Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Me! )

FIRST! HAHAHA!! You can buy a jiffy?

(Submitted by Me! )

I meant to dance. Sorry. *dances*

(Submitted by lambie )

*doing the SECOND POSTER dance*....and scatterin' POTTING SOIL all over the place...*tossing FLOWER SEED*...Life is a wonderful thing, when you've got your MT DEW CD RE!

(Submitted by lambie )

actually ME was the SECOND POSTER, but since ME was also the FIRST poster..dont I still qualify as SECOND POSTER instead of THIRD??? OH WHAT THE HELL...*doing a HAPPY DANCE just for giggles*

(Submitted by nipplesss )

well i'll be. I'm close to the top this time. I will be #1 SOME DAY!!!! So what are we growing Derek? a victory garden? got some seeds and potting soil, and baby bath?? Those frames come in handy when you want to put pictures in them.

(Submitted by out of touch )

ok, ok, I have not checked in since the first couple of receipts. Question #1, how is the first baby from 1996 doing, who you bought the crib for? Question #2, I see here you bought baby bath, is that for 1996 baby, or is there another baby involved by now? Question #3, What the hell is Mt Dew CD? It sure doesn't sound very interesting!

(Submitted by Lori )

curious if this is at all quick enough???? just got off work from walmart and come here to see walmart receipts i think im ill or perhaps dedicated to my job who knows?

(Submitted by Lori )

and btw hiya sheep!!

(Submitted by wyo man )

Flower seeds and potting soil then Baby Bath either Derek is on to some thing that we don't know about or is it just the MT DEW CD RE

(Submitted by granny )

Dancing !! Dancing!! Just an early post dance, demending on how you want to count.

(Submitted by Granny )

Looks like spring is in the air. Sow some seeds Derek! Put up those new pictures. Guzzle down that Mt DEW. Then go out and buy Cinderella II. Get the DVD, it's better.

(Submitted by evil lena )

I have some questions. #1 Is it required to smoke crack before posting comments? #2 Are you guys actually fighting over who gets 1st post? #3 Why am I so addicted to this DAMN site?!?

(Submitted by Dallirella )

Dear Touch...a quick UPDATE for you. Baby One has grown into a gorgeous and brilliant child. D got divorced and is raising her himself and he's the most amazing parent from what I can see. You can read more about her on D's personal webpage. (note to Der...how about some updated pics there, Boss). There is no Baby Two as of yet. Personally, I like to think Derek is waiting to plant the seed of his mighty loins in my tender patch, but I guess we should probably meet in person first. After that initial face-to-face in the Fargo International airport I figure we can jump right into the plowing and sowing stuff..maybe even in the car on the way home..or the Wal*Mart bathroom as we stop by to pick up a few MT DEW CD REs to quench our thirsts and some JIFFY (lube or peanut- butter? either one works for me) *eyes glazing over* Ah, well, a girl can dream can't she?

(Submitted by Dal )

Belated Tits!

(Submitted by Huh? )

*~> throwing a bucket of water on D n' Dal <~*

(Submitted by Huh? )

*sniff* Ahh, the smell of love is in the air.... or is it peanut butter? Makes a great lube in a pinch *giggle* Butt make sure it's smooth not crunchy....

(Submitted by Balmain Boy )

As a follow-up to Dallirella (and don't she need some following) to our dear newest sister, OuttaTouch *yo, put it dere, bro!* ... ... ... Destiny's 2001 e-Xmas card is the goods - gaze on http://blacksunn.net/xmas01/da y.cgi?date=2452045 and wonder. *hint - this page inserts a space when you paste in a web address, so edit before trying to go there*. Cycle back and forth to see what our Wonder Child got up to in Fargo - I must say I was very disappointed though - not a snowdrift in sight! Might as well have been in Sydney, eh? My ambition is to get Destiny up as the team mascot, perhaps up on the bonnet trailing a silver scarf behind her, a la Twiggy in 'The Boyfriend'

(Submitted by lambie )

hiya lori!!and...you work at wallyworld?? awwww mannnnn...I wanna be YOU when I grow up!

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Dearest out of touch, here's another update for you... Der got rid of the Volare. Can you believe it?!

(Submitted by Imagine )

Only 358 more days until the Cinderella II on DVD!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

I LOVE JIFFY POP!

(Submitted by Sheep )

Hiya Sheep!! Gotta love these! Can't help but look on....

(Submitted by lieu )

my peanut just left for work. he'll be back in a jif.

(Submitted by Hill Lord )

I think the wait for the next receipt has placed far too great a strain on me. For instance, last night I dreamed that Dalliance was a stacked Oreo. After gently lifting her off her precarious perch, I lovingly separated her dark orbs and began licking her creamy, white filling. Whew! *snickers*

(Submitted by lambie )

*takin' a the COLD water hose to Hill Lord*....have you considered a video? LOL...........Hiya Sheep...what exactly is it that you gotta love...and what are you lookin' in on? OR..are you auditioning for the Video Hill Lord and Dali are gonna make? "As the Oreo Twists"

(Submitted by the_germaniac )

Matt Krieg...tell me vat you are doooing for EEEEEaster. Vill you come to my house and find my eggs?

(Submitted by Der Austr(al)ian )

Ja! Anschluss mit zer cutie uber der back fence ist gekommen! Heute Germaniac, morgen die Welt!

(Submitted by MOGGEE )

Whew, D... That was close! Matt's Wal*Mart closes promptly at 5:00pm on the first Saturday of the Month for an all-night raging kegger for his valued Employees... you prolly shoulda stuck around.

(Submitted by Dally )

Oh my.

(Submitted by salbert )

this guy i work with yells out "wal mart" really loud at random times. I do it too now. There are a bunch of us. If you know what i mean.

(Submitted by salbert )

true story for serious

(Submitted by Top Boi )

*I wonder if this Derek guy is hot.*

(Submitted by Top Boi )

*I wonder if this Derek guy is hot.*

(Submitted by outta touch )

Thanx to all of you for the updates! I will have to check out D's web page. It looks like this is THE site! Party on!

(Submitted by An Ornery BB )

What happens if someone says "I've been outta touch"? Does that mean you're someone else now? And if so, who?

(Submitted by omigawd )

<U><B> omigawd, u have the craziest site on the net </B></U>

(Submitted by omigawd )

<U><B> omigawd, u have the craziest site on the net </B></U>

(Submitted by omigawd )

<U><B> omigawd, u have the craziest site on the net </B></U>

(Submitted by lambie )

hiccups?? hmmm...*thinking*..isn't the cure for hiccups to take a bag of POTTY SOIL...chug it down, and follow with a pkg FLOWER SEED?

(Submitted by lieu )

ms. lord, i want that in lower case and in triplicate and by 4:30.

(Submitted by Dal )

Hold me.

(Submitted by Cakes )

Have you taken that cold water hose off of Hill Lord yet?

(Submitted by Hill Lord )

Was there a cold water hose pointed in my general direction? If there was, I must have not noticed since I was so enthralled by a series cute li'l 2 word sentences. Now lieu, were you talking to me? I just double checked with my staff, and I'm definately not a Ms. I also noticed that the captain has turned off the LOWER CASE LETTERS ONLY sign, so feel free to roam around the cabin using a nice combination of big and little letters. Which brings us to Dal. Dal... Dal... Dal... *holding her close and singing softly in her ear* It's my dream and I'll have dark orbs if I want to! Dark orbs if I want to! Dark orbs if I want to! You'd have a creamy, white filling too if it happened to you!

(Submitted by Tam )

Indeed...

(Submitted by TJ )

If orbs could be non-spherical and, well, just flat pieces of cookie, then the way above statement would possibly have not sounded so ridiculous...

(Submitted by lieu )

whoreo sounds like a rap artist.

(Submitted by Geometry Police )

We ridicule what we do not understand.

(Submitted by Rej )

I would never ridicule an orb then...

(Submitted by I think a timmy is lurking )

Or we ridicule because we understand too well.

(Submitted by Comanche )

But, I don't have dark orbs.

(Submitted by Respectfull in L.A. )

Me and chiq just love our anonymousity. There's nothing wrong with white globes either... Some people like the dark ones, I'm told that that is called "a personal opionion" and that I'm supposed to respect them. I suppose.

(Submitted by ect )

While I'm here I'll nag a little about how gaspingly original it is to put "me" as your name. Waaaay more original when you do such extreme stuff like making the M big or putting *gasp* an exclamation point on the end. Like "me" isn't the first thing that every poster thinks to write... We've seen the dozens of times where "me" didn't bother to struggle with the idiocy of it, and posted as, well, "me", instead of either a real name(boring, but exponentially better than "me") or SOMETHING ORIGINAL. No offense intended. Seriously.

(Submitted by Critically aclimated )

I figure if I post all at once, it makes it easier for lieu and co to just scroll past it, so here I am again. I was   Also   wondering where the assumption of dark orbs came from, but Hillords writings were otherwise rather amusing and entertaining, admittedly not as much so as the occasional gem that is hidden in Lieu's postings.

(Submitted by my mistake )

I had *new word alert* intentioned to make white globes in all-caps, but as you see, it's in lowercase, so obviously I didn't put it in all-caps. I think I was struggling not to put white globs where dal's white globes were and that's why I forgot to put it in caps.

(Submitted by Tj )

hmmm... yes, yes, it appears that I'm gonna shut up now... marring a perfectly good day... but shut up I will nonetheless.

(Submitted by Chiq )

I've been mentioned by name by a timmy. That's my signal to hibernate in the toaster box for the winter... out of sight, out of mind. *curling up with a JIFFY 72 PRO for a nice, long nap*

(Submitted by CO )

STOP PUSHING THE Q-TIP WHEN YOU FEEL RESISTANCE, TIMMY!

(Submitted by I was losing more q-tips... )

I'm really getting the hang of this, thanks, habib, I mean CO.

(Submitted by winter's almost over... )

Indeed, out of site, out of mind, whew, I thought she'd never leave. J/k. I didn't mention it's name until my "name" was mentioned by a Chiqca. Ah, yes, a choice word. "Moron". Only used by self-important old people. At the same time, it is more socially acceptable than "retard", so I suppose if she wants to switch insults that's fine...

(Submitted by Dally )

Wait just a second, why are you giving Chiqca a hard time? She is a total sweetheart and never messes with anybody? Why are you being mean to her?

(Submitted by Joey )

I'D like to give Chiq a hard time...

(Submitted by Dal )

Hill Lord, who are you? Do I know you? Sincerely, Dal

(Submitted by Dally )

I'm confused. Can somebody explain stuff to me? I thought we were gonna plant flowers, weren't we?

(Submitted by BB )

Summer storms ... the CHOGM caravan hits town ... and we're still beating the Boers in the cricket!

(Submitted by Hill Lord )

Dalliance, I don't believe we've ever been introduced. Hi, my name is (name intentionally removed by Derek's real-name-prevention-HTML-filter). There. Now we know each other. Hope I wasn't the cause of any of your confusion. You are right, we need to return to the simpler things in life. Now let's go find a nice place to plant your tulips.

(Submitted by Hill Lord )

ps: In reality, I prefer WHITE GLOBES to dark orbs.

(Submitted by Slumbering Chiq )

*momentarily coming out of my toaster box slumber* Thanks for the kind words, Dal. *tossing Dal some FLOWER SEEDS to plant for me* And Joey babeeeeeeey, I wouldn't mind getting a hard time from you. Snog!! *falling back to sweep & snoring cutely*

(Submitted by Tj )

I forgot... how moronish of me, the white globes are to be planted in front of the apartment. They are crocus bulbs, of course.

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Once again, Derek's burgeoning marijuana businees brings him back to Wally World for supplies. And once again, I see nothing here really relating to the receipts, except the odd mention of Mt. Dew. For God sakes, get your OWN website. Kudos to NYFASHIONGIRL for still posting after all these years. With apologies to Paul Simon. Hugs and Kisses, Gern.

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Oops.. misspelled "business". Sorry. How silly of me.

(Submitted by Gern the Art Lover )

And what's the difference between a "frame", and a "picture frame"? Just asking, G-

(Submitted by Floyd The Barber )

Ooh, who wants a little trim?

(Submitted by Dally )

Gern, I bet you always color within the lines, don't ya. What would the world be without folks like you to make up all the rules? And no disrespect to NYC FASHION GIRL, cause God knows we love her, but she came later than many of the regulars, and then went back and posted on the older receipts. I'm not sure, but we think that's legal. Thank you. Thank you very much.

(Submitted by lieu )

a frame is when you make someone look guilty. a picture frame is when you make someone look innocent. that's why you never see an 8.5 x 11 glossy of someone's penis.

(Submitted by 8.5 x 11 glossy penis )

hi dal.

(Submitted by Dal )

Oh, and Hi there, Mr. Lord, nice to meet your POTTING SOIL. What Hill are you Lord of, if I may be so BABY BATH. *poking finger in ground and planting Chiqs FLOWER SEED* I'm sure it will bloom an exquistite shade of yellow.

(Submitted by Dal )

Hi ya big JIFFY 72 PRO penis you! You're looking swell today.

(Submitted by lieu )

swell? heh heh heh. now i'm embarassed and must cover my penis racket.

(Submitted by Hill Lord )

Now that we know that Derek is using a color scanner to produce these drab greyscale receipt images ('member all those purty blue autographs?), maybe we should lobby him to throw us some more splashes of color every now and then. Is it too much to ask for Derek to peel the yellow smiley face off his COTTON TANK and attach to a receipt before scanning? Better yet, how about some colorful receipt art by Destiny?

(Submitted by Cakes )

Yeah, leave off Chiq. Or I'll tie you up with my SLINKY and sit you in the BABY BATH.

(Submitted by Chiq )

*snogging Cakes* Never really thought of the SLINKY as a weapon before...

(Submitted by Cakes )

*snogs back atcha* Oh, yes, my SLINKY is a versatile little thingy.

(Submitted by Jenay )

I'm ready to do some potting with ya Derek!!! Why am I suddenly MOIST???

(Submitted by Hill Lord )

It must be the creamy, white filling Jenay. There's alot of that going around these days.

(Submitted by NotAndre )

FASHION GIRL is the resident historian round here - always had to have the last word.

(Submitted by Natsirt )

mountain dew cd? you mean the one with shonan knife?

(Submitted by The Observer )

Watch out for the baby when you throw out the bath water.

(Submitted by The Observer )

And exactly how does one achieve gloss to one's penis?

(Submitted by The Duke )

by polishing it very carefully

(Submitted by Tranq )

There was this nasty cake in the back of the fridge. Nobody ate it cuz it had coconut in it. So anyways, it went rotten, and we threw it out. With the bath water.

(Submitted by Yawn )

small children shouldn't play around fridges they can be very dangerous

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Hey there Dal... Me making up the rules??? Nah... not a chance, m'dear... I just thought FASHIONGIRL had been hangin' 'round the box for a while... that's all. No disrespect. As far as the coloring thing, I color pretty much all over the place. <hanging latest on the fridge door> There.... wait. Is that a baby bath, or a glossy penis??? <pondering> Mmm.. back to the coloring board.

(Submitted by Floyd the Barber )

Otis, here... drink this blue stuff the combs are in...

(Submitted by The Legal Department )

Dal brings up a good point. I’ve done the research & discovered that pursuant to Derek's Big Website of Wal- Mart Purchase Receipts Official Rule Book, Title IX, Chapter 35, Section 3(c): Back-posting (submitting a post on a receipt other than the most current one) is heretofore permissible. The aforementioned back-posting is authorized, if and only if, the poster refrains from actively leading a reader to believe the post was submitted at a time such that the receipt was operative. However, the back-poster is not held to a requirement of elucidating the antecedent nature of said receipt. Wherefore, back-posting is permitted under these conditions.

(Submitted by The Briefs Department )

Is that free legal advice, or can we put it on our VISA?

(Submitted by *yawn* Dang, yawning can be so infectious )

Yes, although by the smell of the cake one would think that the fridge was sitting on the curb, it is actually in what is commonly known as a kitchen. While the kitchen may double as a dining room and living room, it in no way resembles a curb... So it is alright for me to play with the fridge. I do so like the pretty light. When you press the thing in, the light goes out. But! When you let go, the light comes back on. Yay!

(Submitted by Eyes... bleary... sleep... now... )

Seriously, I analyzed a word she used to insult me, I wouldn't call that "being mean to her". Hmmmm.

(Submitted by Jenay )

Isn't it time for an asparagus purchase?

(Submitted by Sylvia )

Nice to see he is buying frames for all the pics he has developed. What are we planting??? Obviously not the two are not of the same variety...unless one is big and the other more big. Does he use the baby bath on himself or is there really a baby involved? I know I've seen diapers but hey....there are even people who have plush animal fetishes called plushophiles. Look it up on the Web!

(Submitted by Hill Lord )

Talk about a "stuffed" animal!!!

(Submitted by busmun )

Ahh, the fridge on the curb, reminds me of a book called "Round Ireland with a Fridge" wherein a comedian hitchhiked around the circumference of Ireland on a bet. Lots of humor to be found in unlikely places, like store receipts.

(Submitted by Huh? )

*~!!# squealing like a pig #!! ~*

(Submitted by Huh? )

yikes... talk about a wake up call!!!

(Submitted by lambie )

shhhhh....simmer down now folks...I'm TRYING to get some beauty sleep here....wake me for the next receipt...OR...when Hill Lord makes our toes curl with his words of wisdom (or lust) for Dal ;-) OR...HEEEEEY HUH...HAVE YOU SEEN THAT HIT TIPPIN' COWBOY? aren't we due for a good ole fashion hat tippin'?? *sniff* those was the days!!

(Submitted by Associate Of The Month )

*Line Dance alert! Line Dance alert!* Mop and bucket to aisle sixteen - hat-tipping in progress!

(Submitted by Abi )

It's Friday, and I'd just like to shout JIFFY!, thank you.

(Submitted by lieu )

i haven't heard that since right after sex.

(Submitted by Habib )

I'll bet Abi smokes after sex.

(Submitted by Abi )

Have you seen me blow smoke rings?

(Submitted by Chiq )

And I'd like to shout GEL! Happy Friday, y'all.

(Submitted by Hill Lord )

Actually, a JIFFY is the duration of one tick of the system clock on your computer and generally regarded as 1/100 second. At these prices, one second would cost $688, one minute would cost $41,280 and one hour would cost a whopping $2,476,800!!! Whoever it was that said "time is money" sure wasn't kidding! *snickers*

(Submitted by Abi Spears )

Oops I did it again...

(Submitted by WAOTM )

*iMac alert iMac alert*

(Submitted by Imagine )

Oreos.

(Submitted by tom )

matt kriegg's career really isnt making any advances at all, is it???

(Submitted by Huh? )

www.nakednews.com -- is that Matt Krieg I see???

(Submitted by lambie )

*blinkin' my eyes, yawning and stretching*...uhhh...guess maybe wake me when we get new receipt day...maybe I'll see my shadow! *waving to all* nite nite...*curlin' into a ball and going back to sleep*

(Submitted by Barb )

My email is fake so don't email me. Hey, love your creativity. At least you do something that guarantees a record in case you must return something. I sent your site to my friend who works for Walmart. She will have you on her gang mailing list in no time. have fun.

(Submitted by Abi )

Fake Email! I don't believe it, you'd never get anyone 'round here doing things like that, no way.

(Submitted by Nagman )

You are a god Derrick !! Do you enter your receipts into Quicken like me ?

(Submitted by California I.D. )

I'm ever so amused when people are self-important enough to say, "My email is fake so don't email me". Ummm, ok, nobody was planning on it.

(Submitted by lieu )

my gum tastes like burp.

(Submitted by BBoy )

My dentist said "your teeth are fine, but the gums have to come out..."

(Submitted by toasty )

My dentist makes me strip down & put on one of those 'gowns'. Is that normal?

(Submitted by Very! Important! Huh? )

My email is fake so don't email me **assuming rock star pose**

(Submitted by Huh? )

Sometimes I feel like shouting ~ JIFFY! ~ at the top of my lungs. Thank you and goodnight.

(Submitted by lambie )

daaaaaang Huh...if your email is fake...how are we suppose to get your autograph??

(Submitted by iMac Abi )

So, am I the only one able to get here? *wandering around aimlessly* hello, hello....

(Submitted by busmun )

Here. With an iMac. I am ...

(Submitted by busmun )

Flowers to plant, soil to pot,singing cockles & mussels alive alive ohhh...

(Submitted by sven )

man, i wish I was march 2 2002....damn.

(Submitted by Ted )

Cool Dude! POT -- TING -- SOIL. Tight!!

(Submitted by Huh? )

*\o/* I never inhale.

(Submitted by The Duke )

I would never touch the stuff, I would get someone else to hold it for me.

(Submitted by robert mitchum )

let's blow this joint.

(Submitted by Need a New Receipt for Huh? )

What you want (hooo) baby I got it! What you need (hooo) you know I got it! (Hooo) all I'm asking (hooo) is for a little RECEIPT ( Just a little bit) when you come home, (Just a little bit) hey baby... ( Just little bit) When you come home ( Just a Little Bit) - Mister!

(Submitted by Huh? )

*skipping ahead a few verses ** Hooo your kisses sweeter than honey and guess what so is my money, All I want you to do for me is give it to me when you get home ( Re ce ipt!) Yeah baby whip it to me ( Just a little bit) when you get home now ( Just a little bit) *warming up the scanner*

(Submitted by Return of the Chiq! )

Yeeeeehar!!! I've been allowed back in. It's a beautiful day, indeed. JIFFY!!

(Submitted by Chiq again )

Oh BTW, my email address IS real and anyone who wants to can email me!

(Submitted by Hill Lord )

I emailed you, Chiq. Aren't you ever going to write me back? Was it something I said? Did I dangle my participle? Was my oration unacceptable?

(Submitted by Huh? )

Perhaps you spit when you talk?

(Submitted by reb )

I came across this site while trying to locate a walmart store near me. I was going to buy a Dale Earnhardt t shirt. Dang! there's near about as many of ya'll as there is NASCAR fans.

(Submitted by susie )

My e-mail is fake so don't e-mail me

(Submitted by Huh? )

ohhhhhhh boyyyyyyyyy!!!!! I think reb left us a REAL email address!! **<thinking>** And Princess Susie, why doncha want us to email you? Here, sign this ~~pushing across a Hold Harmless form~~~~~~

(Submitted by Chiquita )

Huh?, don't send reb an email... it's a trick, I tell you. Don't fall for it!!! btw, nice singing up there. *round of applause for Huh?*

(Submitted by Reality )

You all need a life!

(Submitted by Hill Lord )

Reality, be a good sport and zip on down to Wal*Mart and pick one up for us. Don't forget to save your receipt!

(Submitted by Huh? )

*bowing and waving to crowd* THANKYOUVERYMUCH!!! (butt it still didn't get me a new receipt...)

(Submitted by Huh? )

*packing bags* Well it looks like "Reality" has set in and it's time to hit the road again in search of a life. *shaking Lambie* Wake up, someone has to watch the box when I'm out FINDING A LIFE!!!!

(Submitted by Joey )

Please, please, please, please, please, please, can I watch the box? I won't take my han...er, eyes off of it for a second. Please?

(Submitted by Reality Hits Huh? )

Joey, how YOU doin'? Ok, watch the box and keep those hands to yourself, Mister.

(Submitted by Ran-D )

Derek...What a great page. However, It would be great to hear some more follow-up comments from yourself. Where is the love man!

(Submitted by Chiq )

I've said it before, I'll say it again... Derek is a man of few words. He's like the Wizard of Oz... behind the scenes, overseeing & controlling all.

(Submitted by Joey )

Watching...box...keeping...han ds...to...self...ahhhh...TISSU ES!!!

(Submitted by lambie )

huh? OH Huh! sorry I was sleeping REAL HARD...dreaming of....uh...nevermind! *ouch*..HEY Joey...better watch the hands bub!!

(Submitted by Andre )

Hello *pops head up through bubbles in baby bath*

(Submitted by sophie )

I've read all the receipts and I don't understand. Sometime D buys ok stuff and sometime he does not. Help.

(Submitted by NotAndre )

*Shall we do it, listeners?* Drops picture frame over Andre's head: "On the testimony of Slippery Sam, who's always had it in for you, I arrest you for the misappropriation of gardening material, to whit, 2 packets of seeds"

(Submitted by susiedontemailmemyemailisfake )

*tipping potting soil on NotAndre's head*

(Submitted by Huh? )

* squeezing SQUAWKER *

(Submitted by lambie )

*draggin' in Dal's Bull Horn*...OK PEOPLE...simmer down...Andre..ENOUGH WITH THE BUBBLES...geeeeesh...*scratchi 'n my nose as one lands on it and POPS*....OK...the ones who has potting soil please stand to the left of the toaster box...the ones with the flower seeds, please move to the right...on the count of 3...THROW YOUR STUFF to the other side...ONE...TWO....*AAAAAHHHC HOOOOOOOOOW*....ANDRE...DRAIN THE TUB PLEASE!

(Submitted by JR )

Nothing since March 2nd!!! Buy something MAN!! Who's keeping the economy going while you're sluffing off??