Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by John Stamos)

I see you bought some batteries... Nice purchase

(Submitted by Yat in New Orleans)

Camera, clippers, film... hmmmm... recording those intimate moments of dilapitory delight with your sweetie(s)? You naughty boy. I'm telling Matt Krieg about this. He will not let his store be the purveyor of your sex wares. WWMKD

(Submitted by ronk)

Back less than 6 hours later to pick up another 3 rolls of pictures. You are one major photo buff. What's the deal with Matt? Is he the only guy working?

(Submitted by MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

RUMOR HAS IT MATT KRIEG DOES NOT ACTUALLY EVER LEAVE WAL-MART SO THAT HE MAY BE MORE IN TUNE WITH HIS CUSTOMERS. HE IS LIKE A CUSTOMER SATISFACTION VAMPIRE.

(Submitted by rita)

what kind of clippers are they

(Submitted by Cherdy)

DAMN Wal-Mart's cheap...

(Submitted by amanda.)

i don't think derek will have a problem with refunds/exchanges of warranty items purchased!

(Submitted by hulawho)

I think a great idea for the next web site would be a list of all of the credit card bills that he's had to pay. You are paying your VISA bill aren't you?

(Submitted by Frmky)

Ah, I see you're paying attention to the Chore Boy again.

(Submitted by Darth Krieg)

JOIN THE DARK SIDE!

(Submitted by sarah ward)

My toenails are really hard and thick too. I go through them so quickly I also buy clippers 3 at a time.

(Submitted by RYAN HOAGE'S #1 FAN)

A VAMPIRE? IS THAT HOW OUR BELOVED RYAN WAS KILLED BY THE EVIL, SINFUL MATT KRIEG? I DEMAND THE TRUTH! RYAN HOAGE WILL FOREVER REMAIN IN OUR HEARTS.

(Submitted by Randy)

Ok ok... just one more receipt, then I swear I'm outta here

(Submitted by Squidge my poodle)

Just don't mention the vampire. It causes enough consternation in several receipts hence.

(Submitted by Kat)

Did ya lose the other camera, or just wear it out with all the pictures?

(Submitted by Gex)

This camera's cheaper, it must be for the kid to practise on, which means he'll have to buy a few more lizards.

(Submitted by someone who enjoys Kodak moments)

All those photos and it's not even Christmas yet! I can't wait to see January's receipts!

(Submitted by macboysf)

Derek I'm worried about you. you finally get your Visa back and you are already racking the purchases up. Be careful, a credit card is a big responsibility.

(Submitted by Andre)

Don't you think you have enough batteries already? And what happened to the camera you bought a few months ago? Did it get requisitioned by the porn police? Ah, it seems like it's all making sense: your VISA was cancelled after it was discovered you were head of an international suede booty pornography ring, your camera was confiscated, and they used all those photos as evidence. But it's obvious from today's receipt that it's hard to keep an old recidivist down.

(Submitted by Ryan Hoage )

I am Ryan and I would like to set the record straight. Matt Krieg is a pussy! I want a rematch bitch boy. You can't hang with me pencil neck. C'mon...you thought you got rid of me but I jus went to another store to get stronger and faster. I want your head for the store mascot. Come Get Some...Bitch!!!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

RYAN, MATT, I THINK DEREK IS TAKING PICS OF DARRYL!

(Submitted by JD )

That's a pretty expensive battery, but not as expensive as the fucking one he bought on April 22, 2001.

(Submitted by Usagi )

Why on earth would anyone bother with a warranty on a $18 camera? That's like taking a life insurance policy out on your lizard.

(Submitted by Yoda47 )

Go Ryan, where can we get tickets to see you take out Matt Krieg?

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Darryl Marchetta would kick BOTH their asses. Indeed.

(Submitted by Crys )

Already wore out the camera you got not too long ago, with all those pictures from your last trip, I see.