You are exactly the type of fellow we vigorously recruit here at the GALF (Get-a-Life Foundation). We here at the GALF have formed this prestigious brotherhood where we alone decide what ideas are worthy of society's attention. Our worthy mission is to forcibly tell everyone who has an idea different from ours to "get a life." We have designated ourselves as the leaders of this critical crusade to tell everyone we can find what they should find interesting or fun. We implore upon you, Mr. McKrotch, help us save the world from these different-thinkers, who will surely be the downfall of civilized society as we know it.

GALF motto: "If we don't like it, it shouldn't exist, dammit!"

Please feel free to peruse our web site at www.theGALF.cult to find out more about us. We would welcome you into our fold.

Bob Knowitall
GALF President and CEO

• L-O-S-E-R - Phil McKracken 04/02/2001 12:18:55 MDT (2)