Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by kevin harrington)

What was the need for the dual packages of fuses, i hope you know

(Submitted by meg)

What exactly is a Kool Kit? Make your own methol cigarettes?

(Submitted by HOKU)

I'm also known as Kiana, and I can't sing worth a crap.

(Submitted by mr pants)

Aha! caught you being disloyal to your LOCAL wal- mart! hang your head in shame.

(Submitted by slider)

Fargo, Ey? Tired of all the Fargo Jokes yet, ey?

(Submitted by Erica)

Oh my God! No DRI-BOTTOMS today?!?! what is the world coming to!? ps- fargo jokes? did I miss something?

(Submitted by Emlyn)

Even Zannah thinks you're a loesr! Give it up!

(Submitted by Andre Crabshaw)

RIP Dri-bottoms

(Submitted by sadie)

as it happens, my best friend works in a drugstore. Between the two of us, we can keep tabs on the whole town's activities. It's a very small town.

(Submitted by jules)

making a bomb?

(Submitted by Cheryl)

this website IS useless, but only smart folks would know why you post your freakin WALMART receipts for the nation to see. Well, at least I know and all I can say is way to go.... by the way, how the hell did I get here?

(Submitted by me)

i'm scared

(Submitted by Melvin)

I was Just wondering If your a nerd since you Bought a Kool Kit (whatever it is)?

(Submitted by sasha)

I wish we had Wal-mart in Australia

(Submitted by Solid Snake)

Another Weird story for ya. On July 4th at 10 PM, I bought 10 Pizzas, 5 Packages of gum, a BB Gun, A pair of Binuculars, Some Camo, About 400 BBs, Sunglasses, Cigerettes, 3 Cases of Beer, A Lawn Chair, A Digital Camera, a Scanner, and photo-editing software. Just try and guess what I did...

(Submitted by Alex)

What is a cool kit? Is it some substitute for dri-bottoms? Does the kit help you plug up the child's anus, therfore preventing excriment? Oh yea... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

(Submitted by we "N/A")

Teeny little Super Guy...pops right up before your eye..he's no bigger then your thumb...snap your fingers here I come...

(Submitted by pothead )

Teeny little Super Guy- love him! Sesame Street, right? Awww, gotta love the classics. kool kit sounds neato man

(Submitted by super gal )

why was teeny little super guy stuck in a cup? how did he go through cabinets and countertops

(Submitted by b )

EYE READ THE PAGE STORY OF YOU IN IN STYLE MAGAZINE EYE LIVE IN TORONTO CANADA AND THOUGHT THAT YOU HAD A GREAT IDEA HERE LET ME SEND YA SOME OF MY WALMART RECEIPTS FROM CANADA WILL YA PUT THEM UP????

(Submitted by Donna )

I heard about your site on National Public Radio! I love America!

(Submitted by ME )

The teeny little super guy ROCKS MAN!!!!!You just made my day!!!*Ahh,the memories...*

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

God, i hope you don't mind but for the time being i'm gonna worship the Teeny little super guy. The amount of weed the original creators of Sesame Street had to have gone through. I agree that TLSG is much cooler than ernie, but not by that much. we "N/A" wrote a song that i believe to have been ernie on three occasions and noone wrote a response, and the Super guy gets drowned in his cup by all the responses after one comment. Temporarily not in your service, Timmy!

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

The guy in the sink keeps taking my silverware, please help me Teeny Little Super Guy, *snap**snap*.

(Submitted by DREW the chica who loves this site )

I must say that I've read all of these things in the past few days (alas...What the hell am I doing???). My first boyfriend's name was Derek... I love your site!!! However, the Kool Kit is somewhat disturbing.

(Submitted by Casey )

hmmm... is the guy in your sink miniture, because you could use this to your advantage! You oculd nurture the mini man with brides of sliverware, and give lots of books, with any luck he'll develope into a genius and you can stick him in you chest pocket for all those times when you need a mini smart guy.

(Submitted by Geoff aka Casey's "Mini Smart Guy" )

Yeah, but remember to feed him sometimes or he'll eat your mother and your next door neighbor's brother's friend's girlfriend.

(Submitted by Casey )

Though it adds a good twist I meant to say bribes and not brides originally.. Yeah, they always go for the neighbours' brother's friend's girlfriend first...

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DEREK IS KOOL!

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

A follow up to my post on this page. To aid in your guessing on what I did with all that crap, I shall give you a clue. It got me put in jail for 30 days, and I can no longer be within 100 yards of the Asheville Civic center.

(Submitted by darden )

You forgot the dry bottoms!

(Submitted by kinky )

Ya know what.. shut up about the damned Fargo jokes.. I kind of live there! No.. we aren't all hics... that movie depicted people from Bemidji.. not Fargo

(Submitted by Andrea )

That's shitload of fuses...

(Submitted by Ryan )

Derek-- We haven't heard from you in a while...What is a Kool-Kit?

(Submitted by lindsey )

NPR KICKS ASS!

(Submitted by vasky )

what?no maxi pads..looks like you may need to buy a home pregnacy test next trip(on the visa of course)geez....

(Submitted by Jess )

What no Dri Bottoms?

(Submitted by Nora (australia) )

no dri bottoms???? yayyyyyy it is 9:54 p.m. on a Monday night here in Adelaide South Australia, and what am i doing while hubby is fast asleep??? I AM READING DEREK'S WAL MART RECEIPTS!!! oh gosh, i have more stress in my life than i thought....duh duh duh duh duh duh

(Submitted by kuroneko )

hmm...wouldn't that be like 1:54 a.m. on a wednesday afternoon?...oh wait...that's not possible...

(Submitted by hoge )

I just wanted to express my condolences. smack me!

(Submitted by Cathy )

Hi hoge. Need another hug? (((hoge))) I need a hug now.

(Submitted by jake )

personally i think people are taking this way to seriously. this is a place to have fun and talk with some other people who share the same interest. there is no need for venting out 18 years of pent up anger.