Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by CM)

Leave me alone! Why are you stalking me? I told you it was over!

(Submitted by Stealthdonut)

Chief, I think potty training should start soon!

(Submitted by Laurie )

Have you checked into support groups for obsessive compulsive Wal-Mart Shoppers. If you don't go to Wal-Mart three times a week do you feel nervous and anxious?

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

has anyone considered that this person has more than one baby...thats why there's constant dri-bottom purchasing...one gets potty trained, while the next gets born...either that, or the diapers are all for him.

(Submitted by Beth)

Yeah, and the appearance of more candy and sweets on the list..Is she pregnant again? Or is it just after the holidays sales??? hmm...

(Submitted by Byron)

What's Cm Obession??

(Submitted by StealthDonut)

With the Sam's Gift Card, you can bulk buy those Dri-Bottoms and still have enough left over for toothbrush covers

(Submitted by JBaker)

I was drawn to this day as it was my 42nd birthday, as it is today, only I'm 2 years older. I find it interesting that all of the slips have "Customer Copy" printed on the bottom, as if to say this receipt is for just another copy of the previous customer. As I have just finished reading an article in our local paper detailing a local business's attempt to make stem cells from cow eggs for the use of regeneration of other diseased cells in a human body I am wondering if Wal*Mart is far ahead in this field of research? I understand also that Sam is really partying with Elvis in the NorthWest corner of Montana......

(Submitted by Max)

Your going to have to treat those reciepts a little better than this one if you want them to last mister.

(Submitted by girlyboy)

I think jbaker got into the animal crack supply... and the knee brace is obviously for chore boy

(Submitted by Arjuna88)

Message still says gift card available after the holiday buying season. They should of sold the message to Nabisco for the super bowl.

(Submitted by The Sinnovator)

Don't you hate it when they staple the receipts to the bag?

(Submitted by toonces)

I am upset that Derek is so secretive about his other consumer spending habits. I would like ALL of his recepits posted! I want to know what this man eats and drinks, besides that one time he did the Dew.

(Submitted by Swanky My Pants)

CoMpulsive Obsession - WalMart are charging him for his receipt fetish now, but at least it's at a reasonable price, after all, they do sell for less.

(Submitted by Kevin )

What a waste on your gray matter to be doing this. Dont show your credit card number. Man, get a life!

(Submitted by Geoff )

If you had read the FAQ he said that his credit card is now out of date...show some initiative and research the greatness that is Derek's site.

(Submitted by Merlin )

Derek, the previous two receipts were not yours, were they? I bet you found them in the parking lot.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DRI, DRI, DRI MY WET BOTTOM! DRI, DRI, DRI MY WET BEHIND! DRI, DRI, DRI, NO MORE WET BEHIND!

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

What are your guys opinion on Matt Krieg, Daryl Marchetta, and Ryan Hoage? Matt thinks he's better than everybody else, but despite this most of you still like him. Personal choices are allowed, i'm told. It IS pretty obvious that he manages good, but as far as personality goes Daryl is my walmart manager of the day. If anybody here has been over to the Hornbacher's place tell me whether it's good; I might fly up north to do my shopping. I would find it amusing if i came back and responded, because they would do so with the knowledge that their opinion is worth far far less than mine. In derek's name, Timmy!

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all )

I would find it amusing if i came back and SOMEONE HAD responded TO ME, because they.....>>I knew the first time i messed up what i wrote pretty bad would be when i was acting all full of myself. Let this be a lesson to you all. whatever, Timmy!

(Submitted by kat )

i think you people need to chill out about the potty training. if you all rush your kids like that, you're gonna end up with a bunch of crack whore kids.

(Submitted by Umm )

The Kid(Daughter, named Destiny) is only two. Not really a rush to potty train a two year old. And he doesn't have more kids.. His wife does get pregnent kinda soon though.. in like, mid '98, so there won't be more maxi purchases.. but it's not his kid. She leaves him in October. If you learn about him(I.e. stalk him) and get some info, the reciepts turn into a neat soap opera!!!!

(Submitted by Quackers )

the one we cant read is WHITE PUKE. quack

(Submitted by Nora (australia) )

ummmm could it be he has twins or triplets???