Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by jason)

at least you brush your teeth... and use a light bulb to see?

(Submitted by tootles)

You have inspired me to put pictures of white paper on a web site. Note to self: Go to Wal-Mart to buy white paper.

(Submitted by Halcyon)

Four years ago you bought a crib. Yet you're still buying baby paraphenalia! Shouldn't the little rascal be driving by

(Submitted by Head Laugher Sean)

Our goal...hmmm..do we have to have one. Well, we're about to make you famous. No, wait, that would be impossible.

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

toddler mitt? is that for throwing the toddler around in the backyard with?

(Submitted by Prod_me)

Lobelia? You can buy those? (cue anti-hilarious play on words....) I thought they broke when a girl did it for the first time? Thankyou, ladies and gents, thank YOU. And you. You can put me back in my box now.

(Submitted by MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

MATT KRIEG IS THE BEST WAL MART MANAGER EVER YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE MATT KRIEG IS NUMBER ONE IN CUSTOMER SATISFACTION!

(Submitted by THE JUDGE)

WHERE DOES WHITE TRASH GET ALL THIS MONEY TO SPEND AT WALL MART ANYWAY?

(Submitted by THE JUDGE)

WHERE DOES WHITE TRASH GET ALL THIS MONEY TO SPEND AT WALL MART ANYWAY?

(Submitted by Byron Bussey)

Have you added up all you purchases at Wal-Mart??? It must be lots of $$$$. A running total would be cool.

(Submitted by Craig)

I just called Matt Krieg to thank him for his dedication to the customer, and he called me foul names, then spat at his phone, then slammed the receiver! Oh it hurt...Matt Krieg is evil personified and he must be stopped.

(Submitted by Essex Andy)

YOU SAD BASTARD, GET A LIFE

(Submitted by Essex Andy)

I HATE YOU

(Submitted by Dante)

Whoa, this is twisted... Further proof that "da innernet" brings out the best in manking... the best examples of stupidity that is. But stupidity aside, this is rather interesting. Oh, and leave Matt (aka devil boy) alone. Life must suck as it is being a Manager at Wally World without you pickin' on him!

(Submitted by wal-mart employee)

You need to get a job at Wal- Mart you could save 10% on all of your purchases. Keep on buying Wal-Mart and letting me have a paycheck and great stock!!!!!!!!!! GO WAL-MART!!!!!!!!!!!

(Submitted by MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

CRAIG, MATT KRIEG WOULD NEVER EVER DO THE THINGS YOU CLAIMED HE HAS DONE. NEXT TIME I AM SLEEPING ON MATT KRIEG'S LAWN I WILL ADVISE HE SEEK LEGAL ACTION TO STOP YOUR SLANDER. GOOD DAY TO YOU.

(Submitted by TheDanMan)

I can't believe I wasted so much time reading all these stupid papers, I should get a gun and shoot myself

(Submitted by DJ)

Get a life. Better yet, find a shrink and get some help!!!!!!

(Submitted by Cherdy)

It's nice to know someone out there is keeping up on their dental hygiene. And the toothbrush was cheap, too!

(Submitted by Keoni)

How 'bout you ask Matt fo' when we get one Wallmart here on Maui? No got one, but plenty poi fo' Matt!

(Submitted by Amber )

Good to see that someone enjoys the evil Massive Consumerist Brain Washing Powers of Walmart as much as I do. Never a dull moment when your under those acres + acres of florescent lights! Plus, send props out to Matt Kreig!!

(Submitted by Deevil)

It's just crazy enough to work.

(Submitted by kidneystone)

Don't really have anything to say, just wanted to be a part of this phenomenon and see my written word in print. Thank you.

(Submitted by rent bouys)

YOU ARE ONE SAD MOTHER FUCKER ARE YOU A "FUSE WIRE" IE A GINGER PERSONS GORILLA SALAD

(Submitted by all choked up)

I just skipped from the 1997 receipts to this latest receipt... no more dri- bottoms... we've moved on to "Toddler Mitt". How fast they grow up. I'm moved by an emotion beyond words... it's an American saga.

(Submitted by RaverChik)

Looks like the poor guy got suckered into springing for the high performance option on that first toothbrush. *sigh* Boys and their toys.

(Submitted by Suzy)

I personally would want more than 97 cents for my Lobelia, but then at my age that's about all I would get for it now.<sigh>

(Submitted by Carol)

I have a request for Matt. Can you get some of those hard toothbrushes ordered? I miss those. Cant find them anywhere and you could lure all kinds of K-Mart shoppers over if you carried them. To hell with what the ADA says about soft toothbrushes. Thanx

(Submitted by Chronic Warrior)

omg, this has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a while, some of these items are so foreign to me, mayhaps I'll call matt kreig with questions...

(Submitted by Champagne)

It saddens me to see that you've neglected your toothbrushes, Derek. No more covers?

(Submitted by Paprocki)

Didn't Matt Krieg play quarterback for the Seahawks in the 80's?

(Submitted by Heidi)

I wanna know who gets the deluxe toothbrush? This is really a neat concept.

(Submitted by edsel)

Moving on to azaleas and lobelia -- azaleas weren't good enough for you, were they?

(Submitted by Bad Bad Leroy Brown)

Do you really want to bring a new Alyssum into the equation, Derek? You'll probably need new saucers and more soil. Maybe it's time to cut your losses and let the plants launch.

(Submitted by #1 FAN OF MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN IS DEVOTED TO HIS CRAFT. HE HAD TO DROP OUT OF COLLEGE BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T ALLOW HIM TO MAJOR IN NUCLEAR PHYSICS BRAIN SURGERY WHILE BEING A #1 FAN OF THE MAN TOTALLY DEVOTED TO CUSTOMER SERVICE.

(Submitted by silverwren)

We have alyssum in our back yard... It's really pretty... cool site, btw...

(Submitted by Max)

No more Oreo stacking contests, Daiper derbys or tea partys. Matt has caused the death of an era. Let us all pray for ryan hoage's ressurection

(Submitted by Silje Laerk)

2 toothbrushes..one more expensive than the other..go for the most expensive one, use the other one to paint details in your pictures..you bought a paintset here the other day, so.. quality i nfront of quantity, that's what I say.

(Submitted by The Sinnovators)

<sigh> We can always tell when Derek gets linked from somewhere. The idiots come out to tell him to get a life, but they were the ones who just "HAD" to see the Wal*Mart receipt posting guy and tell him he has no life. You rock, Derek!

(Submitted by Bob)

Do they sell Wal from Footrot Flat's at walmart?

(Submitted by Scat Head )

The good toothbrush is for you, and the cheap toothbrush is for the missus, right? You cheap <b>bastard!</b>

(Submitted by Channon )

So,did you ever ACTUALLY meet the famous Matt Krieg?? (did I spell his name right>???) Or is he just a figment of our imaginations? Or is his REAL name like willey wood,and is he doing like the Wizard of Oz thing to us all? Putting the kewl name on all the reciepts??

(Submitted by cmp )

Some of my favorite memories are of throwing around the old toddler in the backyard with my father. Well, that and the annual Oreo stacking ... I really should get a new toddler mitt. I hear you can get a good one for like three bucks! Really!! You can!!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHAT DO YOU WEAR WHEN U BRUSH YOUR TEETH?

(Submitted by Usagi )

Nice to see you got the toddler some mittens, but I think a coat would keep her warmer.

(Submitted by stephen king )

why did you do this get a life

(Submitted by gern blandston )

Note to self: Stop plotting Matt Krieg's untimely demise. Start plotting Matt Krieg's #1 fan's demise. Signed, Darryl Marchetta

(Submitted by Yoda47 )

While you're at it, take out both Matt Krieg and his #1 fan and get Ryan back!

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Yoda47... no less than total world domination will do for Brother Darryl.. that includes Ryan. Sorry.