Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Claire)

So you needed a sponge, rubber gloves, and wipes that day? I DON'T want to know what you were doing!!!

(Submitted by talvin)

yeah claire, but you didnt even mention the bf vst plzo .

(Submitted by Brian)

See, this is why I don't go to Wal Mart. They're ALWAYS charging you for bf vst plzo you didn't even want. Props to you for catching on to the scam. But keep an eye out in the future for wm p twl 3pk.

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

wow! i've been browsing through these chronologically, and i see you've bought a new scanner! does this mean the quality of these images are going to get better after this one. (if they don't, i'm going to be very dissapointed)...but then again, what should i expect from someone who buys computer hardware from walmart....

(Submitted by Beth)

What color was the nail polish??

(Submitted by yat)

TD Socks? Kick @ss... those will help the Vikings for sure this year!

(Submitted by Byron)

Your BF VST PLZO is $16.96 in America? Come up to Vancouver I live beside a BF VST PLZO factory I can get for FREE!!!

(Submitted by hulawho)

Gonna have to keep those pens away from that kiddo. Scribbling all over the very important wal-mart receipts is a big No-No!

(Submitted by cassandle)

I don't know about you, but I like my XXX soft and white.

(Submitted by dyverge)

Soft white x, where x is an unspecified noun. Only 94 cents. Want some?

(Submitted by Zoctan)

He probably never had a scanner before today. After this day, it was only a matter of time until a thought entered his head. He thought "No, that's silly". But after a few months he realized "yes, I WOULD like to scan my butt!"

(Submitted by Max)

Butt!? i was waiting for you to say Walmart reciepts

(Submitted by jim)

WalMart Paper ToWeLs 3 PacK

(Submitted by Cheri)

It looks like he can't decide whether he's gonna scan Wal-Mart receipts or start a kinky sex website for fetish lovers!

(Submitted by Dalliance)

WOW! Epoxy 1000..that's some serious Epoxy...gonna get that kid potty trained yet, aren't you Derek...you crazy man!!

(Submitted by Cin)

What about pld twil pan, would that be plaid twill pants? oooooh, hot!

(Submitted by Trevor)

This was a very well-rounded receipt. It makes me happy to know that he went through a lot of the store, not just cat litter andy Dri-bottoms.

(Submitted by Andre)

Yes, I want to know, was that THE scanner? The one and the same? Don't you think it makes you feel all warm and runny down your left leg to know that this is THE scanner, which has brought us so much joy and happiness? Hats off to you, oh 0748001121317.

(Submitted by pandora)

well, braless or not, this wife certainly seems to take better care of herself! she knows how to keep her man.

(Submitted by Insane1)

His girl knows how to take of him. Using Pantyhose, TD socks, rubber gloves, and soft white X. Our Derek will never be the same if she leaves him. Our hats off to you Derek

(Submitted by Geoff )

It seems like Derok had quite a night.

(Submitted by Merlin )

Wow.

(Submitted by cmp )

I'm curious about the rubber gloves and the curling iron ... Derek's gettin' kinky!!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHAT COLOR SOCKS?

(Submitted by Brian )

The Wal Mart employee checking these items must be a rookie. See how the Soft White X items are split up? They did well with the pantyhose and socks. Or maybe Derek was testing them by haphazardly loading his items on the items on the conveyor belt, concealing the Soft White X beneath the socks. trickery trickery

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

Andre is right and hdj jewboy is wrong. This site first went up on 11/17/99 way AFTER this scanner was bought. Instead of teasing derek about the soil and diapers you should be making fun of him for liking 8-tracks. Unique, but not just a little bit sad. Timmy!

(Submitted by Usagi )

If you didn't want a BF VST PLZO, why did you buy two?

(Submitted by Quackers )

you think the TD in TD SOCKS stands for Tye-Dyed? quack

(Submitted by Indomitus )

"Let's see... Sponge? Check. Rubber gloves? Check. Pantyhose? Check, and check. Wet wipes? Check. Video tape? Check. Alright, it's PARTY TIME!!"

(Submitted by Loving it! )

WOW Cola for 58 cents. That's why I love WALMART!