Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by haha)

doh! The dri-bottoms went up in price!

(Submitted by Brian)

Oh, no, now you have to sleep in a cat napper due to your excessive pillow use. I hope you've learned your lesson. BTW, how's that condo working out for you?

(Submitted by Annna)

Bonbons, Chocolate X and Valentine's candy. Mmm.

(Submitted by mr_pymp)

Mach Screws. The fastest screws... ever.

(Submitted by grandma)

get a dishwasher for Christmas?

(Submitted by StealthDonut)

If you apply Jet-Dry to those Dri-bottoms, you'll get diapers with no spotting

(Submitted by Zoctan)

Buying chocolate and a mirror? Want to see yourself fatten?

(Submitted by Dynamo)

Hey Derek: What is the refill? Haven't you broken the original yet? I know the original container of wipes could never have taken such abuse.

(Submitted by Geoff)

Yep, I think he spawned again. Condoms, try condoms.

(Submitted by burn)

He got 2 2pks. I figure those are condoms but these only last 60 min. Last time he bought them they were 90 min.

(Submitted by Max)

About time tho tiolet was cleaned, you hardly ever even buy toilet paper

(Submitted by Lance)

So you bought a Cat Napper huh? Looks like you shouldn't have got rid of the old cat.

(Submitted by Dalliance)

Yay!! candy...peanut butter bonbon. I just luv a good bonbon, don't ya'll?

(Submitted by Trevor)

He bought the Valentine's Candy for himself. No man shops for Valentines in January- Feb 13th, Feb 14th, Maybe- but January? Heck no!

(Submitted by Kat)

Hey, the cat food you buy isn't THAT expensive. No need to hire someone to catnap your cat.

(Submitted by Yesterday's Hero)

Now, if I was Tupac's girlfriend, I really WOULD be sueing. Only 60 minutes? I bet Derek manages better than that with the chore boy!

(Submitted by pandora)

good point trevor. thats what i'm thinking. there is no way he bought that candy as a gift. he ate it on the way home. not that there is anything wrong with that...

(Submitted by pandora)

by the way, this is by far my favorite receipt. i love this one! the variety, the boldness! waht a way to bring in a new year! right on!

(Submitted by javed )

From: Beygi Food Industrial Group P.O. Box:51335-3395 Tel:+98-41-373641(4) Fax: +98-41-373640 Dear Sir/Madam Beygi Food Industrial Group is one of the greatest and oldest manufacturers of Chocolate, Biscuit and wafer in the region of Iran. (approx. 30 years) We are glad to say that our activities have been based on the best quality of products and being cheap and accepting the customer's orders or suggestions. It would be better if you know that our products has earned Iran Standard Certificate and has won the golden star for the best quality from Switzerland BID in 1999. About the facilities of this company we can say that it consists of the development laboratories and the searching and developing department. Nowadays, Beygi products are exported more than 17 countries in the whole of the world. So we will be glad if we have a good distributor or a sole agency in your country until your beloved people also enjoy our products and benefit our services. If you think you need more information pls. not to hesitate and contact with us. By the way, you can see our products in the following site address: http://www.beygi.com Email: beygi@itm.co.ir Best regards. Faranak - Ghadimkhani Director of Foreign Relations.

(Submitted by Geoff )

It seems I have finally gotten ahead of Casey.

(Submitted by Golasal )

WEEK Food Industrial Group is one of the greatest and oldest manufacturers of Chocolate, Biscuit and wafer in the region of Iran. (approx. 50 years) We are glad to say that our activities have been based on the best quality of products and being cheap and accepting the customer's orders or suggestions. It would be better if you know that our products has earned Iran Standard Certificate . About the facilities of this company we can say that it consists of the development laboratories and the searching and developing department. Nowadays, Golasal products are exported more than 20 countries in the whole of the world. So we will be glad if we have a good distributor or a sole agency in your country until your beloved people also enjoy our products and benefit our services. If you think you need more information pls. not to hesitate and contact with us. By the way, you can see our products in the following site address: http://www.Golasal.com Email: Golasal@Golasal.com Best regards. Mohammad Reza Rajabi

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DOOR MIRROR TO CHECK YOUR SELF OUT, YOU GO BOY!

(Submitted by flying flynn )

TIMMY.... WHERE ARE YOU???????

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

I got some recognition! YES YES YES! I broke my computer fling flynn and although i read all of them i didn't get to put comments on them until later...now. I've always wanted someone to notice i was gone...this was beginning to look like my whole life, *sob* where the only person who ever noticed when i wasn't around was my boss *sniffle* Golasal>> Oh, man, you reall outdid javed. I would definately go with your company! >>and i was wondering when derek would get at least one mirror for his car, man that's really dangerous. Possibly worse than accidently having your turning signals wired backwards or having a sticker of a big middle finger over your speedometer. (timmy isn't my name) in that loser derek's name i pray, Timmy!

(Submitted by Amanda! )

what is your cat's name? and what are dry bottoms?

(Submitted by Usagi )

Mmm candy. Someone's got a new lady friend! No one buys candy for his wife in January.

(Submitted by Quackers )

You guys have it all wrong it's not VALintine's CANDY it's VALium CANDY. mmm...valium candy...

(Submitted by seen it all )

I see you changed to the 60 min. 2 packs... 90 min. damn near killed you huh?

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

Yo! It be Snake, Solid Snake! Not that bastard liquid... Anyway, I am happy to say that I am in jail. Damn