Take no offense -- I said men like that :) Unless there's something you're not telling us about your genetalia.....

Now, Derek you know I always tell you everything about my genitalia....

As for what I'm wearing: I have a respectable olive-green longsleeve dress shirt, black Dockers, shiny black leather shoes, black leather belt with a silver buckle, and a pair of glow-in-the-dark Halloween flannel boxers. The boxers are underneath the rest, though - I've worked hard to avoid that clothing faux-pas!

O, goody, I love when you wear those grow-in-the-darks!!! Say we can play Casper and the All-Night Wal*Mart Stock Girl again!!! I'll run get my little blue apron and the price gun!!