I love a man prepared to get the most out of his silly putty! Hey Derek, tell me what it's like to be worshipped by so many women who you've never met across the country and across the globe.
Frustrating as hell :) However, I have become the envy of every computer nerd - everyone who spends too much time in front of a keyboard has the fantasy of attracting the infatuation of strange, exotic women from far-off lands! I guess I can't complain...
Now, if more female fans were to send me naked pictures of themselves, well---JUST KIDDING! Jeeez.... :)
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