Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by James)

Hope you weren't sick for Christmas, that can be a bummer.

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

christmas tree (CHECK!), missletoe (CHECK!), presents (CHECK!), carmex tube...uhmm... looks like christmas just wouldn't be complete without a carmex tube. back to walmart you go!

(Submitted by Sharon)

Has anybody noticed there haven't been any Maxi's lately? Oh, no ... now the Dri-Bottoms will NEVER go away!

(Submitted by Zoctan)

Comtrex, huh? Didn't know you were *that* kind of guy. no, I don't know what I'm talking about.

(Submitted by Dynamo)

Sharon: They are still working on the second bag of Maxis since 1996. Menopause perhaps or maybe they are tapping into the dri-bottoms cache they started hoarding in January. What will they do for Y2K if they use up all the diapers now? I am getting worried.

(Submitted by lol)

I think his wife is at that age...

(Submitted by Geoff)

Good point about the maxis. We have enough people already. I want to see some condoms on these receipts.

(Submitted by Max)

Leave the damn chore boy alone! He's not into that kinky carmex tube stuff anymore

(Submitted by Syrinx75)

I work in a pharmacy, and I always hate when people ask for Carmex in a squeeze tube. The jars are MUCH better! Also; look for the new Carmex "clickstick." Kinda like a Chapstick tube, only Carmex!

(Submitted by danielle)

i can't believe anybody would go shopping for alka-seltzer with a visa card! *sigh*

(Submitted by Gräg)

This guy is so sick, don't wonder if this guy buys alka- seltzer with a credit card.

(Submitted by Flölölölölökenschnökl)

Don't give a damn about the carmex, I'd give anything to own a diaeresis! You rule, Gräg!

(Submitted by Kelly)

Doesn't this guy seem to care that his visa credit card number is on the internet for milions of people to see? I would.

(Submitted by Channon )

Hey! My dad buys carmex alll the freakin time! He's like addicted to it or something :P I don't really know why I said that,it has nothing to do with your site. Oh well.

(Submitted by Steve )

What the hell is Carmex anyway???

(Submitted by Casey )

Well, Carmex in itself is nothing, but Carmex in a tube... that's a whole new playing field.

(Submitted by Geoff )

So next time I cannot find some place to play soccer, I should just look for a Carmex Tube?

(Submitted by Merlin )

Watson: What is that on the table? Holmes: Elementary, my dear Carmex Tube. Watson: Really, Holmes, and just before Christmas?!!!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

AND YOU STOLE THE REAL GIFTS FOR CHRISTAMAS RIGHT?

(Submitted by flying flynn )

I want to know: why is LBJ validating this guys VISA purchase? Thought he was dead.

(Submitted by Sandy )

Oh my gosh! I thought I was the only one! I've been addicted to Carmex since 1982 and don't think I've gone one hour without it since! It's the greatest invention since sliced bread!

(Submitted by Lisa )

Nothing like a little last minute holiday shopping, but you might want to slow down because I think Carmex is a little extravagant.

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

All the talk about not buying toys for the baby kid or child relatives is a valid point, but you guys should stop rubbing it in that his ex-wife and him aren't together anymore. He probably can make the CGI tell him where you are, and the last thing you want is an angry divorced guy tryin to kill you. __I shop at walmart for christmas because they have good prices and you can shop for EVERYBODY. In the fallen derek's name i pray, Timmy!

(Submitted by Quackers )

yet another 20 bucks that grag and flolol are the same person. also, he already got his kid a chrismas present, let's not forget the eyepatch.

(Submitted by kuroneko )

I don't know anyone else that would use a Visa to pay for $8.57 worth of stuff. Does he not carry cash? Is he afraid someone will rob him? If he is, he should be more afraid of someone taking his credit card number...not that I'm giving anybody ideas...hehe...

(Submitted by Clara )

Hey Timmy, the wife didn't leave 'til October 1998. This is only December 1997. Now where are those maxi pads?

(Submitted by Bonnie )

Awwww, somebody wasn't feeling well for Christmas this year.....

(Submitted by Kim )

Why doesn't the tax ever add up to 6.5% of the purchase?