Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Ryan)

Way to give change!

(Submitted by Ed)

He used a cheque fool.

(Submitted by amanda.)

tax

(Submitted by cp)

Just checking to see what he paid for my birthday present ... Arid XTra dry

(Submitted by quackr)

Finally enough counter cards! Derek can play with a full deck. Like that was ever a possibility.

(Submitted by charo)

$2.44 for a personal blonde?

(Submitted by Steinar)

No,no.. persona blde means the customer is bald - derek has gone bald, and has to pay for it.. right here at wall mart...

(Submitted by cross-eyed)

It's a called a blade, guys, he's given up the flame thrower and has resorted to removing human skulls with a razor... hmmmm... much more time consuming, I would imagine.

(Submitted by Polack)

Where did Matt learn his Latin? It's "Gloria in Excelsis Deo" not "Arrid X's Deo"

(Submitted by Martin)

I'm not so sure about this Matt Kreig fellow, sounds like a bogus last name, I think he's pulling one over on us...

(Submitted by Aunt Beru's lame chicken)

Jesus, Derek. Get some sense man. Matt Krieg = sanitary napkin hell. Darryl Marchetta = relief from nighttime mishaps. Do the deed and shop with Darryl, and give up this filter crap! She'll be glad you did.

(Submitted by macboysf)

If counter cards are greeting cards... then Derek has a much bigger problem than my mother's "Gotta have a card for every occasion... just in case. " Derek... I'm sure there is a support group. You can always stop on the way to the party to get the card...

(Submitted by Andre)

I think I passed him in the corridor on his way to the counter card support group, just after I'd left Receipts Anonymous. He looked like he was desperate to get to the Missing Childrens Board before closing.

(Submitted by doug )

marco, where are you? please come back...

(Submitted by cmp )

Who stole the Childrens Board ... it's missing again.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

ARRID DEO. LEAVES MARKS ON YOUR CLOTHES, WHAT DID I TELL YOU STAY WITH THE CLEAR!

(Submitted by watch out for the albino monkey )

albino monkeys hide in your ceiling and when nobody is looking they grab you and pull you up with really long tails and eat you with their cool fangs.

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

I always wondered about those commercials. How do those people get deodorant all over their clothes and why does it even matter? I see a rather pronounced inability when it comes to hand eye coordination. And the albino monkeys are hardly more of a threat than those fish i was telling you guys about way back.

(Submitted by mike )

the blades are wal mart refills for their cheap version of gilette razors, you guys are right our hero is a cheapskate! live on counter cards!!