Posted By: That's Mr. Pokey to you on: 12/18/2000 10:58:21 MSTSubject: RE: The
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Posted By: That's Mr. Pokey to you on: 12/18/2000 10:58:21 MST Subject: RE: The |
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Ah, "The Pokey." Those were the days. I remember it like it was yesterday. It was the summer of '84 and my girlfriend would call me up and ask if I was going to come over and give her the...oh, wait we're here for our leader and mentor. A piece of advice until we can spring you from the joint: either kick somebody's ass on the first day or become someone's bitch. Until the legal fees are gathered I will be set up in front of Walmart next to that cat with the bell collecting items for Derek to use during his stay in the big house. When you do your shopping be sure to pick up extra razors, soap on a rope, a belt with a lock on it, metal underwear, and lots and lots of FACIAL TISSU for those lonely nights. In the event that you are faced with possibility of having a guy with a tattoo that reads, "Backdoor guests are best" force his will upon you, then remember to SHOUT GEL because it attracts the most attention. Hang in there and look on the bright side: maybe you'll meet Robert Downey Jr. ...so anyway, like I was saying, she'd call me up and when I got there she would be wearing a hockey mask, holding a handful of old pasta and a torque wrench... I'm working on setting up a fund to help with Derek's legal fees. I don't have all the details worked out yet, but when I do I'll let you know. So dig deep into your pockets and see if you can't find a few pennies to help out our Head Bean. Get those envelopes addressed: "Derek Dahlsad, c/o Dilworth City Jail" or otherwise known as The Pokey.
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