Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by talvin)

ahhh, a little gardening.thats nice.

(Submitted by Bob)

I see we're buisy planting clay. And putting diapers on them. Hmmm.

(Submitted by StealthDonut)

I see the potty seat's just not working out...

(Submitted by Laurie)

Told ya' he be nuts by spring. He bought four planters and saucers for his azelea fetish.

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

APRIL FOOLS!!!

(Submitted by ronk)

Ah, planning a little gardening/diapering prank, I see. That's just nasty.

(Submitted by mr_pymp)

He grows & sells weed so that he can buy all the dri- bottoms!

(Submitted by playa Chris)

man you must grow the plants then throw them off the condo balcony i mean jeez how do you kill them so fast. Please spare the plants and give up gardening

(Submitted by Shannon's mum)

I think this receipt has a certain divine symmetry to it. That Shannon Koch is a true genius.

(Submitted by pandora)

has anyone noticed the rise in price on scotts soil? it used to be 2something and now it's $3.33. highway robbery!

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

My theory is there are stacks of Dri-Bottoms at each checkout, and whatever Derek shopping for, standing in the queue, he thinks to himself *what the heck* and grabs a Dri-Bottoms off the pile.

(Submitted by Zany Lanie )

I just thought I would comment on this particular receipt since the date is my birthday. Oddly enough I find this site fascinating and think it is a great conversation starter! Only recommendation: reward for potty training. It worked wonders for my son and saved on the price of diapers and my sanity!! Lol.

(Submitted by Geoff )

Derek has realized that his misty garden needs some upkeep, the movie must be starting filming soon.

(Submitted by Brian )

Hey, this is weird...any idea what has happened?

(Submitted by Me )

It looks like it's a problem here, but only with me!

(Submitted by B )

Well, fix it please...

(Submitted by Biker guy )

Are you getting thru to anybody?

(Submitted by me )

I've checked a couple and they haven't got anything - very strange - no one else is having a problem - I sent you a couple of notes yesterday & this morning - I can fax them over if you want!

(Submitted by Emma )

don't know for sure if I'm up & running yet...

(Submitted by E )

don't send any mails through - they seem to be getting stuck! ooer!

(Submitted by AC/DC )

I knew you'd be back...

(Submitted by Abi )

well it was almost a touch too much to bear, but i'm all right now...

(Submitted by Merlin )

And I said there was a planting orgy after Christmas! We're really round the bend now.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

FLOWERS FOR ME, THANK U!

(Submitted by Mink Boy )

Now why do you keep coming back here...I'm glad you do.

(Submitted by Leather Pants )

dunno - same reason you do I guess....no emails today - don't know if there's a problem....(today's Friday BTW)

(Submitted by Harry )

I'm gonna stop doing this, I promise...

(Submitted by Mink Girl )

Don't stop........

(Submitted by Hugger )

OK, just to prove I'm sadder than you...

(Submitted by Really Sad Now )

I don't know....I could be in the lead.....

(Submitted by Ponytail )

Second place isn't that bad y'know...you'll always be first with me.

(Submitted by Mattster )

As it's April 1st, perhaps there's some bizarre plant related prank in the offing?

(Submitted by Red Dress )

Just to see if you're checking....

(Submitted by Devil Boy )

But of course...

(Submitted by Beaver Strip )

Well....!

(Submitted by Beaver Eater )

You really make me smile...and I really need that...I hope I give you just as much happiness in return...

(Submitted by Hugging Girl )

I'm just glad you're smiling.......I'm smiling back......

(Submitted by Mr. Hellion )

I can't wait to hold you in my arms.

(Submitted by orange shorts )

I think i'm about to be ripped off.......

(Submitted by Big Tipper )

I know it...

(Submitted by The Black Miniskirt )

Hello!!!

(Submitted by Slinky Lover )

You lookin' for me?

(Submitted by Bat Girl )

Love me, love my slinky!

(Submitted by Slinky )

Server's stuffed!! Back on line soon.......

(Submitted by Git )

I know how it feels...

(Submitted by Golden Earring )

Anyone told you, you're a diamond geezer...

(Submitted by Radar Lover )

Nobody that cares...wanna be the first?

(Submitted by Black Pearl )

I guess I'm the first then....

(Submitted by Pearl Necklace )

I've always thought so...

(Submitted by Pearl Diver )

Just a quick hello......hello!

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

you must have been really bored weirdo! Timmy!

(Submitted by Psycho Dad )

Wonder which one of us is the weirdo...

(Submitted by Mad Cow )

I think I know, and it's not you or me....

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

yeah, i wonder too fag. shut the hell up. post something that isn't gay. Trying to be nice and not call you a fucking queer-ass bitch, but weirdo wans't good enough for you, i'd guess. Only retards and gays make conversations with themselves, "not you or me". And from the very long one that you had my guess is that you are both, often openly. Timmy!

(Submitted by Back Acre )

What REALLY scares me, is that this person is probably able to procreate...kocham was babydoll...

(Submitted by babydoll )

I'm sending you a BIG hug....

(Submitted by Huggy )

For the record, that's not a roll of quarters in my pocket...

(Submitted by What then )

really, must be the dog's bollocks then...

(Submitted by Wilma Fingerdoo )

Since he no longer has them, it could be...but I doubt it...

(Submitted by wayslo )

o.k...now i get it...

(Submitted by language barrier )

how long did it take?

(Submitted by Strom )

The mind is the first thing to go...THANK GAWD!!!

(Submitted by been a while )

Hey!

(Submitted by Nic's friend )

Old habits are hard to break...speaking of old and hard...

(Submitted by hah! )

don't you mean old & fat....

(Submitted by fhdh )

<img src=http://www.ieatcrayons.com /bob.gif height=900 width=300>hi

(Submitted by Quackers )

im confused...

(Submitted by Domain Mover )

It's been a while, hasn't it...

(Submitted by Thanksgiver )

Sho 'nuff

(Submitted by Just about )

Boo!

(Submitted by Someone )

you sure go through alot of cups!