Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Shufler)

... Err... Underware party?

(Submitted by Natasha)

Pooh panty huh?

(Submitted by Lilli)

What does one do with potting soil, an aquarium light, and four pairs of underwear? Sorry, just curious... I know you didn't want to have to think about that... but now I've forced you to, and there's no going back! bwahahaha...

(Submitted by derek)

Actually -- the panties mean the end of DRI-BOTTOMS! Finally potty-trained, she is....

(Submitted by Cat on Fire)

6 briefs = $5.46 1 brief = $5.26 You have to watch these Wal-Mart deals, they are tricky. On the other hand, you now have exactly one pair briefs for each day of the week. I'm guessing the one expensive pair are your "Saturday Night briefs," if you know what I mean.

(Submitted by MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

KRIEG 2:10 TELLS US; TOTAL CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS THE ULTIMATE GOAL. THOU SHALT LIVE FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE, THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS #1. DARRYL MARCHETTA IS A PUSSY AND HE HATES CUSTOMERS. DARRYL MARCHETTA HAS HERPES ON HIS ASS.

(Submitted by amanda.)

congrats on the potty- training derek!

(Submitted by Cherdy)

Why underwear???! The suspense is killing me.....

(Submitted by Minkey)

One Aquarium Light. $1.97 Two pairs of Pooh Panties. $7.92 Dancing in front of your fish tank in children's underwear. Priceless.

(Submitted by Bone Machine)

Pot soil...hrmmmm...is the DEA aware of Wal-Mart's facilitating personal substance abuse in the home? Oh well...no big strain. I can see by the purchase of Pooh Panties that the evening calls for transvestism as well as drug use...Hoover would have been proud...I bet he wishes he had had Pooh Panties.

(Submitted by Max)

Why would you buy them with the pooh already in them? I make my own pooh!

(Submitted by I wanna kiss you all over)

Oh Max, care for a bit of creative massage?

(Submitted by mark)

this is my birthday week pooh panties? that's about how life is going :|

(Submitted by trigger finger)

Yeah, last time I utilized pot soil and an aquarium light, the THC level jumped so high that while watching the Master's, it made Tiger Woods turn into the Grinch that Stole Christmas. You're a mean one, Tiger Woods...

(Submitted by Aunt Beru's lame chicken)

Pooh panties...that's what happens when you don't plug that hole up properly, Derek.

(Submitted by Miss Hathaway)

Derek, that ampersand up there is very untidy. Tut tut.

(Submitted by macboysf)

Lame Chicken, I have it figured out. The reason he has been buying everything but Ultra Maxi's is because his cards have been cut up and he is unable to commit to such a grand purchase.

(Submitted by Aunt Beru's lame chicken)

I have to agree with you, macboysf, it is really disturbing the lack of use of his credit card. Maybe the divorce hit harder than he expected, and he can no longer afford to pay so much interest on his purchases. Poor Derek. But at least he maintains his interest in underwear of the scatological kind.

(Submitted by Channon )

WOHOO!! NO MORE DIAPERS!!

(Submitted by Roberta )

Congrats to the little tyke!!!

(Submitted by al )

Let me guess..did you "Pooh" in your panties? I guess things got soiled..this time around.

(Submitted by tester )

testing, testing.

(Submitted by doug )

another spooky indentation formatted receipt. this is almost as good as the x-files.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

BRIEFS U WEAR? COOL! TIGHTY WHITEY BOY!

(Submitted by gern blandston )

Matt Krieg is evil... the overlord of all that is dark and unholy. Contrary to popular belief, Daryl Marchetta has neither sores or herpes on his ass. I have it on good authority from Chore Boy and the Cat that his ass is smooth and supple.

(Submitted by gern blandston )

Chore Boy now wears the Dri- Bottoms in this family..

(Submitted by oh! )

I see you like to show your feminine side with those pooh panties. I'm glad you're still wearing breifs!

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Actually, it looks like "poon panty", which is funnier.

(Submitted by I am the Matrix )

Date: March 15, 1997 Derek buys first Dri-Bottom, July 18, 1999 Derek buys last Dri- Bottom, November 13, 1999 Derek buys poopi pantis. Now tell me there isnt something strange with this big gap between last dr-bottom and first pantis?

(Submitted by I am the Matrix )

why on earth would anyone buy such expensive briefs? 5.97 for 1 brief? thats why i dont wear anything. to expensive.

(Submitted by Wendy )

I love Wal-Mart. I met my boy toy there. We both love Wal-Mart in more than one way. Do you love Wal Mart. They have comfy beds in the furniture section.

(Submitted by Dr Steven Hhufurrhuhrr )

Pot Soil??? This person may be unwittingly helping international terrorists. HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE COMMERCIALS???

(Submitted by horace )

Hi Wendy! To the person who runs this site: We tried to have an underwear party but no one came! It can be fun to have a party with just two people!