"For those of you who don't know me, or couldn't tell from previous ramblings, I have pretty low self esteem. Putred self esteem. Self esteem so low, I *AM* a half empty glass of milk. I don't even look in the mirror anymore, not because I think I'm ugly, but because I can't even cook up the motivation to get up and walk from here to there.

And then I get on the Internet. Ah, the Internet. No matter how low you are on yourself, no matter how sad and pathetic your life is, you can rest assured that in a few clicks, you can find someone who is lower than you on the food chain and who, comparably, makes you look like a rock star.

http://lightning.prohosting.com/~receipts/index.shtml

I don't know whether I should feel good because someone sucks more than me, or frightened.. because someone sucks more than me. Or maybe I should feel sad because someone who sucks more than me has a more popular site than I do. Hm."

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