Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Abi )

*First poster JIG*!!!!

(Submitted by Leone )

Wow! I'm second!

(Submitted by Terry )

Hmmm, MOUTHWASH...must not be a forehead kisser...

(Submitted by Red )

You got $3.97 for $1.50 each, and you only bought TWO of 'em? What a dumass.

(Submitted by pirgamon )

Come on, surely you needed more than 5 items after 2 weeks??

(Submitted by Dalliance )

I too find it refreshing to shave my JIG now and again. Good thinking on the JIG BLADE, Der. I'm just hoping you'll remember to apply the mouthwash after and not before. Oh, and do take pictures for us please! ***Tickets to Fargo Jig Shearing On Special - Reg 3.97 On Sale for 1.50! Get Yours today***

(Submitted by Answer Man )

Ten. If you slice 'em real thin. Use that blade carefully.

(Submitted by Wondering why this is so interesting )

Well,this was my first time here and I went through the whole site!! It seems as if Derek has some sort of pillow/battery/photo fetish. Kind of makes you wonder what's going on at his place! Could be cool,but I'm not sure about all that potting soil!!!! That might just be too freaky,even for me!

(Submitted by doug )

you forgot about dri-bottoms, counter cards, azaleas, and the poor old chore boy.

(Submitted by lieu )

jig blade? isn't that what ray lewis used last year?

(Submitted by in lieu of listerine )

my co-workers also paid 1.47 for their mouthwash and their breath still smells like my boss's butt.

(Submitted by in lieu of pocket pool )

i can tell by the crease marks on the receipt that you first gently placed it in your pants pocket but then had lusty thoughts about op. #1879 as you were walking out to the parking lot, thereby imprinting a bone of contention for all to see. 2 ball, corner pocket...

(Submitted by Dally )

OMG lieu, I had the same exact thought about the receipt, thinking it looked a tad wadded and wondered if op#1879 had any bearing on the fact. But, then, I just didn't know how to bring it up.

(Submitted by Jiggin'the Blade )

Everybody Riverdance!

(Submitted by in lieu of reed )

wrong dal, you do know how to...

(Submitted by Impeachable Offense )

Okay, that was the worst damn superbowl I've ever seen. Hell, if I'd wanted to see the jailbirds beat the drunk I'd have voted democratic....

(Submitted by fat gurl with fungus growing in her rolls )

hey, this site is very special, kind of like myself, i consider myself to be a very special individual, yes, you heard me correctly, i have fungus growing in the fat rolls all over my body, i also have a very hairy chest.i even have fungus growing on my eyelids bc they are so fat....how special. now you can all see how special i am, sort of like this site. i shoudl really start my own fungal sample site so you can write comments about the types of fungus in my rolls...what an idea...awesome site, keep the receipts coming and next time buy something interesting like an illegal body part off the black market....or perhaps some scented tampons.....

(Submitted by bond )

You ain't kidding that was the worst super bowl ever. Hell those Floridians were still countin' chads , (hanging, dimpled, pimpled and othrwise) when I got there. The only redeeming aspect of the whole affair was the Gasparilla which is the Tampa version og Mardi Gras - complete with bead throwing and boobie flashing. You go girrrls. If I'd had one of those jig blades, I might have even been able undo a few of those bras permanently!

(Submitted by mephistofailes )

sorry phat gurl butt that idea's already been done to death. try and cum up wif something original knext time.

(Submitted by Chiqca )

*rapping* Gettin' JIGgy BLADE wid it... Gettin' JIGgy BLADE wid it. *wiggling fanny JIGgy style*

(Submitted by Faust )

Right-O, Mephie. I think that old buzzard witch friend of yours with the hoot-n-nanny monkeys did the fungi in the phat rolls thingie..now the scented tampons, perhaps we can work with that one.

(Submitted by Dalliance )

eeegad, another white male republican speaks. aaauggghhh, I'm in cahoots with a Bushwhacker...somebuddy save me.

(Submitted by lullabye dream )

Whut one earth is a JIG anyway and if you need to buy a blade for it...im scared!!! 21st poster dance!!! *LOL* Thats the closet i've been so far! horah for me! *LOL*

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHAT ABOUT BIC BLADES? DO YOU SHAVE EVERYDAY? YOU MUST CAUSE I SEE YOU DIDN'T BUY STOCKINGS IN A WHILE. SMOOTH LEG MAN, HMMMMMMM! HEHE!

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Of course, if you HudsonRiverdance, you don't need a swimming cstume, just a paintbrushto mark out your own area ...

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

Derek, glad to see you realised it's much easier to do your own severing of body parts if you have a jigsaw. By the way, Chiquita, if you wanna jiggle a fanny, why don't you come over and jiggle me?

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

Get back to work, Balmain Boy, and stop nicking my place in the queue! Goddang, and you're probably one of those people like Derek what pays for $5 worth of goodies with a credit card.

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

...hey, wasn't I standing behind you in the queue the other day at Broadway Coles when you were trying to lay claim to a few bulbs, a battery, and a pack of Farmland tissues at the checkout?

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Coles? COLES???? How last century! I only go to Aldi these days; although they charge you for each shopping bag and trolley you use - you should see the lovely garden furniture I'm making from a bit of oxy-acetylene and a few trollies.

(Submitted by vCJD )

Mooooooo Mooooooo Mooooooo ! Anyone seen my hat !

(Submitted by Bonnie Piesse's lame chicken )

lOwEr CaSe on a receipt - how absolutely charming. I'm sure this would never have happened had Derek not caused Shannon to leave the building sobbing in hysterics.

(Submitted by in lieu of bloody marys )

as long as you're carving up jiggers, will you craft me one for my wild turkey stash, my friend? if'n you need how to instructions, just ask the raven's linebacker. he did it wifout shots too!

(Submitted by im a gurl that likes to eat babies )

ok, i just have one question? what is a jig blade? guess what? i am really cool. does everybody know that? i like to eat babies..they are delicous...u should try one some day..derrick, u better keep me away from that baby of your or i might eat it..hehehe...*burp* sorry...*clears throt loudly*, so what are u all up to? are there any other people that like to eat babies? if so, leave a message and i will get back to u..

(Submitted by Terry )

If EVER a post needed to be deleted...

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

So Balmain Boy, you WERE that person harassing operator Nigel at Coles Broadway the other night, waving around your organic beans and demanding a price check. You can't throw me off the scent with a cheap crack about Aldi! Besides, what's a Balmain Boy going to Milperra for their badly lit kicks? Hmmmm??

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

O darling, Milperra??? *tee hee* All the in-crowd are going to Quakers Hill - why only yesterday I bumped into Bernard King, feeling up the rockmelons - and guess who was doing an in-store promo for VB? John Mellion Jr himself!! I nearly wet myself! Of course, I had to get my Northern Spirit beanie personally autographed - although it looks more like 'Uncle Doug Mulray' to me ...

(Submitted by lieu tennant guvenor )

i must be outcontinent as opposed to in. is this aussiespeak? where, pray tell, can george jr's ranch neighbor find a rockmelon?

(Submitted by Dutchess Fergie Fallopia Poo Hole IX )

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(Submitted by Mrs Campbell )

I've just got two firm rockmelons ready to squeeze if anyone's interested. Oh my, there's a veritable little colonial cybercolony growing right before my very eyes!

(Submitted by Mrs Campbell )

...oh, the mention of John Meillon just sends shivers to the tip of my crochet hook. He was such a handsome loinstirring gent, with a fetching lock of kinky nondescript hair

(Submitted by jimmy page boy )

all these fans in the john meillon camp! wots a true rocker to do?

(Submitted by Dalliance )

"Darling?" BB, are you trying to make me jealous?

(Submitted by JimmyAcid )

buy dry-bottoms!!

(Submitted by susieuntilrecentlyonProzac )

John Meillon? Any relation to Melon?

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

John Meillon played Wally in 'Crocodile Dundee'. Remember, "I have a problem, I tell Wally, Wally tells the whole town, no more problem"? JM's problem was, propping up the bar at the Oaks, Neutral Bay, for so many years, his nose became like a melon, and his film roles were not allowed to match his talent.

(Submitted by susie )

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(Submitted by lullabye dream )

Melon? ~thats a funny word if keep saying it over and over again!

(Submitted by susie )

Dear BalmainBoy,(or Mrs.Campbell) how do you pronounce Meillon and what is the difference between a chinaman and a googlie?

(Submitted by MilperraBoy )

His name is pronounced MELL-yen. When approached, to be addessed as "What's yours?". Now a GOOGLY is an off spinner bowled with a leg-break action. But the wrist turns over earlier than for the leg break delivery. This means that the back of the hand is facing the batsman at the moment of release. The ball comes out over the top of the third and little fingers. It is ‘flipped’ out at the moment of delivery. A CHINAMAN is the off break bowled by a left hander with a leg-break action spinning the ball from left to right in its flight down the wicket and, on pitching, turns towards the leg side. For non-cricketers, when a bowler is facing a right-handed batsman, the off side is to the left of the batsman, the onside or leg side is to the right of the batsman. And THEY call cricket boring. HAH!

(Submitted by MilperraBoy )

I forgot to add: a F***wit is Shane Warne forgetting the stump microphones are turned on (a little topical humour there).

(Submitted by DallybamaGirl )

Now, a LITTLE TOPICAL HUMOUR is when a stumpy player whose leg gets a breaker is treated to a side of the batsman's neosporin applied with a twist by the right-hand of the wicketeerjerker while, on the off side the bowler tells didgeredoo jokes with a limp wrist to the gimp who may not, of course, face due north (not that there is anything wrong with that).

(Submitted by Chileboy )

What's with all the Antipodean banter? Do you guys even know what Walmart is?

(Submitted by Not hungry for that )

Go to lunch!

(Submitted by susie )

And the Windies have enjoyed a major triumph. What about the Burpies?

(Submitted by melon )

greetings. i feel a strange need... i need fish! give me fish! oh, yes. it is truly a great day. the sun shines on us. the nuclear explosions boil our skin and burn our hair. today.. my dear friends, is a good day to die.

(Submitted by melon )

it must be a mental power, or problem, im developing.. i could sense my need to return when sombody calls out my name. do you sense it too? what does it all mean?

(Submitted by Dally: Hands Across the World )

Dear Chileboy, wow - antipodean- that's a mighty big word. And, yes, while ours is a difficult, often rebarbative idiom, we stand on opposite ends of our collective loquacity and hold it proudly aloft. And, we do indeed know what a Walmart is so on yer bike, Sparky. Good to see you Zaramelon!

(Submitted by watto )

This is a grand display of how wasting time is not always a bad thing. Tits up to you!

(Submitted by Shona Laing )

Thank God I'm not a New Zealander

(Submitted by Grinning Idiot )

i can only read and shake my head. its a sad world. esspecially when my grammar&spelling is so bad...

(Submitted by Shona Laing )

Goddang, of course that should have been "I'm glad I'm not a New Zealander". Sheesh, must be getting Alzheimer's or something.

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Ok... Dalliance.. yer postings this time were actually funny. More like these, not this swishy bullshit like the last few times.