 17 mag. I am proud to say that I have never nor will ever shop at Wal~mart, but Your site is cool nonetheless. I'm glad there's interesting stuff like this on the 'net. If anybody else has enough time to read all these comments, please visit my website - http://www.angelfire.com/oh2/B ryn I'll be linking to this site soon. May the Goddess Bast smile upon all of you and may you never have to invoke me, Bryn, the Goddess of Unrequited Love. Pity me, I'm in love with Ares, the God of War. Love to all ~ Bryn

(Submitted by Bill Bennett )

Youll be pleased to know im starting a uk version of this site soon - with tescos receipts.

(Submitted by Sonja )

You just have waaaay too much time on your hands!

(Submitted by Justin And Rob )

Get a Life You big Copy CAt i have a website just like this but its only with the 7-11! I'm going to beat you into the ground you sorry excues for a dumb-ass! Email me me back to see Justin And robs 7 -11 website of fun!

(Submitted by roseyonprozac )

who the hell starts a site about reciepts from a shopping centre somewhere i've never been before i mean who the hell are you? are you crazy are you psycotic i think you are all sick! SICK SICK people shopping reciepts? crazy i cant belive im even writing this.

(Submitted by AbyssKnight )

Such inspiration, such power, such greatness. I am stunned.

(Submitted by ladywildcat )

I LOVE this site!!!!

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(Submitted by Yvee )

whoa, thanx alot for starting my friend on this fuc**** "hobby" u should try doing something normal like collecting stamps or some such shit lol ******************************

(Submitted by umm )

WHY WOULD ANY ONE HAVE TIME FOR THIS?!?! WAL-MART RECEPTS??!?!?!?!? WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR LIFE?!?!!??!

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

As i said i would, I have come back. I am yet again amusing myself by looking at the anti-intelligence remarks i see here. I have to admit that it is not as amusing as last time, the gay bit was a little extreme even for retards, but i am going to come back and laugh in you guys' faces about how pathetically lame your comments are. Timmy!

(Submitted by I HATE SOAP OPERAS. )

Without the weird in life, everything is normal. [You're site is Bitchin!] [[www.vegetarianmanhunt.homest ead.com]] GO THERE TODAY!

(Submitted by sondra )

Thank you for shopping at wal- mart, our customers is always first.

(Submitted by sondra-employee )

smile-Thank you for shopping at wal-mart,our customers always comes first.

(Submitted by Rickydangerous )

You guys are seak. Only americans have the pacience to collect something so unusefull like reciepts. I only collect money :)

(Submitted by larina )

As webmaster and a former employee of Wal-Mart I am found of the store but I think your quest online here is very, very sad....I hope you can find something worthwhile to do with your life someday..good luck Derek!

(Submitted by Brick Wal )

. . I laffed, I cried . . I pissed myself. Talk amongst yourselves . . <sniff>

(Submitted by Very Curious )

You must have an AWFUL lot of time on your hands!!! Be brave O'wise Minnesotan....THROW THE TOASTER BOX AWAY!!! I know you can do it!!!!

(Submitted by Cathy )

We all have to amuse ourselves somehow!!!!!! Like your style though!!!!! Cool

(Submitted by Taffy D. )

Derek, I think you have constructed a wonderful site here. And for all those people who think it is sort of ridiculous, pointless and idiotic to post Wal-Mart receipts like you do, I defend you in saying that your idea is unique and the comments offered by readers contribute even more, by shedding new light and insight on your frequent Wal-Mart purchases. Not to mention that some of the comments are quite hilarious. Your site is terrific and keeps me entertained constantly!

(Submitted by CherokeeZ )

I should hook you up with my Mom...she lives to shop at Wal-Mart! If she would save her receipts you would have some serious competition! LOL Keep up the good work =]

(Submitted by Lori )

Very interesting site. Where did you ever get the idea to do this???? :)

(Submitted by wig )

I can't believe how many people have commented on here! does anyone ever read the ones at the very bottom, like mine? Plus, Don't you know they'll take ANYTHING back even without a receipt? Even 'em guns I bought thar'! YeeeeeHaaaaah!!!

(Submitted by LJO )

FIRST TIME VISITOR, MANY COMMENTS. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE FOOD RECEIPTS, OR A LINK TO YOUR FOOD PURCHASE SITE?? ACCOUNTS SEE A LOT IN RECEIPTS, HOW MANY PEOPLE STAYED IN THE HOTEL ROOM AT MONTE CARLO, AND NO, I AM SORRY BOSS MAN, BUT YOU GET NO REIMBURSEMENT FOR SCHMIDT ICE, BUY SCHMIDT, OR SUTTER HOME ZINFENDEL. JUST A FRIDAY NIGHT, BUT SERIOUSLY, KEEP AT IT, IT'S HISTORY IN THE MAKING.

(Submitted by Jackie )

Hi i have worked for ASDA Superstores in the uk for 23 years. I must admit i thought i had met some sad and weird people but you just went to the top of my list....... hang on i have just realised who is worse you for collecting these things or me for looking at them.

(Submitted by Andrew Lloyd Webber )

Derek, I can make you a star.

(Submitted by susie )

Hi Derek, I was on industrial strength Prozac until I discovered your site, Sue xxxxxxx

(Submitted by Nicky )

We don't have Walmart here in England but I still enjoyed the site, you sound as daft as me! Nice to see I'm not the only person with strange habits and also nice to see a person with a working sense of humour! Take care : )

(Submitted by Rachel )

Cool site. Original. * * * * * Wal-Mart rocks!

(Submitted by anon )

I think that you need to add the walmark smiling face image to the top of each page....... that way any bored surfers will at least be reminded to *smile*. I got your site from "weird site of the day" and I'm sure you'll be happy to know that you didn't let me down. Don't you have anything more interesting to do with your life???

(Submitted by Woody )

This is truly the most interesting website I have evern run across. I hope you will continue to do the good work that you are obviously doing. Hey, really! I mean, who could possibly have had the persistence and the guts to continue with this. Don't let all these jerks dissuade you from your goal. I really mean it! I admire you tr

(Submitted by Chiquitabanana )

I like your site. I broke my toe.

(Submitted by Thomas )

To be or not to be ... Greetings www.Tautz-Wiedenbrueck.de

(Submitted by bmc )

charming....the quirkeist thing I have stumbled across in a long time on the web

(Submitted by Walmart Man )

If you are ever really bored or drunk or stoned, a great thing to do is call the manager at Derek's Walmart and ask him questions. He gets really annoyed, apparently I wasn't the first to attempt this....

(Submitted by Lori )

If information wants to be free, then it owes you a debt of gratitude. Long live pubwan!

(Submitted by Jenn From Shoes! )

Hey Derek, I work at a Wal_mart Canada store in Manitoba(shoe Dept.) I thought your website was kinda silly yet interesting enough. Creative thoughts you must have eh? LOL!!!

(Submitted by debra )

Obviously, SOMEBODY needs to get a life!

(Submitted by alice )

have you added all of them up if so how much is it?

(Submitted by Trevor )

You suck

(Submitted by molly )

I worked at Wal-Mart until today - they don't know I've quit yet. I suggest you all check your receipts for other reasons besides collecting them.

(Submitted by Rainey_Summer )

Hi!!! I am a Wal-Mart employee at store #307. I really like your site...it is unique. Anytime you are in West Monroe Louisiana, come back to layaway and say hi! Well keep smiling!!!

(Submitted by Raggy )

I have seen many strange things, but this, although isn't the strangest, is one of the most original. Everyone needs something to do to keep themselves from going insane(or keep themselves entertained while insane!), and this is what you do. Ode to you Derek. Piss on all these trash talkers. Keep up the good work!!!

(Submitted by sylvia )

I work for Asda in the uk [owned by walmart now]. Used to b a nice company to work for till walmart got hold of it, now its bloody awful!

(Submitted by melinda and jimmy )

Derek, dear we must tell you that we think you are a genius!we thought we were the only people who go to the 24 hour walmart all the time. we have two by where we live in miami and it is just great.

(Submitted by melinda and jimmy )

oops..i hit ok by mistake before...anyways, we go christmas shopping, birthday present shopping, and even dvd shopping at walmart...hey i recently bought my mom toe rings for her birthday and an ice cream cake to boot! well anyways...walmart rulez! bye

(Submitted by joeystarbuks )

really, i'm happy you keep your receipts, especially for walmart. Pleeease people, do not get caught returning with out them! (did you know they have a system that records youre returns-with-out- receipt activities? Hint: thats why they ask for your address, they don't actually care 'cept to keep track cause you're limit is apparently 3x)

(Submitted by Kittytat2 )

Are you insane? Seriously? Do you have a job? Do you have enough free time? I have no idea what thrill it is to collect your receipts, but your wasting your time and your life doing this.

(Submitted by Big Wullie, Glasgow, Scotland )

Ye cannae fool me Pal!...... Yerrrrrr on Walmart's payroll... freeeee publicity fur the shop!! Ye.....Yankee Storeboy!!!

(Submitted by bob )

Pathetic.

(Submitted by holly )

You filled my empty afternoon at work....my father manages a WalMart, am telling him to look at this.

(Submitted by A. Guy )

I don't know who the bigger loser is, you for having this site, or me for visiting it!

(Submitted by SHARKIE )

you really need to go outside and try and get yourself a real life.

(Submitted by Eric in Ottawa, ON )

OK.... If it makes you happy well congratulations! I once worked at a McDonald's in Walmart and do you know what they make the employees do in the morning...? They all do this stretching exercise and a cult chant.. scary stuff! The best part of your site has to be the "back to main index" link below this box... My buddy told me about your site, You have to admit that you were not the coolest kid in high school. did you lose your virginity at the age of 30? to some fat chick?

(Submitted by ewok36 )

What the hell are you doing! Dude I must admit this is the most odd website I've ever seen. Shit they really do come out of the woodworks. Oh by the way is your family infested with inbred's.

(Submitted by donna )

When did you say you had that lobotomy? GET A LIFE!!!

(Submitted by kris )

I went through pages and pages of receipts and kept asking myself what kind of person would actually do this sort of thing. Then I realized that I couldn't wait to see what your next purchase would be. The suspense is so unbearable and I just can't stop myself....please... go buy more stuff... I beg of you... post more receipts...

(Submitted by Dee (Wal-Mart employee) )

I think that is great. I wish all customers were as good about receipts as you are!!!

(Submitted by Corinne )

this is the weirdest think I have ever seen.... but its cool! i think... dunno I'm gonna post a link to this site on the Fiero forum see what they have to say we Fiero people are odd

(Submitted by ethan barrus )

goddammit derek!

(Submitted by Tracey )

Though this is the most bizarre website I have ever encountered, I guess these receipts come in handy when you need to return something. I wish I were that organized too.

(Submitted by Skabb )

YOU ARE FUCKING DUMB!!!!

(Submitted by me )

dont you realise you have put your credit card number on the web on the receipts

(Submitted by girl from NY )

wow, is this what the internet is comming too??? I enjoyed this site only because it is VERY unique, but i must say that if you're going to post your reciepts at least you should have bought something interesting. My ratings.... CREATIVITY...8 HUMOR...(its not really funny, only the fact that someone would actully do it is) WASTE OF TIME...9

(Submitted by who cares )

wow this shit is crazy..........

(Submitted by Randy )

HA HA - I am sitting in the middle of a walmart meeting - I did a search for something and found this site - - this is a hoot - - I'm gonna save this site as a favorite so I can come back and review all the receipts for research.

(Submitted by Mumbletop the Lampshade )

Hmmmmmm....almost as strange as my dear friend, Aerynne. Hungry lampshade. Feed me. Yum, luscious reciepts.

(Submitted by Jessica )

ok what is the point of this site?!?!?!? there is none!!! whatever!!!

(Submitted by better than jessica in every way! )

love the site. I keep looking for the butt cream though???

(Submitted by Chanyn )

Wow when i grow up i want to be as cool as you LOL

(Submitted by CRAYON FREAK )

WALMART IS COOL KMART SUCKS.

(Submitted by mindi )

I have just one question....WHY?!! What a waste of space. You really MUST get out more!

(Submitted by Missy Harrell )

dude,i like your site... but i LOOOVE walmart dude! seriously dude, this friggin rules man.

(Submitted by Shawna )

At least you have found something useful to do with all those Walmart receipts. I have millions of them. I don't usually intend to save them, but they slip out of the bag while in the trunk of the car and begin to multiply. I swear the little suckers have been procreating in my car! (I couldn't possibly have been to Walmart all those times!) Love the site!

(Submitted by Winona )

I love Wal-Mart!!!!!!!!!! I have compiled a list of my 4 favorite Wal-Mart Stores in the WORLD!!!! 1- Super Walmart....Sterling,CO 2- Walmart.....Longmont,CO 3-Walmart....Steamboat Spgs, CO 4- Walmart.....Lafayette,CO My only problem with the Lafayette WalMart is they never clean the bathrooms and their are feces and urine all over the floor.

(Submitted by Zippo )

Wonderful, can you get some photographs of spilt items in the aisles? (Just a thought)

(Submitted by DumDrop )

You have way too much free time on your hands....next time you are at Walmart I suggest getting a new life.

(Submitted by Cassie )

This web site is stupid i dont understand it!!!!!!!!

(Submitted by Jenna )

yes, I'm a walmart associate, and my, what an interesting pasttime you have! Besides what else can you do with old receipts anyhow? Better make some use of them, right? Don't listen to those who put the site down. I kinda like it.

(Submitted by colonel mustard )

do you have a baby? do you still have a cat or did it die? why do you buy so much fascial tissue? if the government ever wanted to investigate your life style, all they have to do is come online to see it. and my 'rents thing i waste my time. wait til i show 'em your webpage! your some piece of work...i mean NICE WORK!

(Submitted by Bill )

You are a very special person indeed. Yes, SPECIAL.......

(Submitted by Babylou )

Well, an interesting way to pass the time at work. I think you need to get out more-and going to Walmart doesn't count. Kudos to you.

(Submitted by Irina )

I think your website is hysterical!! Sort of neat to see how your purchases have changed over the years - going from buying diapers to garanimals! Thanks!

(Submitted by Andy W )

Are you married by any chance? I thought not - boy do you need to get out and meet people.

(Submitted by mike )

I am inspirered to be even more absurd. great job Derek

(Submitted by bryan )

WHY!?!!?

(Submitted by Bob )

Hey buddy just checked out all the times you visited walmart and all I had to say was GET A LIFE like do you go n e were else to get stuff well just thought I should lett you know K-mart is better

(Submitted by Stunrut )

Wow! Entertainment at it's best. Not only have you managed to keep me enthralled but you have amassed an incredible social commentary to be studied for years to come. I applaud your dedication to this project. Rock on Dude!

(Submitted by B.J. )

Hi,..I am starting work at Wal-Mart store #5 11-10-2001 and I know I am going to enjoy it very much...Lots of smiling faces and friendly people there...B.J.

(Submitted by tracey )

dont you have anything better to do with your time. i think you are a loser!

(Submitted by Wal-Mart Employee )

note to you: you are a dumbass for putting a reciept on the internet that has your visa account # on it AND its experation date. It would be different if it were in a spot where only cashiers knew where it was but it is clearly labeled: Visa Account #. You better think, just a little bit. Although, the idea of having a website of just Wal-Mart reciepts is pretty cool.

(Submitted by Cliff Claffy )

Hey, I am an employee at the old 1627 and I think your site is the best. Its kinda wierd, the old Kriegster has quite a fan base..........And since he's my boss I have some great stories.........

(Submitted by Chuck Anderson )

Dude, you're a genius!

(Submitted by Tamara )

never knew that this many people kept their receipts or went looking for others.

(Submitted by Tamara )

never knew that this many people kept their receipts or went looking for others.

(Submitted by cherie )

You ROCK Derek- wish there were more people out there who appreciated the simple cool things in life, such at wal-mart...

(Submitted by john )

This site rules!

(Submitted by Chelle )

Derek, an extremely funny site. I have told all my friends and we all think you may be a little nuts, but hey, it's America you have that freedom. We still love the site and laugh our butts off from some of the comments. I love the I am... it's hilarious. I'm still concerned about how much you seem to eat at Burger King though!!!

(Submitted by Amy )

You are the man!!!! Very cool!!!!!!!!

(Submitted by pjb )

This site blew my mind. You've stumbled onto something that while being completely mundane is deep, meaningful, thoughtprovoking and utterly compelling. Also gasp-and-choke hilarious. Pure art. Of course, "insane" comes to mind but I've got to admit it's us not you. Must...stay...away....not...re ad..more...

(Submitted by Rae )

WOWEE! that was some messed Wal-Mart stuff yo. fun times, i love. i gotta bounce yo. peace peace.

(Submitted by Stephanie )

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(Submitted by Gward )

MMM,what can I say if you want to spend your life with receipts then go on don't let me stop you.I can however give you the name of a good shink(he put my life back together after I got addicted to kendel mint cake). Final comment, you are a bizarre yet somewhat colourful character who should spend his time trying to solve world hunger than collecting shopping receipts.Hi to Ally.

(Submitted by Derek )

you are using my name that's not good

(Submitted by deano )

I dont sign guestbooks,but im am now cuz you R nuts And I like it...... I dig your pointless sight to no end, however, I doubt ill find myself running over your purchases in to the wee hours of the morning... take your supreme originallity and run with it....

(Submitted by Felix )

When I heard off a friend that someone dedicated their website to shopping receipts ,I had to see it to believe it.... And I would like to know, how on earth do you keep yourself from going crazy with all these receipt collecting, sorting, scanning and etc.....

(Submitted by jill )

look how a seemingly useless act gets the people roaring.

(Submitted by Sweet Lil' Angel.... )

Derick.. I just want to say I think you're awesome, although I also think you have just a lil' too much time on your hands! You should really think about actually putting all your energy into something more creative and constructive but I'm in no way trying to offend you! I love your site, and to all those who are a**es about it and say rude sh*t, they're also the ones who need to get a life, I mean, come on, why the heck were they looking for websites like this anyways!!?? :c)

(Submitted by liz )

i love it i love it i love it.

(Submitted by Lesa )

This is neat. I too am a faithful wal-mart shopper. But if I saved every Wal-mart receipt my husband would then figure out how much money I really blow there and wring my neck!!! LOL Happy New YEAR!!!

(Submitted by Tommye )

This is a great site! Why not?? Go Wal-Mart!!! 15 year associate

(Submitted by fourstarcashier )

this is great. i was looking for the walmartsucks site and came across yours. i am speechless(almost). as an employee of said company i offer two pieces of advice: know what your buying. realize that 70% of it is junk (the merchandise, that is)

(Submitted by fourstarcashier )

P.S. where the heck is this dillweed mn from the reciepts anyway. sorry could'nt remember the real name of the city

(Submitted by Joe )

Get a life.

(Submitted by lisa )

Hey, thought the 50 things to do in a wal-mart was hilarious! I think I will try some of those next time I go! LOL, Great Site, keep it coming~ assistant manager- Clinique Cosmetics- Famous- Barr St. Louis, Missouri

(Submitted by Sparky )

Site was mentioned on Earthlink's bulletin Weird Web article. I checked it out and found it very amusing. I can't come up with anything for my own webpage and now I realize I have been trying WAY too hard. I'd like to hear some more thriftstore tapes. Maybe that can be your next prject. WAL-MART ROCKS!!

(Submitted by Kelley in NM )

As an ex-WalMart Worker (cashier), I have a feeling I have probably checked YOU out!

(Submitted by Big Bob )

An OUTSTANDING website! Thanks!!!

(Submitted by Balrog )

I can't believe anyone would be dumb enough to shop a Crap- mart, much less let the world know. I refuse to give my money to any business that announces to the world that women are second class members of society. When old "Sam" told us how much money he gives to anti-abortion and pro-xtian forces, and how his pharmacists shouldn't have to fill prescriptions for birth control, I decided then I will NEVER shop there. Anyone who cherishes freedom, I mean REALLY cherishes freedom (not the kind of freedom meeted out to non-xtians in this country) would do well to join the boycott. By the way, I also boycott Spam's Club and Donkey- nose pizza for the same reasons. Wake up, people! The only real vote we have is our money - use it wisely and don't give billionare fascists another dime!

(Submitted by Bleh )

This gives new meaning to the phrase "Could, but shouldn't." Yuck.

(Submitted by Joe )

Please get professional help before it's too late. Oops, it appears to be TOO LATE!!!

(Submitted by The Observer )

Balrog just needs a good f**k. Get over it.

(Submitted by Shana (Walmart Associate) )

I've worked at Walmart for almost 3 years, and even with my 10% discount, I don't think I've spent as much at Walmart as you have. Sometime, you should visit the Walmart in Willmar MN (Store #1470). I work in the electronics dep't. Stop in and say hey. :)

(Submitted by Eulerboi )

Neat site! I will say this, though...you're an amateur!! I have my Wal-Mart receipts as far back as March, 1991. It's a regular receipt with a hand-slider credit card paper receipt. I also save receipts. Unlike the opinions voiced by so many of the other voyeurs who have visited your site, I think saving receipts is a sign of one who is organized and grounded (even if you do only keep yours in a shoe box or whatever). Keep up the good work...you make all sociologists proud!!

(Submitted by VICSTER )

I'm a Wal[Mart junky!!!!

(Submitted by maggie )

I can really understand the wally world thing, I use to live in a town that wally world was the only store to get what you needed. It was nothing to stop by everyday, especially after it was super sized and added groceries, optical, and tires. It turned into a one-stop-shop.

(Submitted by cordy )

This has got to be THE numero uno dumbest site I have visited on the web. However, if this floats your boat, keep it up.

(Submitted by Sean )

I applaud your efforts. As a fellow Wal-martian, I too must have most of the receipts for the past several years. And, yes we go there more than once a week, sometimes many days in a row. My only regret is that there is no Supercenter here in Northern VA.

(Submitted by Michelle )

I must say this is quite interesting, however, I am disappointed to find no day- after-thanksgiving sale receipts. This is their BEST shopping day of the year! Thanks for the fun!

(Submitted by Juse )

I just move to here. I am looking for new friends.Please email me cobagreg@yahoo.com

(Submitted by Mackenzie )

my dad told me to check out this site b/c he says that you can get every thing at walmart and also b/c i used to keep all of my receipts

(Submitted by dave )

bookmark-worthy. yep.

(Submitted by dawnmarie )

i found your site quite unique, yet lacking a purpose. however, i found it difficult to pull myself away from it. i don't know you, but i find you to be clever and creative. rock on!

(Submitted by Grace )

I was doing research for anti- Walmart sites. because someone in my family worked for them and was treated very badly. I used to like walmart too until I learned what they are really like behind the scenes. but for your website. it is unique but who really gives a damm what you bought at walmart.

(Submitted by walmart * associate )

Well it was interesting to say the least.I myself can never find a receipt when I need it.Keep shopping.

(Submitted by Phillip )

I also am a wal mart associate. I think this site is quite entertaining and hope ur page can handle the fact i sent the link to all associates in the WM community on MSN. We should thank you..its people like you who gives us our jobs. WM store #1774, Sanford NC.

(Submitted by Scotty )

I am a Wal Mart employee, and proudly so.To the K Mart employee who thinks Wal Mart stores are not as clean as K Mart that is because the traffic through Wal Mart stores far surpasses that of K Mart. Have you noticed K Mart shares recently!!!. If some of the customers at my store were to keep their receipts through the same number of years they would need a garbage bag to hold them. I like your site, very informative and I love working at Wal Mart. Scotty

(Submitted by jesus cuadra )

I like your website and linked it in www.lavidadelosgorilas.org

(Submitted by Dick )

You are a fucking asshole dude, get a life!!!!! I feel sorry for the baby.

(Submitted by Arlo )

Nice, dude. With all the people in this world doing terrible things, you have channeled your above average dose of insanity into something this entertaining and harmless. Kudos to you, man.

(Submitted by Ashley Bluett )

The is the best website in the world!!! Even sex dont compare 2 this! I love it i love it I LOVE IT!!!!!!

(Submitted by Tony Reece )

I just wana say tis site is crap and i forged ashley bluett's comment because tats totaly not true

(Submitted by w )

I lived in MN for ten years and could not wait to get out! It was isolated and BORING. The longer you live there, the more desperate you get for entertainment. It figures you are from MN!!!! Get out before you start counting flowers on the walls!!

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Derek... I liked the website for the first 2 years or so of receipts, then it seems the posters were not commenting on the receipts, but posting nothing but a bunch of "inspeak" amongst them. Get your site back, man. Tell these dweebs to find a chat room and they can <wink wink> and <nudge nudge> all they want.

(Submitted by Luche_LenLen )

I just recently started working at a Wal-Mart near me. How ironic that I should stumble upon this site only days after being hired. Derek, have you any idea that this site would become what it is now? Anyway, excellent site! Pay no attention to the nay- sayers, man! Kudos on a very amusing website!

(Submitted by jess )

i work at wal-mart and i do the same as you...i keep all my reciepts.(they have my name on them) he he

(Submitted by Phil )

Wierd, just weird

(Submitted by steve )

Dude, this site kicks ass. Keep up the shopping.

(Submitted by steve )

Dude, this site kicks ass. Keep up the shopping.

(Submitted by Chels )

Congrats...You've managed to get a LOT of people to spend there free time writing replys to your seemingly useless website. To those of you that make fun of the site...here's a ?...who are you to be making fun when your life is so dull that you actually have time to spend reading and replying to this????? Just a thought...

(Submitted by TMOD )

Your life has meaning. I congratulate you on taking the mundane and making it important and surreal and strange.

(Submitted by Burt and Cindy Young )

We have so many Walmart receipts that we've started to use them as wallpaper in our family room!! We love Walmart!!!!

(Submitted by whitney )

I think you have alot of time on your hands and I think this site really sucks I mean are you still a virgin or something because aparently you have nothing better to do then count your receipts. Do you still live with your mom and how old are you anyway? Not old enough to get a job and a real life!

(Submitted by whitney )

I think you have alot of time on your hands and I think this site really sucks I mean are you still a virgin or something because aparently you have nothing better to do then count your receipts. Do you still live with your mom and how old are you anyway? Not old enough to get a job and a real life!

(Submitted by Dan )

I thought I had seen the most useless sites on the net. Now I have. Congrats on having more time than you know what to do with!

(Submitted by parsley )

well it happened years ago, when we lived of stanford road. We listened to your sister, as she came home from school, she was four years older and she boys in her room

(Submitted by haiku! bless you )

it seems to me that you have an internecine link with these receipts

(Submitted by haiku! bless you )

and that your cgi skills dont stretch to carriage return thus rendering my haiku poo

(Submitted by ann )

this is the most unbelievable site i've seen! i get the biggest kick out of it.

(Submitted by Paul )

a fantastic site - such a great idea best wishes from the UK Paul

(Submitted by Al Mota )

Have you lost interest? Not a lot of new information. <P> I believe I can see the end of the internet from your site (;-) Shazam!

(Submitted by Snoozie )

I've got lots more receipts than you do. My husband says without my help the company would go under.

(Submitted by outta touch )

I think this is AWESOME! I read about this in the earthlink newsletter. You are getting some news! I am just dissapointed I didn't think of this, this is totally me! HAHA! Kudos to you :)

(Submitted by Elizabeth.T )

I like the wabsite it's grate!:) / "

(Submitted by Lisa )

I think this is a cool site... I come back and check it out every so often.. This is the first time I think I have signed anything though.. I say keep up the good work, Alot of ppl cut it down I have noticed, but if it bothers them that much, wonder why they keep coming back???? You would think if they really thought it was that dumb of an idea what you are doing, they wouldnt keep coming back.... Well I love your site...

(Submitted by dezarae )

i am an employee of wal- mart. great job for blurring out the code on the bottom of your recipt, but just one question....WHY didn't you blur out your credit card information??????

(Submitted by READ THIS ALL WHO CRITICIZE )

who are you to judge this person for puuting shopping recipts on a web page? If he is such a LOSER than so are you!! Why wold you be looking at a Wal-Mart web site? It clearly tells in the description what this link is about. I think it is interesting, otherwise I would have just passd it by and not even bother

(Submitted by ZZ'z mom )

Just have to say that this site cracks me up--I've been telling everyone about it since I first checked it out a couple of weeks ago. Walmart is one of my favorite places to shop, and looking at their quarterly earnings, I know I am not alone! Thanks, Derek, for doing something so ingenuitive, and thanks to the "posters" for being so funny. My best to Destiny (we have two boys, 4 & 8mos), and please keep shopping and sharing!

(Submitted by TAD )

WAL-MART RULES!!!

(Submitted by Eric )

I went to school with Derek. I can attest to his genius! Keep up the great work! Contact me sometime.

(Submitted by Lizzy )

Ha! That is great..your site is used as a critque for classes, who'd have thought, right? My friend was just telling me about this site, and I didn't entirely believe her, but yeah, here it is. It's got to be some kind of undercover experiment to record people's reactions or something. Although, I have to admit, Wal Mart does have nice receipts.

(Submitted by LaDawn )

I work for Wal-Mart has a Personnel Coordinator and I think that maybe you should be working for us. This is the crazyest thing I think we have ever seen. I will past your web site on to the Walton's in Bentonville Arkansas. I think Sam would have been proud to see it. Keep up the good job. I have added you to my favorites and will be checking back.

(Submitted by madpenpal )

Someone told me this was funny~ at the very least I am confused as to why anyonw would be interested. Oh well..I collect dust bunnies

(Submitted by Hope )

Hey, this is cool! I thought I was the only one who accidentaly saved my receipts!

(Submitted by mike )

I register domain names and i saw your site while surfing my names list it is an awesome site hope it brings you happiness everyone needs a hobby i think it would be cool if i did somethinjg like this....mike

(Submitted by Casey Swenson )

Cool site. I work for Wal- Mart and was just surfing around.

(Submitted by Sparky )

This site STOMPS! You STOMP! Don't stop stompin'.

(Submitted by confused )

omg... i'm freaked out... crazy people with to much time!

(Submitted by therockinc )

I spent an hour and a half checking out all of these receipts. You sure do neglect your oil changes. And by the way: 6 years and only one pack of condoms? Damn, no wonder you had to buy all of those diapers.

(Submitted by Henry D Bellis )

Thank You, for shoping at Wal- Mart. I am an associate of store 261 In Hot Spirngs Arkansas... I want you to know I appreciate your business... Thanks Again

(Submitted by B )

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(Submitted by Pamela )

My sister told me recently that she had received a call from Wal-Mart doing a survey, asking such questions about how often per week she went to one of their stores. Her answers were incredibly high, but there was nowhere in the questions for her to tell them that it was the ONLY store in her town. LOL Talk about survey results being inaccurate!

(Submitted by Erika )

I work at Wal-Mart now (4-15-02) I think it's really pathetic that you have nothing better to do with your sorry life then sit down and review Wal-Mart receipts that are years old. I'm sure they have support groups for this type of thing, seek HELP.......

(Submitted by Erika )

Are you still sitting there? Go now! Yeah, right now.

(Submitted by Jed )

This reminds me of a Hee-Haw rerun.

(Submitted by Rachael )

I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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