Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Freud )

Allright! I'm first! And as usuall screw Mushu and the Compubank he rode in on.

(Submitted by yaya )

alright! second feels mighty nice....ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...good times

(Submitted by big stick )

Wow, your body gets so clean the kids need sunglasses?

(Submitted by sapphire )

how cute.....a junior sunglass

(Submitted by Gabrielle )

What's up with the subtotals after each item? Was this a new cashier? Someone unsure of her/himself?

(Submitted by ecstatic )

i just skipped from sometime in 97.. sorry, i couldnt deal with many more.. this one is from today- glad to see youre all updated. And by the way, thanks for helping raise 14.5 million for the WWII memorial.

(Submitted by Andre )

Dalliance, where are you? I need you to explain, I'm getting so confused - so that really was you the other night? in a Mary Tyler Moore wig? and with the rubbery latex feel? if this is true, can you let me in on the secret of how you've perfected that "hissing" sound as I pull out the plug? I've kind of developed a special *thing* for it........................................................

(Submitted by Patrick Whatsisface )

Didn't anyone tell Derek that Dallas went off the air years ago? It's a bit late for him now to sashay up to the Dilworth store, swaggering and filling out his pants with used dri-bottoms, wearing J.R. sunglasses and ordering mint juleps and scheming against the rise of Matt Krieg's new commercial concern.

(Submitted by Fuck Canada )

everybody's working for the weekend/ turn me loose/ turn me loose thoonk

(Submitted by Really Fuck Canada )

I wear my JR. sunglass at night so I can so I can keep track of visions in my head

(Submitted by Syphon )

Hey i just bought J.R. Sunglasses too!!! What color are yours!!!

(Submitted by Yahooo I made it 12th place *doing 12th place poster dance* )

How R ya Copmut?

(Submitted by Copmut )

yap yap yap yap yap yap yap [translation: Why I'm doing just great, thank you so much for asking]

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Derek, Carl asked me to let you know he'd like his sunglasses back.

(Submitted by lexic0n )

Mirriem. it is Mirriam. www.m-w.com. please do not refute the lexic0n.

(Submitted by lexic0n )

just to put us all back on an even keel, ive realized that it is neither "mirriem" or "mirriam". it's "merriam". everybody hurts, sometimes.

(Submitted by Sr. sunglass )

Mr. Dahlsad... uh, father-to-father, could you take good care of the Jr.. He's led a pretty sheltered life in the Sunglass Hut & I'm worried about him turned loose in the wilds of Fargo. Try to keep an eye on him for me, eh?

(Submitted by Michael Stipe )

That'll be $1.95 please...

(Submitted by Dirty bird )

Just what the hell is BODY WASH anyway? Is it soap? Why don't they call it SOAP. Or is that too difficult for the bluevesters to spell, what with two vowels being side by side and all?

(Submitted by Azrael Brown )

Subtotaled two times / please ring up all items FIRST / -then- hit "Subtotal."

(Submitted by Hummingbird )

Azrael, you really know how to Haiku. Wanna see my stamen collection?

(Submitted by Azrael Brown )

sexy hummingbird / all soapy with body wash / would make a good meal

(Submitted by MErriAm Webstur )

lex, made you look...were u wearin' Jr. Sunglasses at first? *giggle* 'Tis true....and everybody bleeds.

(Submitted by Miss Ma'am )

Derek, You sweet THANG! A receipt for my birthday. What a deah, deah boy! *beam*That body wash....is it magnolia fragrance? I certainly hope so. Nevah mind all the wrappin' an' such. Just put it in a big ole'blue Wal-Mart bag with that cute smiley face. Lawwww..I'm plum' give out.

(Submitted by Hummmmingbird )

O, Azreal Brown / A bird with a soapy bush / Is worth two clean hands.

(Submitted by Whatever My Name Is )

The first cut is the deepest.

(Submitted by Mc Penis )

Ummm.... I think ur a fucking idoit, what kind of person whould scan recipts? let alone make a website out of it? well you can have fun with you "webpage" and i dunno!?!?!?!?!

(Submitted by Jodi )

my my, jr sunglasses. how cute.

(Submitted by Jack Schitt )

WHO SHOT JR..Didnt they sell his classes on E_Bay..

(Submitted by pissed off )

your site sucks

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

SUNGLASSES WOULD GO GREAT WITH WHAT MATT IS WEARING TODAY!

(Submitted by jan )

Derek you must have been close to you Visa card limit by now so you asked the cashier to tally after each item. I'm glad you were able to afford the JR glasses though. You deserve it.