Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Kelly )

Could it be?? Could I really be the first poster? *tears welling* Thank you, thank you all!

(Submitted by Kelly )

JESSE for 12.97? What a bargain. Looks like the fishies are getting some new gear. (What the hell IS a JESSE, anyway?)

(Submitted by joseytreat )

second poster curtsy *thank you* *thank you*

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

IF JESSE IS A CUTE BOY. I WILL TAKE A DOZEN. IF HE IS A FISH I WILL TAKE A SCHOOL. AND YES I WILL WANT SOME AQUAVIEW TO SEE THE FISHES BETTER AND IF IT'S A HOTTIE THE LIGHT BLUB. DOES JESSE REPLACE CHORE BOY? WELCOME BACK DARRYL! I WILL BE COMING TO YOUR STORE FOR SOME JESSE'S IF THAT A REAL HOTTIE GUY! SINCERELY YOURS, THE FOURTH PERSON COMMENTING ON FOUR ITEMS, NYCFASHIONGIRL :)

(Submitted by Dally Distraught )

Intriguing..we start the day with various snacks and dental hygiene..we drive from Dilworth to Fargo and buy aquatic products and some JESSE. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??? AND WHO IS THAT DANG COUNTER CARD FOR? Ok, ok, settling down..taking a breath..trying not to get green-eyed over this JESSE person (I just know it's a girl though). Oh, I can see it all now, the high sugar drinks, eating DORITOS like some bacchalian orgy feast, then, D and Jesse flossing & Colgating one another, it's just disgusting. And then, O lest we forget, he takes pictures of it all, for crissakes. I have to go, I just can't take anymore.

(Submitted by Simile Valley )

Definition: AQUAVIEW - how Dally views the receipt site thru the her tears, her eyes like mini fish bowls with a big silver disc fish (whattya call those kinda fish) swimming around in each bowl, sadly looking out, locked inside...boohoohoo

(Submitted by Edgar Gutrumble )

Back in my day, we called 'em "fish sticks", didn't complain about 'em and were happy to get 'em.

(Submitted by Antimony )

I know a guy named Jesse. he's a total idiot, though. I'm not sure why they'd sell him at wal-mart, but who knows why people do stuff?

(Submitted by Target Shopper )

I am rezerving a copy of Gameboy advanced RIGHT NOW. Gotta go do that...bye!

(Submitted by Jesse's Girl )

There was a song about me, y'know.

(Submitted by The Panic Button Bunny )

This is one of the dumbest sites I've ever seen! (that's a good thing, ya know) I will be sure to come back tomorrow!

(Submitted by The Panic Button Bunny )

This is one of the dumbest sites I've ever seen! (that's a good thing, ya know) I will be sure to come back tomorrow!

(Submitted by Antimony )

That's what I thought,too, at first, Panic Button Bunny. (that is such a cool name) but then it just wiggled into my brain, and it won't go away. it's a meme, I think. a viral idea that one person catches and spreads to another person. other examples of this are pop songs, clothing fads, and "Whasssssup?"

(Submitted by roy the sexmachine )

wow you sure are a walmart maniac dude! i give you the biggest respect for that. i like walmart because my momma buys nice stuff there like shirts and underwear for me and thats cool. i hope my birthday present she will bye @ walmart 2... peace out to you from me the ganstar

(Submitted by Kent the Klepto )

yes, you sound like a real sexmachine, i'm so glad i was afforded the oppurtunity to meet you, roy. Is it some pop culture term i haven't seen, or did you accidentally type in something as stupid as "ganstar"?

(Submitted by :^ )

I see the game boy ad is corporate and not the work of some dilworthian typesetter. I don't feel better knowing that corporate is the stupid one though. Makes me wonder if the store was really meant to be Walumart but some careless typist hit the * by mistake in the Corporate paperwork and now they're stuck with it. And I see Wal*Mart always has low prices on the brands I trust. I assume therefore that they rip me good when I buy questionable brands.

(Submitted by walmartshoeperson )

"Jesse" is the style name of a pair of shoes! Derek must have gotten himself some new summer footwear. Way to go Derek! You and your fish can start the summer in style.

(Submitted by Antimony )

who would name their shoe "Jesse"? why not name them something like "Joe Bob" or "Billy"? listen to me. I love illogical things, and I'm making fun of someone calling their shoes "Jesse". such a hypocrite! I guess it's time to shut up now.

(Submitted by Carl E. Simon )

Jesse, I will cut fresh flowers for you.

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

Trust Darryl to muscle in on Matt's territory. Be an individual Derek, reserve your Gameboy at Matt's store now! Don't be seduced by Darryl's oh-so-seductive receipt action!

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

Trust Darryl to muscle in on Matt's territory. Be an individual Derek, reserve your Gameboy at Matt's store now! Don't be seduced by Darryl's oh-so-seductive receipt action!

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

Cool man, I have a doppelganger! Two fannies for the price of one!

(Submitted by undercover KGB )

It was a fair imitation, but it didn't quite get the accent right, what is that, a cross between british and chicago? Anyways, it is true, Darryl is never going to be like Matt and because of this he tries to one-up him by selling something that doesn't exist. The game boy advanced is just a conspiracy by the government to lower Matt's crediblity ratings. They are just using Darryl as a pawn in their sick sick plots.

(Submitted by very undercover )

did I mention just how sick these plots are? For everyone here's sake I won't go into the details, but trust me, the US government has gone too far this time. It's about time they paid for their crimes, and I believe it will Matt's pleasure to dole out this punishment. Oh, how long i've waited for this day!

(Submitted by lieu )

hey, i always name my shoes too. paddy, trip, lefty, skip, stump, and dusty are in my closet now. i just got rid of smellslikegoldenretrievershit in a garage sale. why can't dogs live up to what their name implies?

(Submitted by m.i.l.t.f. )

does this small waist make my tits look too big?

(Submitted by Terry )

Too big? What is this "too big" you speak of...I'm not familiar with the term...

(Submitted by a.w. shucksdear )

too big or lots too big. that is the quest.

(Submitted by lem rick jones )

there once was a girl named alice........................ who used dynamite as a form of a fallice................. but when she lit a match they found half of her snatch.... in ft. worth and the rest in dallas.

(Submitted by Mobius Stripper )

I heard they found her vagina in North Carolina, and pieces of her ass around Dallas...

(Submitted by "ole' time singalong" )

"nuthin could be finer than a corolina 'giner in the moooorning..." *everybody*

(Submitted by Light Bulb )

Hey, I've got an idea...

(Submitted by Freud )

Hey Kelly! The polite thing is to wait for others to have a chance to post and not hog up 1st and 2nd place.

(Submitted by Jesse )

I am NOT that cheap...

(Submitted by :^ )

Is it just me or does anyone else think derek needs a better way to name two receipt from the same day? Adding the 2 to the second makes it come up out of order on the listing. This causes me to have to wait for an extra download then click - ACTUALLY CLICK - on next to get to the newest receipt. I hate to think of all the extra wear and tear worldwide on mice. Or is it meece? Not to mention the potential for additional repetitive motion injury to those index fingers.

(Submitted by Webster )

Actually, it's "meeses", as in, I hate meeses to pieces...

(Submitted by Cakes )

Hey Ter, did you ever get a hold of that Pinckly Taurus? Heard it had great upholstery and fab suspension.....

(Submitted by accoutremonts are us )

not to mention new rubbers, dual exhaust and carpet pyles (or something like that).

(Submitted by Terry )

Matter o' fact, I did Cakes...and ate it...it tasted just like FISH FOOD...

(Submitted by Terry )

Speaking of eating, my kids are convinced I eat LIGHT BULBS...seems like the little buggers were passing by my bedroom door one night, and they heard me tell the wife "Turn out that LIGHT BULB, I wanna eat that thang"...

(Submitted by Moses )

That's nuthin'. I parted the Red Sea.

(Submitted by Haysoos )

Now THAT'S what I call an AQUAVIEW...

(Submitted by HaySeed )

My kids caught my wife and I in the act and we just explained we were making a new baby. Natural thing, all that. Next day I come home from work and the pre-schooler is crying. What's wrong I asked? "The neighbor came by today and ate the new baby!"

(Submitted by yes, a cesspool of wit )

"Wit is educated insolence. " Aristotle said that. While i doubt that lieu is educated, since insolence is a characteristic most often seen in children, i would have to agree with Aristotle.

(Submitted by Carl E. Simon )

All right then, Jesse, I'll put on cologne for you.

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

Dear :^, I suggest that Derek start naming his receipts like lieu does his shoes. Maybe today's could be called Kevin Costner.

(Submitted by NotAndre )

Only if the light bulb on the receipt is broken. Kevin Costner hasn't had a new idea since he tried to save Whitney Houston's life (nobody had ever thought of THAT before)

(Submitted by in lieu of reed )

well, i did study at the school of hard knockers. let me give you a tip... keep borrowing from my mannerisms, characteristics, and quoting from others because left to your own devices you've got nothing. mebbe someday you'll "synapse into consciousness".

(Submitted by young neil )

i am a child. i'll last awhile. you can't conceive of the pleasure in my smile...

(Submitted by Mrs Campbell )

Sigh, Jesse's never been the same since Rick Springfield stopped coming round to have a taste of my Tim Tams. Now they're selling him for $12.97 a pop at WalMart....................... ....

(Submitted by they call me the not working iam because that's wot i am )

abi, did you perchance visit the "i am" site?

(Submitted by Abi )

When, how, what d'you mean (complete and utter paranoia creeping in....) I've been away from the copmuter and the site for over 2 hours.....I promise!! The I Am's seem to be working fine now......it wasn't meeee......

(Submitted by Lisa )

You must have a frickin high Visa bill!

(Submitted by Cheech )

Me too!

(Submitted by Concerned Citizen )

How much would or could a woody dick dick if a woody dick could dick wood?

(Submitted by :^ )

is a light bulb similar to a lite beer? Maybe it's a low-cal daffodil? And is fish food actually food for a fish? Or is it food made from fish? If you gave food made from a fish to a fish as food is there a possibility of creating mad sturgeon disease?

(Submitted by gorden's fisherman )

let me get this straight... you mean if timmy continues to give blow jobs to blowfish or pearl necklasses to oystermen, then the aquaculture industry as we know it stands to buckle at it's knees?

(Submitted by Informant )

BTW, :^), don't click on the last 18 May date, D's got 'em bassackward. Click on the first date & it should work.

(Submitted by hoping that when i do "synapse into consciousness" you'll have already died from chronic gayness )

More likely at a gay bar, not a school. Just take a look at your tip, it was so grammatically incorrect that your point was completely invalidated. oh, well. I sure am glad that I haven't borrowed from you; it would annoy the fuck out of me to be gay.

(Submitted by Sorry gays, but you should kick lieu's ass for giving you guys a worse reputation )

I'm not trying to insult gays. Lieu just happens to be gay AND a stupid bitch

(Submitted by construction guy )

Hall Effect Switch (3 Wire) in lieu of Reed Switch Now Available.

(Submitted by :^ )

thx for the info, informant. I've been clicking the second to last lately, but now I'm afraid if D ever shops again I'll never learn to click on the last date again. Don't forget me everyone if I go silent. Back up a link and talk to me once in awhile.

(Submitted by Glass Tiger )

...and don't forget me when I'm gone...

(Submitted by The Man They Call Tiger )

please don't talk about me when I'm gone.

(Submitted by Abi )

Hey lieu, you're bitchin' man! And definitely not stupid.....

(Submitted by Wal*Tarts Rule )

*slutty grin* Mornin' all!

(Submitted by Deputy PM )

Peckish, anyone? Fancy a knuckle sandwich with a bit of egg on the side?

(Submitted by Knuckle Duster )

John Prescott: Sorry my wife was late to the campaign launch. Her car broke down. Tony Blair: Puncture? JP: Yeah, but she deserved it.

(Submitted by :^ )

Seems odd that we Americans elect wrestlers to public office and you brits elect politicians. Ours don't fistfight as a rule but yours seem to. Maybe we're each voting for the wrong type of candidates?

(Submitted by Chiq )

Hey, how come no matter which 18 May I click on, I get the wrong one?? Derek, your system's got a bug... probably came in with the FISH FOOD.

(Submitted by Strumpet of Dal )

uhhh...whoa...like...deja vu *slutty grin*

(Submitted by Abi )

Strumpet Snogz all 'round!!

(Submitted by Dally )

Hey Chiqs, thank Gawd you're here, I thought I'd gotten hold of some bad FISH FOOD and was having a back-assed AQUAVIEW. I hate when that happens. And now, after all these months of lusting and nocturnal fantasizing, I find out that lieu is a stupid bitch?? Dang, if that's so then call me the Village Idiot and hand me the Sappho.

(Submitted by Dally )

Cakes, has Terry been riding pillion? I just want to get all this straight before I change my sexual orientation.

(Submitted by Chiq )

Just for the record, I'd like to point out to that hateful person that lieu has many friends here and I count myself among them. You might be happier hanging around here if you just joined in on the fun rather than posting hateful, homophobic comments. Try the AQUAVIEW for a change of scenery. On the other hand, perhaps you're just one of those people who is only happy when you're miserable. That's just my point of view, tho. Oh, and one other thing... lieu's posts are not fraught with grammatic errors... you might try asking Webster about the words "pun" and "humor," or just wait until you get to that part of your Jr. High grammar text book.

(Submitted by Andre )

"Hand me the Sappho" - is that some sort of bowling ball hold?

(Submitted by Cakes )

Eeek - Terry, our resident HAB, riding pillion, gawd no, that's almost as bad as riding side saddle! And, also for the record, we've all been pretty restrained at responding to the mundane idiot up there - so I'd just like to second Chiq's comments. (BTW - Andre, love that, bowling ball hold, too funny!)

(Submitted by Terry )

Dal, I'd rather spend a night in the slammer with timmy than ride pillion...really...right on Chiq, *doing HAB thumbs up signal* I see the power shortages out there aren't affecting your LIGHT BULB...

(Submitted by stupid bitch *lol* )

hey tiny jewish serta, nobody likes the negative vibe so "just can it", mkay?

(Submitted by Terry )

Okay, okay...I'll admit it...I'm a lesbian...

(Submitted by Abi )

Don't tell me - trapped in a man's body?

(Submitted by Derek D Sysop )

Yes, I admit there's a bug in the system -- the problem is in the 'Browse' code - the "back" and "next" links at the top of the receipts work fine, but not when it lists them on the Master List. Not sure why - I _thought_ that they sorted days the same way, but I was wrong...I'll fix it once I figure it out...

(Submitted by Chiq )

*bowing deeply in Derek's presence*

(Submitted by Sparky )

Deeply??? Way to go big guy...

(Submitted by Chiq )

Hey Der... I just realized I don't know what the middle initial D stands for? Care to let us know?

(Submitted by in lieu of therek the thysop )

i just thought he had a lisp.

(Submitted by Wal*Fixture )

I'm ready for some more ROOT BEER. I remember drinking so much once as a kid that I threw up. It was still all foamy when it came up so all the bubbles around my mouth made me look like I had rabies.

(Submitted by :^ )

I'd guess the D is like the 'Da' in Da Bears. I'm pretty sure his last name isn't Sysop either LOL.

(Submitted by Ima Sysop )

And just what are you implying, Sir?

(Submitted by Rubbers R Us )

I'd never condom a person before knowing their hole story.

(Submitted by Dal (although I do not look good in lavender) )

Terry if you and lieu are lesbians then I'm gonna have to be one too. How else could I explain all those flutterings, twitterings and lucid imaginings that make me grin in such a slutly manner.

(Submitted by Nippy Little White Tee )

*grinning sluttily in Derek's presence*

(Submitted by is slutly a word? )

By the way, well said Chiqs- Queen of all Nanners!! Say Ter, I have a slammer joke for ya...This little scrawny white guy gets thrown in a prison cell with Big Black Buster. Buster says in a gruff manner "You wanna be the husband or the wife?" "Whaa??" says Scrawny fearfully. Buster says "I SAID you wanna be the Husband or you wanna be the Wife?" Scrawny eeks out "The Husband, the Husband, I want to be the Husband." "Alright" says Buster, "then get down on yer knees and suck your Wife's dick."

(Submitted by is slutly a word? )

By the way, well said Chiqs- Queen of all Nanners!! Say Ter, I have a slammer joke for ya...This little scrawny white guy gets thrown in a prison cell with Big Black Buster. Buster says in a gruff manner "You wanna be the husband or the wife?" "Whaa??" says Scrawny fearfully. Buster says "I SAID you wanna be the Husband or you wanna be the Wife?" Scrawny eeks out "The Husband, the Husband, I want to be the Husband." "Alright" says Buster, "then get down on yer knees and suck your Wife's dick."

(Submitted by not siskel or ebert )

remember that lame old western from the 60's called "the rifleman"? it starred upchuck conners in the title role as a single father with and a son named mark. well, come to find out ole' chuck was as gay as the 90's. i used to think the exclamation that mark was always whining on the show was "but pa!" however, i now realize that he was calling him "buttpal" all the time. aaah, this wisdom age affords us...

(Submitted by lieu )

ha, good'n dal. that wuz a stroke of penius.

(Submitted by Terry )

Luckily, my time was spent in a "holding" cell, so we never got to that part...BTW, around here, I'm known as my wife's dick...or is that asshole?

(Submitted by timmy )

asspal!

(Submitted by Dal )

lucky wife...raised the roof, you say?

(Submitted by lieu )

so wots a barnraising? is that for sodomites?

(Submitted by Large Green Booger )

I'm still pretty, so pretty, today...

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

I reckon the 'D' is for Dancing!

(Submitted by amused by how serious things are taken )

Hate to do it, but you're the Village Idiot and here's the Sappho. And chiq, i didn't say anything was fraught with grammatical errors, i specified that the tip he directed at me was hard reading due to its one glaring error. Happens to us all, just wanted to bring it to his "high"nesse's attention. And i'm happy to say that, actually i'm not an unhappy person at all, in fact i rather enjoy insulting an idiot(s), it's a rather good stress relief after a long day of work (it seems many people post from work, well you might be people that your boss privately labels 'expendable') and before going out.

(Submitted by Abi )

lieu - wow - you never told us you were royalty! I knew that CORONET belonged to someone here!!

(Submitted by lieu )

wot are you talkin' about? if it's something tiny jewish serta said... well, i don't masochistically suffer through his drivel anymore. wot he doesn't know can blurt you. royalty, huh? don't know if'n i like that... i much prefered it when i was a newt.

(Submitted by Abi )

ok ok - I take it back, it was a slip of the keyboard too early in the morning, I didn't mean to refer to the drivel, newt it is.....

(Submitted by Dalliance - Village Idiot/Strumpet )

*bowing deeply and drooling in lieu presence*

(Submitted by Abi )

wahaaaayyyyy..........*crash*.. ...*splat* Hey, has someone been excessively drooling over the floor......? Ouch!

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Mornin' ALL! Got tons of work to do today... anybody mind if I take JESSE to help me out & the FISH FOOD for an energy boost 'round snack time?

(Submitted by lieuy lieuy (the kingsmen? ha) )

we can flush our toilets, turn our channels, filter out unknown callers... where's the button to delete tiny asspal timmys? Jeez, anne frank had a story to tell and something to complain about butt this guy just can't let it go. me thinks his bitty mind and right hand have a problem wif fixation. give it a rest, drill bit.

(Submitted by Cakes )

What's really scary is they let him out - I can only hope that's wearing the straight jacket and muzzle.

(Submitted by california cab driver )

oooh, think he likes chianti? regardless of the fact he appears too young to imbibe a bottle, he's already demonstrated the fact he has a hard time putting a cork in it.

(Submitted by Timmy )

Derek, next time you change the oil, can I be the dipstick?

(Submitted by fava bean )

I wouldn't waste a good chianti on such poor company as the asspal......

(Submitted by Professor Du Jour )

This is terrible! We need a new receipt to dissent much more than oui knead a knew walking fart joke to de-scent.

(Submitted by Tad Polemeister )

AQUAVIEW - Everything underwater is magnified and looks larger. That's why I prefer a bath instead of a shower.

(Submitted by Warning! The following is drivel! For your own peace of mind, DO NOT READ! )

checking to see if i said anything to lieu... nope. checking to see if i was responding to a comment directed at me... yep. WOW! i believe i was just preached to about sarcasm, yet certain people haven't yet learned about it themselves. I'm sure the drooling is natural for such *intelligent* people, happens whenever you try to think.

(Submitted by :^ )

Maybe D should start posting ToysRUs 'ceets the way some of you post. Looks like you spend more time in that type of store.

(Submitted by I wake to sleep and take my waking slow. We think by feeling, what is there to know? -Theo Roethke )

nope, it happens when I lust after a hot piece of man flesh. I gave up thinking long ago and *that*, dear lad, was my most intelligent move to date. Now, I just follow my saliva. Life is sweet.

(Submitted by I know I know )

Just wanted to let everyone know that D stands for "Derring Do"

(Submitted by Dally - gearing up for a trip downunder )

Where the devil is that Balmain Boy? *searching under every bush*

(Submitted by Postcard From Madagascar )

Hey, look where I ended up in my daydream - BB

(Submitted by The Bot Fromn Balmain )

.. think I'll move on; no one has refrigerators here.

(Submitted by Jacqueline Bisset )

Dally, just thought I should remind you that everything that's DOWN in the northern hemisphere is UP in the southern hemisphere.

(Submitted by Slow Gyspy Nymph )

a LIGHT BULB goes on....yes, even better Jackie! Thanks for reminding me. Up can be very very good. I say, BB, what about my Biskra fixation - no need for refrigerator boxes when one has the date palms to sleep under. For breakfast, we just lie there and wait for the sweet fruit to fall into our open mouths...ahhhh, delicious surrender. I say we take the AQUAVIEW.

(Submitted by Abs )

Madagascar, Biskra, hot pieces of man flesh - it's all TOO much for me, I need a holiday right now!! Waaah!

(Submitted by Adam )

So Timmy and I are hiking through the woods, when off in the distance we spot a huge grizzly bear, charging toward us at top speed. Calmly, I look at Timmy, and begin to remove my backpack. Unzipping the pack, I remove my tennis shoes, as Timmy looks on and asks "Surely you don't think you're going to outrun that bear, do you?" To which I reply, "I don't HAVE to outrun the BEAR, I just have to outrun YOU!"

(Submitted by in lieu of righty tighty, lefty loosie )

is it true that when you flush in madagascar that it goes down swirling counter- clockwise? how about when you drink too much fosters or cascade... do you lay on the bed and spin in the opposite direction?

(Submitted by Veterinary Practice )

I think we should all be much nicer to Timmy, it's obvious that the BSE has taken a strangle hold, and it's only a matter of time now. Now, who had the bolt gun last?

(Submitted by Rip Van Tinkle )

Timmy who?

(Submitted by Reclining minds want to know... )

Wots a BSE? Hell, wots a bolt gun?

(Submitted by Terry )

You remember Timmy, that dumass kid who always kept on f*cking up and getting in trouble, and then Lassie had to bark "his" arse off to get people to save the little idiot...maybe one time they shoulda just left his ass down in the well...maybe he'd learn something...

(Submitted by Coach )

BSE=pissed off wife disease, a.k.a. mad cow...

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Why is PMS called PMS? Becaue Mad Cow Disease was already taken. *ba dum bum* Please, no applause necessary. JESSE, come now, we've got work to do.

(Submitted by Acronymph )

PMS? Pardon My Sociopath?

(Submitted by in lieu of rational )

publicly massacring sensibility?

(Submitted by in lieu of level )

pentultimate mood swings?

(Submitted by in lieu of bermuda )

pardon my shorts?

(Submitted by rip torn )

should i... aaargh... no, just can't do it.

(Submitted by cont'd )

so adam outruns timmy, the bear catches the tiny jewish serta and proceedes to mount him from behind and makes him squeal like a pig. dreamily, timmy stumbles back home. next day he's back hunting butt the bear sneaks up on him, surprises him and has his way once more. timmy stumbles home dreamily. next day, timmy's back and again the bear sneaks up and makes timmy his bitch yet again. this time, as timmy starts to leave, the bear turns to him and says "you're not in this for the hunting, are you?"

(Submitted by BalmainBot )

.. a swirling sand storm, the light all pink from the sand as high up as clouds, some crumbling battlements come into view, with palm trees on either sides, and two Legionnaires arguing on the carronade "your muzzer smellz erv eldaburriez"

(Submitted by Home Coming Queen )

"and your muzzer, she wearz ze combatay bootz"

(Submitted by Andre Home Shopper )

Does this mean that Daryl gives us ratshit prices on the brands we CAN'T trust?

(Submitted by i've always wondered about your constant use of the word "poo" )

actually, i'll have you know that I have always been quite good at track, and i could outrun a bear easily. They just aren't that fast. I have always been of the impression that twinks are the only ones who like to read/write gay stories, so that says alot about you. Some sort of childhood fantasy, maybe?

(Submitted by yekiM )

Exactly andre! We can't trust them, and that's exactly the type of product that would steal your money.

(Submitted by i say that i'm actually no good at lacrosse either )

http://balder.prohosting.com/~fivespot/instructions/i ndex.shtml apparently they want us to give out messages that will stop the persecution of lieu, like "JESUS LOVES HOMOSEXUALS" and "White people play damn good lacrosse!"

(Submitted by Julian )

A Jesse is a brown shoe. European size 75.

(Submitted by Dave )

Is your name spelled Derek or Derrek? I forget, and I'm too lazy to click back on my browser fifty times to find out. There should be a link on every page going to back to home. Anyway, Derek, I think I caught on to what you're going to do with that lightbulb. It's so painfully obvious, I can't believe the others didn't catch on. Water conducts electricity, right? Well, duh. You're going to fry the poor damn fish. What kind of a sicko are you? Frying innocent goldfish for your own sick amusement? You're a regular George W.!

(Submitted by gweduck )

Munchies, Dew and film .... ROAD TRIP!! to Wal-Mart