Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Brian)

Asparagus isn't going to make those Dri-Bottoms smell any sweeter.

(Submitted by Yat in New Orleans)

Vinca Bright? What the heck is that? You northerners scare me.

(Submitted by Embs)

Mmmmmm...I love asparagus!

(Submitted by quackr)

Hair color? Derek's not a natural blonde!

(Submitted by Heather)

Does asparagus make your pee smell, too? And why are you buying asparagus from Wal- Mart? I can't imagine that it's fresh.

(Submitted by Hose)

Dri-bottoms, be damned! You need to buy training pants instead. Potty-train your kid, already!

(Submitted by TOPPER)

DRI-BOTTOMS SUCK. I PREFER MY BOTTOMS YOUNG, FRESH & WELL LUBED.

(Submitted by BoyTommy)

Topper, so you're the one I made out with when crusing the men's room at Wal-Mart - yes you do like lube on the bottom

(Submitted by Chris)

I hope that flower is still around if you're paying 97 cents for one seed.

(Submitted by Jaswinder Singh)

You suck and have no life. You get ripped off you freak. Buy from my store.

(Submitted by OCD)

Mustache trimmer, hair dye...and the mid-life crisis sets in. Can you get miatas at walmart?

(Submitted by Twinkles)

April 5th, and his thumb is starting to turn green again. Spring arrives in Minnesota/N Dakota.

(Submitted by al )

Now this is a change...asparagus....did you see that...almost makes me wonder if ..nah. what are the odds J ???....ya gotta love it.

(Submitted by Drew the chica who loves this site )

I am a bit dissapointed that you never go shopping on my birthday...April 25, that is. Grrr...I would like a present sent to me on that date this year. Please do not include the Dry Bottoms and Asparagus. However, hair dye might be nice.

(Submitted by doug )

vinca bright -- the voluptuous vixen who starred in "jake and the fat man" in the early nineties.

(Submitted by mary )

why r there different area codes on every receipt

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

THANK YOU FOR DYING YOUR HAIR FOR MY FASHION SHOW!