Dr. Evil has infiltrated DARPA -- while they haven't quite developed the technology to add frickin' lasers to the heads of sharks, scientists have actually gone inside the heads and implanted remote-control circuits in the sharks. While animal behavior scientists have all kinds of great ideas for the application of the technology (which has the potential to work both ways, transmitting thoughts to a reciever), but, of course, the military thinks sharks would be great spies and weapons platforms. Head-mounted lasers seem much more feasible if a soldier at a computer can aim it by messing with the shark's brain.
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