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FIRST POST... *L*

(Submitted by Randy)

Is electrasol for planting the light bulbs in?... btw, Pez makes lousy plant food

(Submitted by April W)

What kind of Pez dispenser did you get?

(Submitted by April W)

You have a home page???? You mean this isn't your home page? Just curious about the man who saves receipts.

(Submitted by portia)

The only thing I buy at Walmart are white tea towels fro cross stitching. Or sometimes pillowcases, also for cross stitching.

(Submitted by bob)

you put 11.52 on a cedit card??? can you say broke!

(Submitted by lexic0n)

pixel, do you also have a running tally on how many times derek has paid with credit/check/cash? i know his purchases are overwhelmingly on plastic, but i'd be curious if anyone has these figures.

(Submitted by blurry)

what kind of book was being released 5/23? indweeling? indwelling? at any rate you missed it, whatever it was. (damn, now i'm gonna be up all night wondering...)

(Submitted by Dalliance)

I think Pez should release a special Matt Krieg Pez dispenser cause, as we all know, Matt Krieg is the INDWELLING, MACDADDY, 100% CUSTOMER SATISFACTION DISPENSING MAN!!

(Submitted by Miss Ma'am)

Okay, was that a GROW light bulb? And "pot" soil? Hmmmmm....Got a little business "growin' " on the side?

(Submitted by Associate of the Year)

ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you have the ability to read, the information you seek is probably listed on the product. If you still need me to read it to you, take a number.

(Submitted by Chiquita)

My 2nd day in a row at this site. That's it. I'm hooked.

(Submitted by kn)

you seem to buy a large amount of potting soil along with your snacks. if you were from the south i would suspect that you were eatin' that dirt with your pez.

(Submitted by Anomie)

Okay, so this started out as something I just looked at occasionaly, chuckling all the while at what an obsession it became for some people. Now, I fear, I was very upset to see that Derek didn't shop at Wal*Mart for a whole 10 days. I've joined the ranks.

(Submitted by JAD)

Talk about a stupid site. This one sure qualifies!

(Submitted by Randy)

JAD... Thanks for stopping by, and remember, you can always buy for less at Wal*Mart

(Submitted by surlycheshire)

Ditto Anomie. I even recommended this site to my mom.

(Submitted by Loueita)

Thank heavens you went shopping. I feared a 3-day week-end w/out a boost.

(Submitted by lexic0n)

i went to walmart.com to see if they had any mention of derek. i couldnt find anything, but i did find this book, available now! Derek's Dog Days by Nancy Lee Charlton; Chris Demarest Availability In Stock - Ships within 2-3 Days Release date 03-01-1996 Format Hardcover ISBN 0152232192 Publisher Harcourt Trade Publishers Pages 0 Derek doesn't want to be a boy--he wants to be a dog! Derek likes chasing the cat and gnawing on slippers. But when school starts, he discovers that little boy activities can be fun, too. He learns to count to 100 and to write his name. But that doesn't mean Derek has lost his doggy self completely. Full color. Vendor Stock # : 0152232192 MSRP: $14.00 UPC: 0978015223219

(Submitted by April W)

Ok, I found your home page and what I found there was a shock! Not the kind of man I thought would be saving these receipts! You people need to go see what Derek is really like...very interesting guy...cute too! Go figure

(Submitted by Betsy)

Wow, Derek! I went to the K-Mart (we don't have Wal-Marts here) and I bought dishwasher detergent on the same day that you did! How weird is that? Tell me what you're buying next - maybe I need it also!

(Submitted by Dalliance)

April, I *totally* concur!! Derek is a hottie and I think a bit of a genius - in my opinion, this site is a piece of public and cultural ART...it's so totally collaborative. Yoohoo! We, the readers -some of which are damn creative- are crafting scenarios out of the stuff of modern pop culture (very sorry for the pseudo- intellectual interference, but I'm a historian by academic training)...Derek, as I have come to understand from reading his journal entries, is a man that thinks out of the box and that is so f**king cool! I think I want to bear his next love child.

(Submitted by Dalliance)

April, I *totally* concur!! Derek is a hottie and I think a bit of a genius - in my opinion, this site is a piece of public ART...it's so totally collaborative. Yoohoo! We, the readers -some of which are damn creative- are crafting scenarios out of the stuff of modern pop culture (very sorry for the pseudo-intellectual interference, but I'm a historian by academic training)...Derek, as I have come to understand from reading his journal entries, is a man who thinks outside of the box and that is so f**king cool! I think I want to bear his next love child.

(Submitted by Dalliance)

Damn, there's an echo in here

(Submitted by Scott)

Derek: You're one sick fucker!!!!

(Submitted by G Starr)

I see you've weaned yourself off the dri-bottoms. that's good.

(Submitted by not Emo)

Maybe there's something in Pez that releases the creative genus. After all, Meg and Pierre originally started eBay to sell Pez dispensers. Derrick eats Pez- and look at the great idea he has come up with. Jeeze, all this time I've been ignoring Pez. Gonna drop some (Wal*Mart) Pez tomorrow!!!!

(Submitted by walmart employee)

I am still under the home office in bentonville, ark. I need help. on march 29, 2018 (100years later after the birth of sam walton) they plan to resurrect sam from this bunker with the blood of all his associates that were pumped into him all these years to keep his body alive. tomorrow they will release me to preach the good news of low prices and rollbacks. I will be passing the holy word of sam walton out and will baptize all who will recieve him in the name of Sam! ahh, i am sick and demented, but damn i love wal*mart benefits!!

(Submitted by walmart employee)

Repent, Repent!! K-mart is the anti-Sam. It will be tossed in the land of lost Isles. Sam comes with great news! He lives again and will recieve you unto him as you show your devotion by giving him all your money. He loves you faithful ones and promises a free bag of popcorn upon each visit from the Radio Grill and now stands at the Pearly Checkouts while the saintly people greeters usher you in with a smile and a sticker with Sam's face on the front!

(Submitted by Wal-Mart Employee)

Sam has built you a personal Wal-Mart when you enter his rest. Walton 4:13 says, "Stock it, they will come. Price it, they will buy. Display it, and they will snatch as priceless jewels. Play subliminal messages over the PA, they will shop for hours blowing their entire paychecks!"

(Submitted by Suing Wal*Mart)

Please be aware that Wal-Mart doesn't stand behind their words. I was flat out attacked and had my eye knocked out by a people greeter. She lunged out from her wheel-chair and threw her top false teeth at me catching my eye. They won't refund me the eye because I didn't have a reciept. I thought it was satisfaction guarenteed? I am suing Wal*Mart because I believe that the people greeters should be kept in cages and that they should give them a new benefit: Polident.

(Submitted by That is wrong)

Please don't talk about the people greeters. They are such caring and dedicated people. My grandmother happens to be a people greeter at our local walmart and has been for the past 35 years. She wakes up at four in the morning and polishes all 502 lapel pens on her vest. She walks from her nursing home with her walker to work and washes the windows just so you can have a nice clean place to shop. She even slaves properly setting her teeth so you can have that warm sweet smile. So what if she has a raspy voice from 50 years of smoking. And so what if she smells like urine and has crossed eyes. She is my grandmother and I love Wal- Mart!

(Submitted by Not a happy associate!)

I work at Wal-Mart. I have a question for Matt Krieg if he reads this stuff. Why in the hell do managers let all their favorite associates off on Memorial weekend and leave me to work the back wall all by myself??? They f*cking didn't schedule anyone to cover electronics' lunches. I had to cover and ended up having a stiff necked b*tch beating me down on the fact her pictures didnt come in! I called the manager. He didn't show up because he was to busy talking with his old high school buddy 15 feet away. This woman ripped me up one end and down the next while 10 other customers looked on! He smiled and waved when I paged for him again. Is there anyone out there who understands what we associates go through. Customers don't give a sh*t. They want their twinkies now, baby! And the managers are too busy keeping our regional managers happy by doing their "priority lists". On the subject of managers... Most of our managers are great. They were once 99's or main floor clerks so they understand the super analness of some customers. (By the way, for all the *ssholes who think they can have an associate lick their boot I wished you would work during the Christmas season for one week, you pr*cks!) But some of our district and regional manangers suck *ss!! One in particular is so anal he fired an entire management team simply because he felt like it. Another time he came in and saw that a "zone" wasn't to his standards. Know what he does? He knocks all the items to the floor and says, "you have a mess, do it right this time!" Is $5.90 really worth all this? I really like Wal-Mart, and dear old Uncle Sam W. But I wish the Home Office would really care about the "bottom rung" people. We are the ones who keep this thing going, like Uncle Sam once said. Sorry everyone for going postal here but you would rather have me blowing steam here than peppering the place with a double barrelled shot gun and six pack I bought at the Sporting Goods counter. Damn, I feel better! And thank you for shopping your friendly neighborhood Wal- Mart. (Thank God for the First Amendment.)

(Submitted by #0113 is the store for me!)

Just wanted to say hi to all my fellow associates! Give me a squiggly ~~!! By the way, Wal-Mart is a cool place to work. It can be tough sometimes, but the benefits are awesome!! Thank you Derek for an objective site. You simply offered us your reciepts. No pro's or con's about Wal-Mart, you left it up to us. Much appreciated by those who are on the inside. Hey, I got a Code Sunshine! Smile everyone!!!

(Submitted by sartori)

derek, i've been considering applying for the position of "GREEter". my sources recently gave me the 411 concerning our present grEETER's health, and with a little push from god, (or pull, depending on your faith), it appears to be terminal. i am hoping to use you as a reference. so, if anyone contacts you concerning my past employment history, you just tell 'em "when the almighty was serving up the ability to greet, this fella here scooped up what spilled off of his tray and shoved it in his prosthetic torso." otherwise i will personally have to smash you in the face with my titanium pectorals. remember, i may not have a chest, back or abdomen, but i do have a warm smile and the "HEAT TO GREET" fight the hype and don't believe the power.regards, jim.

(Submitted by Associate of the Year)

ATTENTION SHOPPERS!!! How many times do I have to tell you. I don't have to stand behind that couter and listen to you threaten me. I have been authorized to come over that counter and whoop your ass!!

(Submitted by yavoho)

The "J" next to the prices stand for non discountable items that are taxed. Thought you would like to know.

(Submitted by Legal Notice)

Attention Wal-Mart Associates! By posting any information that reveals the nature and work protocol (IE security measures, Training info, internal workings such as cash flow or computer systems design as well as inventory control) could result in termination, fines, and/or imprisonment. It is against the law!!

(Submitted by melon)

you know what i save? bus passes, where you have 20 busrides for half a price. i go to school on a bus everyday for 5 years now, i have over 700 of them.i am even cooler than you!

(Submitted by indica jane)

if you're so much cooler, where is your website?

(Submitted by twinkie eater)

Give me my TWINKIE!!!!!! Hey, they give boot lickings at some stores???? I LOVE those. Maybe I need to change Wal*marts. I could take a bus.

(Submitted by Liz)

I'd have to say that I really hate Wal*Mart, because it just seems like such a slimy store. The one near my house is mostly frequented by rednecks.

(Submitted by Ricky Martin)

I saw the most horrible thing at Wal-Mart. They started playing Living Lavita Loca and the people greeter jumped on top of the service desk and started stripping. SATISFACTION GUARENTEED!!!

(Submitted by Intern of the Century)

I would like to congratulate Mr. Derek on having by having more hits to this site than all the interns for the president combined.

(Submitted by melon)

my website is right here - www.lifesucks.org/wizo.html so there.

(Submitted by the lady next door)

This is a stupid site that I accidently came across.Who really cares that you save all your reciepts, or what you buy. Man get a life

(Submitted by Th' lady next dore)

This hyar is a stoopid site thet ah accidently came acrost. Who pow'ful cares thet yo' save all yer reciepps, o' whut yo' buy. Man git a life

(Submitted by De lady next doo')

Dis be a stupid site dat ah' accidently came across.Who real cares dat ya' save all yo' reciepts, o' whut ya' steal. Man dig some life

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(Submitted by De wady next doow)

Dis is a stupid site that I accidentwy came acwoss. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Who weawwy cawes that you save aww youw weciepts, ow what you buy. Man get a wife

(Submitted by jennnnnnifer evah.)

visa rocks! fuck american express!

(Submitted by me)

ever stop to think that it might be a debit card?

(Submitted by Frank Gorshin)

Oi Lexic0n, I think you found the answer to the chore boy riddle.................

(Submitted by chaos)

Christmas Eve at Walmart. And you're there to buy dish detergent and pez? I thought you were a genius, but now I realize you've gone over the edge. I wouldn't go within 10 miles of a Walmart on Christmas eve...

(Submitted by order)

Ummm....chaos, it's May, pal, not Christmas eve. May, the flowers are blooming and stuff. have you fallen into that nasty vortex again?

(Submitted by kiki)

I love pez!!!...I'll wrestle ya for it...hehehe

(Submitted by Angel Baby)

Miss Ma'am, go back a bit and you'll find out all about Derek's uh, "plantation"...Derek, dude, you missed my birthday, but I'll let you off easy if you send me a little something when your crop comes in....

(Submitted by Stealth Donut)

You need a Pez Lightbulb dispenser....

(Submitted by Aristotle)

Wow, Heidegger at Wal*Mart, blow my mind...

(Submitted by Rupert M)

That 2 storey condo sure must be huge, it certainly uses up the light bulbs. Or maybe it's what the chore boy does with them.

(Submitted by Adam )

So you got a Pez dispenser eh? I also see you got some Pez candy. And some soil for pot. Did you purchase the Candy as a cover up for what you really need the dispenser for?.......A quick and easy way to distribute your seeds in the soil made espically for pot.. You answer me that my friend

(Submitted by Adam )

Upon further inspection of your recipt, i notice you have also purchased a light bulb.....is this so your Pez dispensed pot seeds get sufficient lighting?

(Submitted by Adam )

Upon further inspection of your recipt, i notice you have also purchased a light bulb.....is this so your Pez dispensed pot seeds get sufficient lighting?

(Submitted by dreamer )

What scares me is that last night I had a dream about Derek. I have my whole family checking his site every day. Derek is so addicting.

(Submitted by bob )

You are pathetic

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

PEZ, ESTER CANDY.... CAN I SEE YOUR DENTIST RECEIPTS TOO?

(Submitted by Lindsey )

Who is this legal notice asshole? Come and get me, bitch! If you didn't screw us up the ass maybe we wouldnt quit all pissed off and let out all your secrets! DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT IF YOUR ITEM IS CHEAPER WITHIN 30 DAYS YOU CAN GET BACK THE DIFFERENCE. TAKE ALL OF YOUR RECEIPTS IN TO CUSTOMER SERVICE AND MAKE THEM CHECK ALL THE PRICES! booooo yaaaa bitch!

(Submitted by Lindsey )

ALSO.. on that note! Were you aware that Walmart sends their associates "comp shopping?" This means they are on Walmart time spying on Ames, KMart, Target, whoever! Catch them guys! How's that Legal Bitch.. do I need to keep going? I'm so scared!

(Submitted by Carly )

hey, you bought my favourite candy on my birthday. what a happy coincidence!

(Submitted by Carolina )

What's an indwelling book release?

(Submitted by gern blandston )

Well Mom, you're right. Marijuana is a "gateway" drug. Now Derek is no doubt hiding Percodans or Vicodans in his Pez dispenser. Matt Krieg, Shannon Cock, Darryl and Chore Boy need to gather for an intervention. Please, Derek. We want to help. But you have to want to help yerself.