Derek's Big BBS of WalMart Purchase Receipts

Derek's Big BBS of WalMart Purchase Receipts

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Posted By: I challenge that challenge and raise you a pair of underwear on: 12/18/2000 19:54:18 MST
Subject: RE: It's been fun :(

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How do you change the font used in the heading anyway?
Or is that option only available for new posts and not responses...I digress...while I have the utmost regard for Derek, I do have to admit stumbling through some of his reports on the site due to his cutting and pasting and change of thought in mid-sentence so that you get so that you get repeated sentence fractions. There have been other minor errors throughout the site that I've chalked up to oversites due to his hectic media schedule. Perhaps in his time of grief he wasn't thinking rationally and didn't check for errors. I submit to you the very real possibility that he has no access to a computer to remedy his errors because he is either A)in jail, or B)on the lamb in which case he should be in jail for committing beastiality. In any event, the man, the myth, the legend, the person that can't make all his purchases in one trip has seemingly disappeared for one reason or another. Should we put his face on the side of a milk carton? Pass out leaflets? Pass out riblets? Just pass out? Should we start a nationwide manhunt? That would mean some of you ladies would have to quit the manhunting you are currently doing. Is this all just a promotion for the unveiling of his newest site "Where's Derek?" Is it a cover so he doesn't have to reveal his latest and most embarrassing viagra purchase? Has he been trying to get out of maintaining this site, but we just keep pulling him back in leaving him no choice but to enter the Walmart Shopper Protection Program?
Something smells fishy here and..oh wait that's me. The Capt. D's can really come back on you sometimes. While the site has not been taken down, it has not been updated either indicating that Derek may not be available for some reason. Perhaps this is why he has not removed the posts you speak of or updated us on the legal proceedings. It's all a mystery to me and I'm not Robert Stack-ish enough to figure it out.


Has anyone else noticed the large, colorful font used in the heading of this message? Or the spelling, grammar and punctuation errors scattered throughout the message? I have been lurking at this site for a year and have trouble believing that Derek would ever post a message of this quality, or post the same message multiple times and not remove at least a few of them. Will the real Derek D. please stand up?


As of tommorow this site will be officially closing down. I have said some things in the past I do, and will always regret for the rest of my life. Earlier this month I was arrested for exploitation of WalMart Inc.

They agree'd to settle if I erased this site and never shopped at their store again. I will miss everyone here, it's been alot of fun. Please save this page if you wish to keep it for reference, for as tommorow this site will be deleted.

I have a tear in my eye right now,

Have a great life everyone,
Derek





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