Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Brian)

More Halloween decorations...you're crafty. That gauze wouldn't be for a nosy neighbor, would it? Planning on having a mummy sitting on the front porch? You must be some kind of evil genius.

(Submitted by Daniel)

You must have got carried away with the aim n’ flame then needed to make an emergency run to wal-mart for some gauze

(Submitted by dyverge)

Isn't it odd that he doesn't buy fireworks on the fourth of July, but he does go all-out on halloween?

(Submitted by McBee)

And what's up with the Tefla Pads? Were they out of Maxis?

(Submitted by Max)

I hereby declare today Grandparents day!

(Submitted by homer4k)

Just wondered what you were doing on my birthday in 98. Not much more that I did

(Submitted by beez)

Grandparents day is Sept. 8 or 10 (the day before or after my birthday) So I think they bought WAY too much register tape this month!

(Submitted by erick)

This is my birthday. He shuoldave got me a cake ya know!

(Submitted by Chad )

I need you people to realize that wal*mart doesn't sell fireworks. OK!

(Submitted by Katie )

Wal-mart does too sell fire works

(Submitted by Geoff )

Maybe the crazy Wal-Mart in crazy land, but none of the Wal-Marts around here (total of 1) sell fire-works.

(Submitted by doug )

you've got to give to wal- mart. they start selling halloween stuuf over a month early. incredible! my wal- mart doesn't sell fireworks either.

(Submitted by Merlin )

You seem to have so many injuries and ailments and impairments, yet you just keep on trying. You are a determined sort of guy, Derek.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ARE WEARING FLAME RETRANT CLOTHES, WHEN USING THOSE CANDLES!

(Submitted by poodlefart )

September 22 Halloween Decorations (he's already got kit kats, almond joys, m m plain). If you haven't put the human skull puzzle together, then maybe you should wear some RETRANT clothes, cuz kid, you're RETRAN.

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

Beez and everyone else>> It says "make every day grandparent's day". Therefore they didn't buy too much tape, it wouldn't make sense to have a message like that on there for just grandparents day, now would it. No, it wouldn't. That was pretty dumb, eh? Timmy!

(Submitted by Jeff )

The Wal-Mart stores in Florida DO sell fireworks. Just because the one store by you doesn't, does not mean that none do!

(Submitted by Usagi )

Wow, a lot of injuries around your house. Why don't you try cleaning the place once in a while instead of working in the yard all the time?