Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Joe )

A VCR? I would get a DVD player instead nowadays.

(Submitted by nipplesss )

second poster!!!

(Submitted by nipplesss )

had to stick that there :> looks like we're getting ready for Easter already. Good for you. Have to dye the eggs early. And i agree, a VCR? d00d get with the times, DVD is IN

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Ah, but Hunchback is out on DVD AND video! Never seen a DVD player yet that I like! Happy Joe Hockey Day, everybody!

(Submitted by Easter Bunny Chiquita )

Whatcha got against EGGs Derek? Why are you gonna kill 'em? And I'm wondering... are those DYE KITs made by Dr. Kavorkian?

(Submitted by ididthat )

Framing easter eggs!!! I thought my family was the only one to do this. Bodywash the eggs, it's good to do this with rubber gloves (40 CSL HVY), then dye away!

(Submitted by susiedontemailmeunlessyoudrinktequila )

then we can watch all the fun over and over again on video .

(Submitted by lambie )

That Derek sure is one kinky feller!

(Submitted by Rachel )

But Joe, all of his PORN is on VHS. What, no TISSUES?

(Submitted by Easter Jenay )

*peeking out of toaster box* Maybe Derek is going to dye one of us! Dal, are you going to get lucky?? *blushing*

(Submitted by Dal - Dying for it )

Jenay, Baby, I've been hoping Derek would fill my basket for years now, dreaming of the day he'll rush in (in his Marvin Martian boxers), pick me up, turn me upside down and dip me senseless.

(Submitted by Your Captian )

Roger, Tower... This is Delta Flight 40CSL Heavy coming in on Runway One-Niner.

(Submitted by lieu )

dye kit? is that what rosie used?

(Submitted by jenay )

Dal you've got it too good! Bring some nanners, that might help win his heart. *dreamy eyes* Maybe someday I'll find my DYE KIT partner...

(Submitted by Hill Lord )

EMR HIFI VCRs. EMR not! O S A R! C M E T B T HIs and FIs? O I L B! EMR E T B T HIFI VCRs!

(Submitted by Hill Lord )

Just watch. Derek is going to have to make an emergency Wal*Mart run to pick up some FLEA PWDR.

(Submitted by Oops. Ignore that previous post. If that post had been of any substantial value, real or imagined, the entire content of it would have appeared in the Name: section instead of using up valuable Text: space. Let's all emulate our very own hero, Flea, and pull together in this endeavor. And remember, every time you waste valuable Text: space, God kills a kitten. Thank you for your support. )

.:. <---- Trained circus fleas, making a pyramid.

(Submitted by susiedontemailmemyemailisfakeandicantpay )

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(Submitted by toasty )

wow! you powder your fleas? they must be so spoiled. sometimes when i have bugs i give them lotion.

(Submitted by T.J )

Hot damn! I'm on my sister's computer, and her child strangulation/protection progroms on the computer prevented me from being able to goto the Iam and blog... Adult? Whoa. Intense.

(Submitted by lambie )

now that we have the VCR...when are we gonna see the video that Hillie and Dallie was making? who's got the nanner juice?

(Submitted by dude )

Hey! Dye coloring was free at Menards this week. .89 was a ripoof!

(Submitted by Imagine )

Actually, you can put the dye in the tequila. Then the fleas jump in and have a good time until they start jumping erratically, and you lead them to the eggs. There they jump around in leave tracks that look kind of like some pettipoint paisley detail that nobody can duplicate, and you're proclaimed an artistic genius!

(Submitted by Imagine )

Oh, yes, you have to powder the fleas so they don't stick to the eggs.

(Submitted by Imagine again )

You video the whole process with a 17mm macro lens and sell the documentary to PBS.

(Submitted by NotAndre )

da-da-da-da-da-da-dum! TEQUILA!

(Submitted by atoki )

whats this?? this is super boring!!!

(Submitted by samson )

gee....reading other people's recepts.....it sure beats the hell out of going through their garbage............what are you all looking at? oh, like you don't.

(Submitted by me )

hey hill lord, remember those "C D C" books? C D B. D B S A B-Z B.

(Submitted by susiedontemailmemyemailisfake )

Did someone mention tequiiiiiilaaaaaa?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHO'S PICTURE IS GOING IN THE FRAME? I HOPE IT ONE OF THE CHORE BOYS! I WANNA SEE! I WANNA SEE!

(Submitted by Emerson..Why Emerson? )

Emerson Hi-Fi VCR ? That will last you only a year. What crap!

(Submitted by bob33 )

Looks like he needed a crappy Walwart VCR to go with his crappy DVD player and crappy 13 inch TV. Oh well, I guess that he's still in debt from all those overpriced diapers :)