Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by redpaw)

Dirt is FREE, man! Or is it *that* hard to tunnel through the frozen tundra to get to the soil?

(Submitted by hulawho)

Don't ya know that you if you're going to grow some fish with that fish food, you need to feed it EDGE shaving cream... Make sure you only bury the fish food 3 inches in that potting soil... You should have some nice fish in about 2-4 weeks!

(Submitted by Cheri)

What happened to Scotts potting soil? Are you going generic?

(Submitted by Spanky Pants)

Does that mean he's toilet training the kid at last if he's buying potting soil? Left it a bit late if he's already started shaving!

(Submitted by julie)

WELL IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MAXED OUT HIS CREDIT CARDS...DOWN TO PLAIN OLE CASH NOW

(Submitted by Lon Chaney )

Was it full moon on 17 September 99? Perhaps Derek was trying to hide the excessive growth.

(Submitted by huh )

Shaving your moustache? I liked it. It really looked nice and tickled a little.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DID YOU GET MATT THAT CLASS RING ALREADY?

(Submitted by Usagi )

Thanks for your continued loyalty to Colgate Palmolive products. Now, if only I could get you to buy them at Target, my stock portfolio would be through the roof!

(Submitted by MadShrubbery )

You forgot to buy my cake for my 18th birthday party that day. *CRIES*