Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Scarface )

Does this guy know how to party, or what!

(Submitted by Bite Me )

This site is just too wild. I just found it a little while ago and I think I am addicted to it.

(Submitted by Dalliance )

*third poster dance*

(Submitted by Dalliance (the Ex) )

OUCH! What a slap in the face! Look at this! Three Reese cups, but NO SNICKERS BAR!! And what's a GARDETTOS and GARDETTO S? Are those candy bars TOO, DEREK??? WELL??? Go ahead, Break Itttttt...take another little piece of my heart..I don't know *sob* which new Wal*Tart *keening wail* you've replaced me with but I just hope you are happy now...we are no more.

(Submitted by Cyber Siren )

Duo Belt? Derek is a siamese twin? Who knew?

(Submitted by Siren )

more proof: two FG Jeans. FG is ,of course, the universal code for the 'Forked Genetically'

(Submitted by bingo )

You Americans, it sux having to pay extra tax on everything ha!, (wait till you all go metric) and do they deliberately make receipts hard to read? I thought Ireland was weird...

(Submitted by Channon )

Hey againm Is your Wallyworld open 24 hours too? MINE is. I love Wal-Mart! WOHOO

(Submitted by bingo )

BTW. FG jeand, whats the FG stand for, over here it's a political party (Finne Gael), a party which is kinda somewhere between Communism, Demcoracy, and a Limp Bizkit song

(Submitted by bingo )

Oh boy, hit too many of those cans from the fridge, that was jeanS and demOCracy

(Submitted by Precut Carp )

HOT DAMN! FOOD!!!!

(Submitted by crazy libyan )

Derek and Al Gore should get together and go bowling

(Submitted by Freud )

Screw Mushu and the compubank he rode in on.

(Submitted by Freud )

I actually went to Wal-Mart myself this evening. And $9.96 for the Happy Hooker Game? That is a good price.

(Submitted by Ex Wal-Mart Employee )

Wal Mart sux. Burn down all Wal-Marts

(Submitted by David Knopfler )

I have a piquant empathy with Al Gore.

(Submitted by Andre )

Once more, Dalliance, I have erred, and given you a message of love on the already outdated receipt. Please don't think my affection is cheap, when you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong?????

(Submitted by Andre )

...and by the way, that Derek, what a man, he not only has a tool belt, but a belt for his duos. Phew, that's some spanky pants.

(Submitted by Andre )

I can't believe I missed that...must be because my glasses are all fogged up watching Dalliance and that Lou Grant doll...but my god, look, there they are, three Reese Peans, no wonder he needs a goddang belt for his Duos.......................... .........

(Submitted by Andre )

...and fish food, I can see the half hidden coy smile from Dalliance even now........................... .......

(Submitted by Little Moth )

Fish food, that's what you all will be. Eat all that candy you will need duo belts,and pants and more pants. And Dalliance eat a Snickers. ===flutters off===

(Submitted by Abi )

They've finished with the WWII memorial, now they're starting on the old people - will they have them stacking oreos, do you think or a Reese Peans throwing contest?? Wow things get really wild in your town Der! p.s. Great to have you back Dal-babes, was beginning to miss you - tho' not quite in the same vein as poor old Andre...Hi to Chiq, Terry, Lieu, Hefty and the rest

(Submitted by in lieu of penguins )

Duo Belt? Some kind of Dynamic strap-on? Saucy!

(Submitted by Benito Finito )

What's the difference between GARDETTOS and GARDETTO S? Did the Italians change their mind again?

(Submitted by Burns, George Burns )

Is Sept. 10 when Grandparents come out, see their shadow and play bingo for six more weeks?

(Submitted by Reese Pean )

Tell my brothers Sean and Chris that they can eat me.

(Submitted by oughta be WalFixed )

If you're pregnant, do you still look forward to a long Labor Day weekend?

(Submitted by in lieu of reed )

hello all *wrapping arms around dal, chiq, abi, suz and patting melon on cranium* we're y'all in town, i'd buy barrettes for each of you.

(Submitted by hefty pickens )

what in the wide, wide world of sports are you girls up to?

(Submitted by Dr. Strangelove )

Anyone seen my toaster box?

(Submitted by Dalliance )

*looking at the moth* isn't there a window you need to be running into repeatedly, or perhaps you're doing that already? lieu, you saucy stud, however are you? Hefty..how's the sausage? Andre, my little pean. Call me Goldilocks, but your nozzle is juuussssttt right. *smiling coyly*

(Submitted by SuzinN.Cal )

"...and by the way, that Derek, what a man, he not only has a tool belt, but a belt for his duos. Phew, that's some spanky pants." Now THAT is a funny post!!!! Had me laughing!!!! HI all!!!! Good to see you *smile*

(Submitted by jealous )

this Derek eats an awful lot of candy, doesn't he? i wonder how big he is?

(Submitted by NachoMan )

Why is it so important to have the number of items sold displayed in huge letters?

(Submitted by Hummingbird )

Dear jealous, he said in his email 10.2 inches.

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Wow, I sure wish I had some spanky pants! Hey Abi and SuziQ *waving manically* now, where's that Banana Babe? ....speaking of which..have any of you girls ever seen Terry without a shirt on? Holy Spanky Pants!!!!

(Submitted by Candle in the Wal*Mart )

Good bye, FG Jean, though I never knew you at all, you had the duos to sell yourself, at Wal*Mart and not the mall..*sniff*

(Submitted by VooDoo Doll )

Salt Mapper, I love ya, Baby!!!!!!!!

(Submitted by Cyber Nymph )

Andre, meet me at the clearing in the woods at midnight...wear your satyr outfit and bring the pan flute. Oh, and the Reese pean..we'll need three of those for the complete...er....ceremony.

(Submitted by SuzinN.Cal )

Hi Dal! *s* // Candle at the Wal*Mart - very good song! // Hi Abi! // Hi Lieu!!

(Submitted by Your Mom )

Derek. This is your mother. Get a life.

(Submitted by Abi )

Hi to all of you! lieu, if I were in town I'd definitely have a barette on you! Terry without a shirt -wow - we'd pay hard cash for that!

(Submitted by Dad )

Derek, never mind your mother, she's been inhaling the floor polish again. Kinda celebrating Grandparents day a little early this year.

(Submitted by Abi )

Way to go Derek's Mom! Perhaps you should try snorting the fish food! Kind of a different buzz.....

(Submitted by Terry )

Dally, I'm aghast! What about our "Don't kiss, don't tell" policy??? Please tell me there are no pictures of our decadence, as I would like to believe that *whirrrrr* from your nightstand was the "special toy" that you suggested, and not a camera!

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Terry...oh damn, I forgot. No..no videos as Andre, the little bugger, stole all mine last time he was...ummm...errrr...here for tea. And besides, are you trying to saying you didn't enjoy the miniature Whirlpool Spin Cycle Simulator???? You sure *SEEMED* like you enjoyed and sure okay you lost all your teeth and broke a rib or two in the process but HEY, I covered for you with the motorcycle accident didn't I??? And those gashes probably aren't even going to scar!

(Submitted by Dally )

sorry meant I covered for you with the motorcycle accident story I meant...pssst Abi, by the by, you can make the cheque out to Dally Enterprizes.

(Submitted by Ninja )

Hey all! I have been gone for WAY too long...Derek has definitely been busy these past 3 weeks since i have been at college! i have issed 4 good days of shopping, and i am trying desperatel to catch up! well, i think we all know that derek needed a DUO BELT to hook up to his tool belt...so he can store his reeses cups and gardettos snackers while hammering away at that HH GAME. Well, i am going to go check out the *more recent* receipts...see if he got any more counter cards...or if he buys any fish to feed that fish food to!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHAT WAS MAT'S FIRST JOB?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHAT WAS MATT'S FIRST JOB?

(Submitted by Carolina )

Peanut Butter Cups!! Question: will you be honoring your grandparents?

(Submitted by Loving it! )

Hey You biught your Reeses Peanuts the Day of my birthday. That year I turned 17 oh memories!