"MRS NELSON!""Well, hello, Destiny! How are you doing?""We had to go shopping for shelves.""I see that...""Do you know why we needed to buy shelves?""No, why?""Because my dad throws all his stuff on the floor."

Ah, yes, as Art Linkletter used
to say "Kids Say the Darndest
Things."
I asked a 3 year old at my
daughter's daycare what his
father did for a living. (His
dad is a poet and a prof at
University of North Carolina)
The tyro's response: Oh... my
dad turns the TV on and off;
sometimes he cooks hot dogs.
What a delight!
--busmun, 5/25/2002 05:02:20
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