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Posted By: Louis Farrah Fawcett Majors X on: 12/17/2000 13:55:57 MST
Subject: RE: PROTEST MARCH on Dec. 21st

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BROTHERS AND SISTERS! (and any of you that are not related)
Now IS the time to fight and make our voices heard. This is our site just as much as it is Derek's and we have spent too many countless hours getting paid by our employers to add nonsensical babble to simply sit on our hands (or chairs for those of you that own furniture) and let it be taken away! NOW is the time to stand up for justice, stand up for your right to waste time, and stand up for a wrongfully accused man's unhealthy relationship with everyday low prices! No, not long live Derek, but ALWAYS RECEIPTS, ALWAYS DEREK! I WILL be there sans clothing to make all three of my nipples count along with Dalliance's and show that I will no longer tolerate such injustices! Plus I need to pick up a few things for Christmas.

Dear Posters,
As of tomorrow, I am flying to Fargo to stage a Butt-Naked "Free the Big D" March outside the Dilworth Wal*mart store. Yes, I know it is 287 degrees below zero, but this has gone TOO FAR!! Stand up! Stand up! I say, stand up! for justice. First, pregnant chads, now THIS! Where, oh where, I ask YOU will it end?? We *MUST NOT LET THE MAN WIN* so please join me, and other free-thinking comarades for the "MILLION ERECT NIPPLE MARCH" on Thursday, DECEMBER 21st (also the winter solstice!!) as we march nude from Dilworth, MN to Fargo, ND for receipt freedom! LONG LIVE DEREK G. DAHLSAD! BYOPBT (Bring your own poster board thingie)


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