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Posted By: Get-a-Life Foundation on: 04/02/2001 13:08:50 MDT
Subject: RE: L-O-S-E-R

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Yes, yes, m'boy! You've really caught on quickly to the GALF mindset. I can see you'll fit in here with the brotherhood like a hand to a glove. You are clearly one of the intelligent few who understands that there is only time in this world serious, life-altering activities & ideas; and that doing things "just for fun, pleasure or interest" will get this world nowhere. NOWHERE I TELL YOU! Quickly, spread the GALF word so that we may rid this contaminated society of ideas & activities we have deemed to be of little or no value, and which merely provide unnecessary pleasure.

Further, you should be aware that when you contact us to join the GALF, we will conduct a thorough background investigation to certify that:
1) Each and every one of YOUR activities/ideas has only serious meaning, & nothing short of a life-altering impact on the human race;
2) That you have never taken part in any activity purely for pleasure, or had any thoughts of a fun or frivolous nature;
3) That you are, on a daily basis, actively involved in solving the world's most complex & serious problems.

But I'm sure these things will not be a problem for you. I can tell you are a GALF kind of person.

B. Knowitall
GALF President & CEO

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