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Oh my Lord, Balmain Boy, have you been hanging round the defrocked skirts of Mr McGuinness? My goodness, I'm sure you could find something much more interesting if you did a bit of sniffing through my voluminous and comforting smock. How is old Penno these days, anyway? Last time I stopped off there I was fleeing the sight of two naked lovebirds going for it hammer and tongs in the back of a white Jaguar on one of the many tracks behind Penno Oval. Ah, the glory days, sun, um, yes, sun, um, lawnmowers, car dealerships, er, um, backyard aboveground swimming pools. Hmm, surely this is not the best place to cultivate the sensibilities of one with such refined tastes? By the way, I'd be avoiding the shortcut off Denman Parade at Normo Station if I were you...makes my Tim Tams shudder just at the thought.....
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