Dear Posters, As of tomorrow, I am flying to Fargo to stage a Butt-Naked "Free the Big D" March outside the Dilworth Wal*mart store. Yes, I know it is 287 degrees below zero, but this has gone TOO FAR!! Stand up! Stand up! I say, stand up! for justice. First, pregnant chads, now THIS! Where, oh where, I ask YOU will it end?? We *MUST NOT LET THE MAN WIN* so please join me, and other free-thinking comarades for the "MILLION ERECT NIPPLE MARCH" on Thursday, DECEMBER 21st (also the winter solstice!!) as we march nude from Dilworth, MN to Fargo, ND for receipt freedom! LONG LIVE DEREK G. DAHLSAD! BYOPBT (Bring your own poster board thingie)
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