Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by me)

Whats up with the chest? Just get your wife the breast augmentation already buddy.

(Submitted by Ed)

As everyone knows, "sec" means secondary, as in secondary to his wife. Let the guy have some fun ok?

(Submitted by the_duck)

actually I think "sec" may stand for section - after all you really can't expect to get a full chest for 9.96 - not even at Wal*Mart

(Submitted by David)

No no, it's quite obviously breast implants for his _secretary_, not his wife!

(Submitted by Byron)

Nice upgrade to the leather wallet, your Batman wallet getting old?

(Submitted by MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

YOU SHOULD BUY A DICTIONARY SO THAT YOU CAN LOOK UP THE DEFINITION OF "TOTAL CUSTOMER SATISFACTION" AND SEE A PICTURE OF MATT KRIEG

(Submitted by Cherdy)

For the first time in my life, I have no comment on this receipt. Nothing. This receipt is too plain, and it does not provoke discussion. Not good. Not good at all.

(Submitted by Chris A.)

Actually, there is a picture of Matt Krieg hanging up behind the service counter at the Dilworth Wal-Mart. I know.

(Submitted by RYAN HOAGE'S #1 FAN)

RYAN HOAGE WAS THERE FIRST BEFORE MATT KRIEG KILLED HIM AND STOLE HIS PHONE NUMBER!

(Submitted by d-rock)

$8.27 for a leather wallet? What kind of leather is it made from? It's probably that fake vinyl crap.

(Submitted by me)

maybe sec means sausage egg&cheese.....at least that's what it means at jack in the box.....#1 killer of small children..never take the lil one there derek...but then there aren't any in minnesota or north dakota...so yer safe.....

(Submitted by Dr Freud)

Maybe Derek finally got rid of the CD changer, took the bull by the horns, and bought the sex changer instead. Got a bit messy, had to buy a replacement sec [sic] chest. Go figure.

(Submitted by melon onya)

Everyone knows sec stands for seductive. Obviously, he's making a squeeze play for Matt and figures if the new boobs don't do it, maybe the leather mallet will.

(Submitted by Sad Sack)

Vale the chore boy. Must have been the missing children board that did it.

(Submitted by Hepcat)

This receipt isn't dull and boring, it's one of the best I've ever seen. Suddenly, at five minutes to midnight, Derek finds a need to go to Wal-Mart and purchase a Security Chest and a Leather Wallet. And not only that, but he paid by cash. Obviously, the poor man was mugged and he's trying to take steps to prevent such occurrences in the future. I hope they find your plastic, dude.

(Submitted by someone who can tell time)

Actually, Hepcat, that was 5 minutes 'til noon. And the wallet is to hold all that cash he's suddenly been carrying. The Sec Chest is a secondary chestnut... holidays are coming. When your primary chestnut gets roasted you can get gouged on the prices the closer it gets to Christmas. Good planning, dude!

(Submitted by macboysf)

Oh no, So many posts and no one hears poor derek's cries for help. Cash again. Derek Please tell us what has befallen you! Were your cards cut or stolen?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

THAT'S NOT REAL LEATHER I HOPE U KNOW!

(Submitted by Carolina )

Don't listen to the reciept!! If you do shop online, we won't have these interesting receipts to comment on.