Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Syvia)

ooh... snickers buy me some

(Submitted by meg)

Good man buying feminine products for his sweetie!

(Submitted by KIANA)

You know what? This is a fake name. And you know what else? (chicken butt? NO!) You must like those dri-bottoms. I've seen them in a grocery store.

(Submitted by Sarah)

About time you got some deodorant

(Submitted by Jessie)

Do you get enough Dri- bottoms??? Geez.

(Submitted by rebecca)

why did you feel the urge to put all of these things on the internet? do you NOT have a life?

(Submitted by derek)

I dunno...YOU'RE the one reading them all and are leaving comments! ;)

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

I'm beginging to wonder if is the legendary BABY PANTS with all those DRI-BOTTOMS he's buying?

(Submitted by Sissy)

don't you ever buy anything interesting?

(Submitted by mr_pymp)

Of course he does! Do you know many people that have to buy pliers in conjunction with dri-bottoms? I think not.

(Submitted by Carrie)

at least you fed the cat some food not just treats

(Submitted by Yoinks)

Well, it looks like Derek upgraded his Maxi Shield to an ULTRA MAXI shield :)

(Submitted by somebody)

how often DOES your wife get the rag...or is it you?!?

(Submitted by wisk)

ULTRA MAXI shield protect agains twice as much damage. I found one in a red dragon's lair

(Submitted by zoctan)

Cat food and Snickers? Damn that's some good eatin.

(Submitted by ShadowVee)

I had a Snickers in my freezer. I love frozen Snickers. But when I went to go get it just now, it was gone. :( Someone ate my frozen Snickers.

(Submitted by Chameleon)

Now I've Seen Everything!!!

(Submitted by Erica)

you have enough anti-leakage products there?! by the way, WHAT would one use pliers, conditioner, and snickers bars for?! is this gonna get kinky? :)

(Submitted by crunchy)

My dog eats cat food. Do you have a dog or a cat?

(Submitted by Basil)

What the hell are dry-bottoms?

(Submitted by smacdad)

What a great country... where we can comment on someone else's Wal-Mart receipts online. Wow.

(Submitted by PowerBook G3)

WHAT THE FOUECK ARE "Dri-Bottoms"?????????

(Submitted by Andre Crabshaw)

Sounds like you should invest in sphagnum moss...far more absorbent, and recommended by 5 out of 7 alien anal pro

(Submitted by bootta64)

hey have you ever seen the bird that hides from queers

(Submitted by sadie)

Ah, but by examining Derek's purchases we can all examine our own purchasing habits. I, for one, have bought sandals, diapers, foundation, a Seventeen Magazine and a Parenting Magazine at Wal-Mart all at once (and at four a.m., no less!). I believe this makes me every bit as odd.

(Submitted by Cortney)

I like the idea of a website devoted to one man's Wal-Mart experience, but I also think that some of the visitor comments tend to reflect a lack of thought process and general life signs on the part of the commentators.

(Submitted by jim)

Only one plier and not a pair of pliers? Oh you must have another plier at home. What is the work of one plier plying?

(Submitted by tomty)

I am just amazed . Why dont you just have a weekly shop .....do a list man get a grip...

(Submitted by mouse)

Dilworth?!! *Bows her head in shame as she realizes she shops there too*

(Submitted by bumcheese)

OOOOOOOHHHHhhhhhhh......... SNickers are only 44 cents in the USA? Maybe i should move there. No wait, that would be a stupid thing to do.

(Submitted by SUSIE)

DON'T YOU BUY THAT BABY ANYTHING BESIDES DIAPERS? IT? WILL FREEZE IT'S BUTT OFF. OOPS, ITS BUTT IS COVERED.

(Submitted by ice_queen)

boooooooring

(Submitted by aprouddaddy)

OK people, it is apparent to me that most of you have not had a kid. Dri bottoms are diapers and a baby will use a ton of them (they poop all the time but they wait till you change them to pee so you have to change them again)as for using cloth diapers...man you have to be kidding...by the time you but all the detergent, fabric softener and such and figure in the amount of time it takes to wash and fold them and figure in the increase in your water bill the disposables are alot cheaper. Way to go Derek (I hope you changed some of those diapers too).

(Submitted by old hippy)

i love you guys, man

(Submitted by ChusmaChula)

It takes a diaper 7 years to decompose.

(Submitted by captain obvious)

That's gum in your stomach, you idiot. Diapers take muuuucchhh longer

(Submitted by Momma Kitti)

Disposable diapers are stored in silos in rural areas to use in biological warfare. I'm sur my funky butt son has his own silo, since he's superpoppery stinky.

(Submitted by in lieu of reed)

Oh man, you bought MAXI SHIELDs the other day and now you're buying a pair of pliers and ULTRA MAXIs. Dude, please tell me that's for your cat.

(Submitted by Solid Snake)

Ahh. I love this site. Where else Can I equal someone in Weirdnes? You want weird? At 2:30 AM on December 26th, I went int to Wal-Mart and Bought 10 Packs of Condoms, 3 Enemas, 2 Bottles of Pepsi, "Electronic Gaming Monthly", A Mulan Video, 2 Rolls of Film, A "Twisted Metal" Video Game, a Bottle of Pepto Bismol and 3 Frozen Pizzas. BEAT THAT, DERECK.

(Submitted by smiley)

Shania Twain sucks. And the receipts are really dumb, but reading the comments is kinda fun :)

(Submitted by some guy)

you suck

(Submitted by WE "N/A")

Though I'd like to look down on the earth from above...I would miss all the places and people I love...So although I might go I'll be coming home soon...'Cause I don't want to live on the moon...

(Submitted by neb)

SNICKERS

(Submitted by ecstatic )

Last time i was at walmart i was looking for a hair straightener.. but i didnt find the one i wanted, i just found the crappy ConAir one that doesnt work, so i went to a hair salon and bought one that works quite well.. before that, i went with my friend to buy some car wax.. walmart is a pretty happenin' place.. Solid Snake: enemas?

(Submitted by troy )

Hey at least Derek isn't buying soil anymore. He has the kid to provide that. The only mistake he made this day is he bought something for $4.57 that is supposed to be free.

(Submitted by drkmater )

My dog ate my snickers, so I ate his balls.

(Submitted by Limestone cowboy )

I love to touch my penis so that transperant ooze oozes out of it

(Submitted by xstatic )

Whatever you bought that was supposed to be free starts off with "Liq." Common sense tells me either liquid or liquor. Hmmm...does wal-mart sell alcohol?

(Submitted by jersey )

DUH!!! he bought Liquid "All" laundry detergent, and it was probably the fragrance free kind. Don't any of you people do any public shopping, or do you all just sit in front of computers all the time???

(Submitted by sommer )

i have to admire a man who buys pads:)

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

wisk, if the dragon had used the shield it might not have been red! ERNIE, come home, I miss you. WE "N/A", drop the alias I recognize you, my son. DerGodek, I'm sorry for being irritated about the yelling in my head thing, please forgive me. I have recently glued a tiny microphone inside my ear but you are whispering soo softly i still can't hear. I am genuinely sorry it'll never happen again, please don't taunt me.So sorry, beautiful page too, Timm!

(Submitted by Dude )

Stick the Dri-Bottoms on your wife and save the $4.97.

(Submitted by Casey )

Limestone Cowboy makes you really appreciate the wonderful internet that is available to so many people and growing all the time.

(Submitted by Geoff )

I'm just a sweet transvestite... From TranSEXUAL Transyvaniaaaaa

(Submitted by Casey )

Maaannnn.... Is Geoff ever a knob!!

(Submitted by NYCFASHINGIRL )

NOW IF YOU GET CHOCOLATE ON YOUR SHIRT GO BUY BLEACH!

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

My girlfriend at the time was not feeling well. I figured either the enema or the condoms would help. As far as the other stuff goes, well...

(Submitted by Bo )

According to this receipt, we can only make the following inference: 1.You stink. 2.You wet your pants alot 3.You are currently menstruating 4.You are a sucker for Snickers (who isn't?) Are the pliers used to pick up the baby diapers?

(Submitted by jen and ange )

wow! bumcheese is good! why didn't he buy any of that at walmart.... i hear it was on sale!

(Submitted by Julie )

bumcheese..bumcheese...bumcheese...bumcheese ...bumcheese...bumcheese...bumcheese...bumche ese kicks ass...i love bumcheese...is bumcheese really on sale...yessss...yesss...yesss. I LOVE BUMCHEESE...i gats ta get me some of that bumcheese.

(Submitted by Kinky )

Okay.. all I can say.. okay. What is this world coming to?

(Submitted by BoB )

Why did you make a website out of walmart, WALMART SUCKS

(Submitted by nonexistent )

(yawn)

(Submitted by vasky )

you charged maxi pads on your visa....geez...

(Submitted by YEP )

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(Submitted by exit )

This is the stupidest website I have ever seen

(Submitted by Nora (australia) )

Derek, nice name, I have a 22 year old son with that name...and he has a 3 year old little girl.... I see you are a caring hubby/father, you keep baby in dri bottoms and wife in her "personal" items....good on you! and you even take care of the cat.....and have time to guy yourself some snickers........yay

(Submitted by kuroneko )

i didn't know that monkeys made cheese

(Submitted by kate )

the commmon concern and cry is 'dont you have a life!!'but im never sure exactly what their refering too.cause i can see quite clearly here that you have a life, an ordinary life like everybody else,yet that people are completely fascinated with.

(Submitted by Cathy )

Hey Mom, I sent you this link. Hope you like it.

(Submitted by Denise )

This is my birthday. Happy birthday to me.

(Submitted by bob )

your wierd as hell man

(Submitted by Sarah )

OMG, this is SO funny! Thanks for sharing...I too am a receipt hoarder. Now I have the inspiration to throw them all away. Peace!

(Submitted by jake )

the reason i like this website is its head on tackle of the issues concerning north american affluence. good job.

(Submitted by Nathan Bush )

Do you ever buy Video Games?

(Submitted by james )

I dont like you. Or is it you that i dont like? No, its you.