Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

Me! Me! I've waited so long, and now it's ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME that's first!

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke! )

...and so I get to say the first stupid thing about this receipt. Hmmm, let's see, mmm, oh, ooooh, oh god, it's so hard, the pressure's on, goddamn, ah, er, oh, geez, oh my, I've all dried up!

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

Hmm, barrette, such a let down after the booster cable. Maybe it's for the pony. Cuff socks, are they condoms for a Gentile?

(Submitted by Dally )

Yipee! A PONY, a PONY! Finally, my dreams have come true. Hey Chiqca, hop on and ride around the room with me, okay? But do you mind holding the AUTO DISH TA? Congrats Fanny! May your BODY be WASHED always. Always.

(Submitted by Spill Magic )

Kewl...we got a Lexmark. Great value there, Der! Please send me some color nudes of yourself so I can check out the rich hues.

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

Maybe that's why he bought the body wash and the auto dish ta...so he'd be sparkling clean for the nude snaps

(Submitted by Abi )

Look! lieu, CUFF SOCKS - does this mean the end of your sock suspenders....?? A whole new look for you!

(Submitted by Abi )

That wouldn't be a RECHARGED STUD would it, that would be sooo useful...

(Submitted by Rabadash the Ridiculous )

Hello! I'm a friend of Naff TSK, who runs the Pointless Pages Webring. Congratulations on a truly pointless and highly amusing site!

(Submitted by Bonnie Piesse's lame chicken )

Buying that printer won't disguise the fact that you STILL haven't owned up to where you bought the digicam

(Submitted by Chileboy )

Happy 11th poster jig. So what was reg $17.95? Do tell, Der.

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Old MacDerek had a farm, eee- eye-eee-eye-oh. With a COW TALES here, and a COW TALES there. eee-eye-eee-eye-oh. And a PONY S here, and a PONY S there. eee-eye-eee-eye- oooooooooooh. *ahem*

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Giddy-up, Dal!! I've got my cowgirl hat & spurs on & I'm ready to ride! Yeeehaw!! Let's get this PONY S moving!

(Submitted by Abi )

Wow Chiq - you're doin' a Jennifer.....rock on girly!

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Yeah Abi-cakes, I kind of stole Jeen's schtick, but I couldn't help myself... the music just took over as my fingers flew over the keyboard. I hope Jeen doesn't mind.

(Submitted by Abi )

No - Jennifer won't mind, she too kewl for that - I'll toss her the BARRETTE that's her kind of thing!

(Submitted by melon )

PooPsi!

(Submitted by Raw Hide )

Whoaaaaaa! Cowgirl! Remember this is only a two dollar PONY...ahhhh, what the hell, let's make him foam a little. Speaking of spurs, those are mighty cute. Where'd ya get them? I want some pink ones to match my Rasta COWTALES and my pimento & cheese sandwich.

(Submitted by Chiqca Cowgirl )

*in John Wayne-like cowgirl drawl* Why lil' Dally-girly, I borrowed these here spurs from the Trojan Horse. I think he might have a spare set in pink, if y'all ask real nice like.

(Submitted by Freud )

Way to hog up 1st and 3rd Fanny Artichoke. The polite thing is to wait for others to have a shot. Bad form.

(Submitted by Target )

The mystery is $17.95 for $16.95 I thought that there was NEVER a SALE at Wallymart. HUH!!!!. Is this something new???? SKU number 078693614397 Please unfold this mystery........

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

CUFF SOCKS, OH I BET YOU WILL LOOK SO CUTE IN THEM HUN!

(Submitted by Dr. Ruth )

Hmmmmm, forget those cuff socks I'm still thinking about that body wash....

(Submitted by jelycat )

I wonder if he'll buy dri- bottoms for the horse now.

(Submitted by Hairy Sachs )

16.95 on sale. You know a dollar will get you some long distance calls if you, What the hell its a dollar. Was that for a pink too too to go with the cuff socks and the barrets.

(Submitted by Chiqca )

A too too? Is that anything like an also also? I also like Abi's idea of a rechargeable stud. Very handy.

(Submitted by Driveway attendant #34 )

Hey, you two urban grrrls with the pink spurs, stop harassing the horses! Go and let the tyres down on a limo, or sumpin'

(Submitted by Tonya )

what? no more dri bottoms!?!?! ya know you could have gotten Luvs alot cheaper at Dollar General. Maybe I should make a page like this from DG receipts heh..nah....I have a life

(Submitted by The "Get A Life" bean counter (if only we had a dime for everytime we've heard that witty retort) )

Tonya, I'm *so* happy for you that you "have a life", Really, I am. None of us here have one and I for one envy you. Shopping at Dollar General for Luvs must be ever so exciting. Perhaps, and this is just a suggestion, you might spend some of that life thinking of something remotely original to say. p.s. Did you used to ice skate?

(Submitted by Andre )

Dalliance, I confess, I know it exposes me to the taunts and derision of my fellow posters, but I never knew you were Hummingbird...hmmm hmmm hmmm...thanks for disabusing me, now if only you would start a bit more abuse of that pony, hmmm, yes, just like that, no, a little faster, and pull DOWN like this...

(Submitted by Andre )

Weeee! I'm getting the hang of this! *clip clop clip clop clip clop* *girlish pigtails flouncing around with abandon* yes yes, ride faster Dally!

(Submitted by Andre )

Well I guess I got disabused there....

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Andre, my darling Pony Boy, I would only diss or abuse you if you REALLY wanted me to. As in, begged me to. *whipping out crop and thigh-high, stiletto-heeled riding boots*

(Submitted by G.O.D. )

You people are freaking morons.

(Submitted by in lieu of spca )

when did abusing socks get to be a national pastime? oh, the cat! hell, i'll pay $3.96 ea. to slap his owners around. jeez, look at the line for that item!

(Submitted by drruth )

What scent is that body wash anyway? Maybe Dally could use it to keep PonyBoy in line. And hey G.O.D., bite m

(Submitted by dr ruth )

"me"

(Submitted by Evil Woman )

Oh dear, that was a good one, Lieucifer...*laughing so hard I drop my crop* Allow, Big Bill would probably like it!

(Submitted by Giggling Woman )

Allow = Although

(Submitted by FT3T )

I've been validated. *thank you*

(Submitted by Andre )

Dalliance, if you pull my mane I do peepee all over the shag pile, and then you can wipe it up with "Golden Shower Barbie". Or maybe you could decorate my mane with a barrette or 50.

(Submitted by Dalliance )

No problemo, Andre, I have an AUTO DISH DA for such things. And if that doesn't work, there's the Flushing Pony Panties *smiley face* I'm sure I can order a pair over the web, but the barrette idea sounds kinda cute too.

(Submitted by Bucket )

The thought of the day..... What size dri-bottoms would you buy for the horse anyway?

(Submitted by SuzinN.Cal )

Hi everyone! {{roomhug}} Just checking in and as always you are the best! Have a great week!

(Submitted by Dally )

Bucket, it's a damn fine question you ask. Personally, I would go for the neighborn size..he is still a Pony afterall, either that are the equine small.

(Submitted by Abi )

Anyone seen the RECHARGED STUD, he escaped from the toaster box over the weekend....!? And such a useful thing to have around the place...

(Submitted by Abi )

Anyone seen the RECHARGED STUD, he escaped from the toaster box over the weekend....!? And such a useful thing to have around the place...

(Submitted by Derek D Sysop )

Hey, Receipt Site Regulars (and everyone else): Important goings-ons in the BBS -- go check it out!

(Submitted by lief garrison )

mkay

(Submitted by Derek Lover )

*screaming wildly and pulling my hair* DEREK...IT'S DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, I JUST LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!

(Submitted by humble observer )

<shields face and giggles> @ presence of Derek.

(Submitted by Derek Fan Club Prez )

I've heard that you shouldn't make direct eye contact with Derek when in his presence... something about turning into a pillar of salt.

(Submitted by Gawd )

God, these misinterpretations are KILLING me. It was PILLOW assault, not pillar of salt, and it wasn't "Don't look into his eyes," but "Thou shalt not lie." Pay attention people! Thank ME everybody's not out there COVERING their neighbors wife.

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

Sorry, Freud, for hogging first, second and third spot, but what about all those others who regularly hog first spot day after day after day...??? *sniff* *rustle of leaves as Fanny crawls back under a cabbage leaf*

(Submitted by Rico Suave )

Hey it takes money to make money. Derek proves it. $16.95 will get you $17.95 AT Walmart.

(Submitted by NYC FASHION GIRL )

heeeeeeeheeeeee *snort snort* :o}

(Submitted by CAB )

I would just like to say that I can't believe how many people actually respond to this!! You must have a LOT of time on your hands! By, hey, if it's something you enjoy, the more power to ya. And from all the attention you're getting, why not continue it? I was wondering, though, do you actually read everyone's comment about EVERY receipt? Just curious.

(Submitted by Potsey )

I ashamed to tell you yes I read every comment. I found out I don't have a life. Derek doesn't do his laundry. I committing myself after this posting. {submitted by Potsey}

(Submitted by Ayla )

In my neck of the woods, "Pony S" is called "Zoo Doo"

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

SNORT THIS YOU LYING FUCK!

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

I have this vision of Derek on his new pony with Chore Boy holding the snake and lizard and the 32 pounds of pot that he no doubt harvested this grow season.