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First, I went to the Grand Opening of a Super WalMart, so I HAD to wear my WalMart t-shirt (Dal has seen a photo of it - I had to beat up a greeter to get it). Nobody payed any attention to me, but it was fun to be in a WalMart where I could both buy fresh artichokes AND get a hair cut, simultaneously... HOWEVER -- the excitement came much later. See, my Dad doesn't like WalMart, so when we went shopping later he insisted on going to K-Mart. When we were ready to go, the attractive young woman at the checkout said, "what, are you trying to start a fight?" I made the shopping faux-pas of wearing my WalMart shirt into a KMART! Believe me, I barely escaped with my life - Where WalMart tends to hire the elderly and the handicapped, KMarts are full of young, fit, and nubile high-school students, who can run much faster than I, and because they're in public school they tend to have hand-to-hand and small-arms combat experience.
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Posted By: Derek D Sysop on: 05/24/2001 08:46:33 MDT